Christinamets15
@christinamets15.bsky.social
Mets. Rangers. Knicks in order of mental illness.
Creative Writing MFA turned Corporate Dirtbag.🌈
Sports content with dashes of wholesomeness, politics, and more bdsm posts than you’d expect.
She/Her
MA—> NY
Creative Writing MFA turned Corporate Dirtbag.🌈
Sports content with dashes of wholesomeness, politics, and more bdsm posts than you’d expect.
She/Her
MA—> NY
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Preserving this so that I can yeet Twitter when the time comes
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Maybe if Marky Mark here had to live on a middle class salary he’d know that insurance companies are on rampage of dropping meds from coverage.
R U ok with paying 8 to 12 pct more in taxes and possibly losing your standard deduction ?
R U ok with losing access to different curative medications and care because the government can't afford to pay for them, even after taxing all the billionaires 90 pct?
R U ok with losing access to different curative medications and care because the government can't afford to pay for them, even after taxing all the billionaires 90 pct?
December 11, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Maybe if Marky Mark here had to live on a middle class salary he’d know that insurance companies are on rampage of dropping meds from coverage.
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Can't say I ever expected to see a "That Font was No Angel" headline. But here we are.
December 11, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Can't say I ever expected to see a "That Font was No Angel" headline. But here we are.
Shout out to whoever asked a driver to hold a sign waiting for “Project Moonlight” at the airport
December 11, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Shout out to whoever asked a driver to hold a sign waiting for “Project Moonlight” at the airport
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Lilly Kane’s a real one
December 11, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Lilly Kane’s a real one
The MUCH lower BA version of Pete Alonso really is gonna have to be Pete Alonso immediately if this is the plan
I think Ryan Clifford is more likely to play first and Vientos DH.
December 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
The MUCH lower BA version of Pete Alonso really is gonna have to be Pete Alonso immediately if this is the plan
There is no reason, and we know this from looking at the dodgers, that Cohen couldn’t essentially BUY players in trades rather than trade literally anyone lmao that’s how much money he’s worth
Steve Cohen is worth 9 billion more than when he bought the Mets, just saying.
Like, since the last Mets game his NW has increased roughly as much as the Diaz and Alonso total contract.
Like, since the last Mets game his NW has increased roughly as much as the Diaz and Alonso total contract.
December 10, 2025 at 9:48 PM
There is no reason, and we know this from looking at the dodgers, that Cohen couldn’t essentially BUY players in trades rather than trade literally anyone lmao that’s how much money he’s worth
Look, guys, don’t worry. Mark Vientos could have a career year and so could Baty and Alvy can’t get injured again right? And Benge will get promoted and he’ll hopefully win rookie of the year. And our rotation is Manaea, Senga, and 3-4 rookies! And no bullpen! And Soto has a no injury cloak
December 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Look, guys, don’t worry. Mark Vientos could have a career year and so could Baty and Alvy can’t get injured again right? And Benge will get promoted and he’ll hopefully win rookie of the year. And our rotation is Manaea, Senga, and 3-4 rookies! And no bullpen! And Soto has a no injury cloak
Jesus fucking Christ
December 10, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Jesus fucking Christ
And on top of all of this Mets bullshit, my WPBL team won’t be playing in New York? 2026 is cooked
December 10, 2025 at 8:29 PM
And on top of all of this Mets bullshit, my WPBL team won’t be playing in New York? 2026 is cooked
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Run prevention = preventing our own runs too
Certainly feels like the focus isn't on fielding the best team possible at the moment 🤷♂️
December 10, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Run prevention = preventing our own runs too
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Also, being a billionaire doesn’t mean you’re smart. Steve fucked this.
I would be 95% of my shit that firing Jeremy Hefner is a big part of why our franchise guys left. Jeff did EVERYTHING right, and STILL got sacked for problems that weren’t his fault. Players notice that.
CC: @mets.com
I would be 95% of my shit that firing Jeremy Hefner is a big part of why our franchise guys left. Jeff did EVERYTHING right, and STILL got sacked for problems that weren’t his fault. Players notice that.
CC: @mets.com
December 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Also, being a billionaire doesn’t mean you’re smart. Steve fucked this.
I would be 95% of my shit that firing Jeremy Hefner is a big part of why our franchise guys left. Jeff did EVERYTHING right, and STILL got sacked for problems that weren’t his fault. Players notice that.
CC: @mets.com
I would be 95% of my shit that firing Jeremy Hefner is a big part of why our franchise guys left. Jeff did EVERYTHING right, and STILL got sacked for problems that weren’t his fault. Players notice that.
CC: @mets.com
PETE ALONSO IS A BETTER ALL AROUND HITTER AND DEFENDER THAN SCHWARBER
and the Phillies circlejerked 5/150 for him
and the Phillies circlejerked 5/150 for him
Mets never made an offer to Pete Alonso, per Joel Sherman.
They felt his market was pushing beyond their comfort level on years and dollars.
