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I made some #MetsSky stickers to represent the best Mets community on the internet. Let me know if you want a few! I don't want money but I do want to see photos of where you stick 'em.

Bonus points if you use them to deface public property in the greater Philadelphia, Atlanta, Miami, or DC areas!
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December 10, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Who needs the Mets when you can just watch KPop Demon Hunters on repeat with your 4 year old for the rest of your fucking life? #MetsSky
December 10, 2025 at 10:29 PM
December 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
They better not sign Rhys Hoskins to this goddamn team. #MetsSky
December 10, 2025 at 7:18 PM
All Alonso did was play every day and hit a fuck ton of home runs, I don't get it. #MetsSky
December 10, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Karaban has been playing at #UConn for like 9 years, he still doesn't know the defensive system?
December 10, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Whole lotta Florida fans at MSG. Makes sense. Literally anywhere is better than Florida. #UConn
December 10, 2025 at 2:51 AM
The JV game is over. Let's go #UConn
December 10, 2025 at 2:13 AM
This is some shit you say about your high school girlfriend when you come home for Thanksgiving during your first year of college #MetsSky
December 9, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Me, eating lunch rn:
#MetsSky
a man in a plaid shirt is crying in a room .
ALT: a man in a plaid shirt is crying in a room .
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December 9, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Everyone is still cool with letting Helsley walk, right? #MetsSky
December 9, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Alonso, come on home baby. #MetsSky
🚨Kyle Schwarber is back with the Phillies on a 5 year deal worth $150M per Jeff Passan.
December 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
It's weird to see so many Mets fans talking about the cost of players. Why are we so concerned about money? PTSD from the Wilpons? We have the richest owner in baseball. Make. It. Rain. #MetsSky
December 9, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Played against a Philly fan with a totally not weird team name. #MetsSky #MLBTheShow25
December 7, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Deadass, can we get Mamdani to throw out the first pitch on Opening Day? #MetsSky
November 30, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Helsley was an absolute disaster last year, but like...the bullpen currently looks like this:
#MetsSky
November 30, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Just put up some new goodies on The Rally Towel shop! These are perfect for all the hopelessly optimistic and endlessly aggrieved Mets fans in your life. #MetsSky #Mets #LGM
November 28, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Not even joking this just showed up in the mail lmao. #MetsSky
November 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Does Marcus Semien trade Luisangel Acuna a truck for the right to wear #2? #MetsSky #Mets #LGM
November 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I KNOW SOMEDAY YOU'LL HAVE A BEAUTIFUL LIFE

I KNOW YOU'LL BE A STAR

IN SOMEBODY ELSE'S SKY

BUT WHY? WHY? WHYYYYYYYYY

CAN'T IT BE?

OH, CAN'T IT BE MINEEEEE?

#MetsSky #LGM #Mets
November 24, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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Feels like the rare trade that makes absolutely nobody happy, I love those.
whoa
November 23, 2025 at 10:23 PM
#UCONN FOOTBALL! We back!
November 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
In a barber's chair while I was super hungover
what's the most exotic place you've ever puked? mine's not exactly exotic but i did once have a hangover at the nyc facebook office and barfed in their very nice bathroom
Got food poisoning from Fogo De Chao. Puked out the side of a moving cab along beautiful Copacabana Beach. The most exotic place I'll probably ever puke!
November 21, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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I had the pleasure to work on this with Arnie aka Mr. Metro, a Mets fan from the UK.

This digital zine explores the origins of his Mets fandom and showcases his personal collection of vintage Mets gear.

Please give it a look!
#MetsSky #NewYorkMets #LGM

www.thisartsux.com/zine-library
November 14, 2025 at 12:59 PM