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The Rally Towel @therallytowel.substack.com · Jun 3

I made some #MetsSky stickers to represent the best Mets community on the internet. Let me know if you want a few! I don't want money but I do want to see photos of where you stick 'em.

Bonus points if you use them to deface public property in the greater Philadelphia, Atlanta, Miami, or DC areas!

A sticker reading #MetsSky followed by the Bluesky Icon.

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The Rally Towel @therallytowel.substack.com · 2d

LOLPHILLIES!!!!!!!

The Rally Towel @therallytowel.substack.com · 3d

Lmao I can't wait to see the fake numbers they come up with for this shit. #NFL #SuperBowlLX

The Rally Towel @therallytowel.substack.com · 3d

He was legitimately teaching people how to even use the QR that was a hellish fever dream of a commercial

The Rally Towel @therallytowel.substack.com · 3d

That dig was 100% at the Yankees. This Jays team is GOOD.

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The Rally Towel @therallytowel.substack.com · 3d

The geopolitics of it are too good

The Rally Towel @therallytowel.substack.com · 3d

Would have made for a tremendous night of hate-watching

The Rally Towel @therallytowel.substack.com · 3d

No, no wait. And the- and then Trump said, "You're going to go all the way."
#MLB

a man in a suit and tie is laughing with his mouth open

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is laughing with his mouth open

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The Rally Towel @therallytowel.substack.com · 3d

Imagine being a "27 Rings, Bro" and having to settle for "we won more postseason games than the 2025 Mets"? #MetsSky

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The Rally Towel @therallytowel.substack.com · 3d

I WANT TO BE A PART OF IT.....CANCUN CANCUUUUUUUN!

The Rally Towel @therallytowel.substack.com · 3d

Does anyone else feel like the Yankees were just Juan or two players away? #MLB

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 3d

Vladdy Jr. with his best Big Papi impression DAAAAA YANKEES LOSE

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The Rally Towel @therallytowel.substack.com · 3d

THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YANKEES LOSE!

The Rally Towel @therallytowel.substack.com · 5d

There's not a star in baseball that scares me less than Bryce Harper

The Athletic @theathletic.com · 5d

The Phillies won 96 games in all those months not known as “October.”

It’s a foolproof formula, until those noted dream crushers, the Dodgers, showed up.

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