They felt his market was pushing beyond their comfort level on years and dollars.
December 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
PETE ALONSO IS A BETTER ALL AROUND HITTER AND DEFENDER THAN SCHWARBER
and the Phillies circlejerked 5/150 for him
and the Phillies circlejerked 5/150 for him
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With Democrats either winning or significantly over performing in every single election this year
When you now add in Eileen Higgins blowout win in Miami with Eric Gisler’s shocking victory in a ruby red Georgia district, Republicans should be extremely concerned about the midterm elections
Good
When you now add in Eileen Higgins blowout win in Miami with Eric Gisler’s shocking victory in a ruby red Georgia district, Republicans should be extremely concerned about the midterm elections
Good
December 10, 2025 at 2:49 AM
With Democrats either winning or significantly over performing in every single election this year
When you now add in Eileen Higgins blowout win in Miami with Eric Gisler’s shocking victory in a ruby red Georgia district, Republicans should be extremely concerned about the midterm elections
Good
When you now add in Eileen Higgins blowout win in Miami with Eric Gisler’s shocking victory in a ruby red Georgia district, Republicans should be extremely concerned about the midterm elections
Good
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Miami just elected its first democratic mayor in 28 years.
Mayor-elect Eileen Higgins calls herself “La Gringa” and rides transit.
Running on transit is a way to win elections!
Mayor-elect Eileen Higgins calls herself “La Gringa” and rides transit.
Running on transit is a way to win elections!
December 10, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Miami just elected its first democratic mayor in 28 years.
Mayor-elect Eileen Higgins calls herself “La Gringa” and rides transit.
Running on transit is a way to win elections!
Mayor-elect Eileen Higgins calls herself “La Gringa” and rides transit.
Running on transit is a way to win elections!
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Congratulations to Democrats in Miami & Georgia! 🗳 💙
Eileen Higgins wins Miami mayoral race, breaking a nearly 30-year GOP hold. She's also the first female to become their mayor!
AND
Georgia Democrat, Eric Gisler, flips a GA state House seat in a district Trump won by 12 points! 🥳
Eileen Higgins wins Miami mayoral race, breaking a nearly 30-year GOP hold. She's also the first female to become their mayor!
AND
Georgia Democrat, Eric Gisler, flips a GA state House seat in a district Trump won by 12 points! 🥳
December 10, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Congratulations to Democrats in Miami & Georgia! 🗳 💙
Eileen Higgins wins Miami mayoral race, breaking a nearly 30-year GOP hold. She's also the first female to become their mayor!
AND
Georgia Democrat, Eric Gisler, flips a GA state House seat in a district Trump won by 12 points! 🥳
Eileen Higgins wins Miami mayoral race, breaking a nearly 30-year GOP hold. She's also the first female to become their mayor!
AND
Georgia Democrat, Eric Gisler, flips a GA state House seat in a district Trump won by 12 points! 🥳
Look, if the Dodgers get Skubal too, I’ll gladly accept a baseball lockout
December 10, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Look, if the Dodgers get Skubal too, I’ll gladly accept a baseball lockout
hahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahgahahahgahahahhahaha
Eileen Higgins just became the first Democrat elected mayor of Miami in nearly 30 years.
December 10, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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Episode 259: This week, we talk about the Devin Williams signing and the latest Mets rumors as the Winter Meetings get underway.
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Extreme Boredom Overcomes Orlando (EBOO)
Podcast Episode · Home Run Applesauce: A New York Mets podcast · 12/09/2025 · 1h 32m
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December 10, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Episode 259: This week, we talk about the Devin Williams signing and the latest Mets rumors as the Winter Meetings get underway.
Apple🍎: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a...
Spotify🍏: open.spotify.com/episode/7rLu...
Apple🍎: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a...
Spotify🍏: open.spotify.com/episode/7rLu...
Ken Jennings with the supreme post once again
The most compelling argument for this is that Sam was once a baby raised without ChatGPT, and look how he turned out.
FALLON: “And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
ALTMAN: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
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ALTMAN: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
@moreperfectunion.bsky.social
December 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Ken Jennings with the supreme post once again
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The most compelling argument for this is that Sam was once a baby raised without ChatGPT, and look how he turned out.
FALLON: “And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
ALTMAN: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
@moreperfectunion.bsky.social
ALTMAN: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
@moreperfectunion.bsky.social
December 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM
The most compelling argument for this is that Sam was once a baby raised without ChatGPT, and look how he turned out.
This is excellent. More of this
it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society
December 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
This is excellent. More of this
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BREAKING: this televangelist is jealous of the people women are pegging because none of them are him
December 9, 2025 at 11:32 PM
BREAKING: this televangelist is jealous of the people women are pegging because none of them are him
This man just SAYS shit and there is NO actually stats that support any of it
Stephen Miller: "If you subtract immigration out of test scores, all of the sudden our test scores skyrocket"
December 9, 2025 at 10:54 PM
This man just SAYS shit and there is NO actually stats that support any of it