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Author, RPGamer, and Pseudo-Scientist. Certified Iron Mutant. Views expressed here are not my own. I'm not sure where they come from. Blame my employer, I guess. https://www.ChristinaLea.com

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Christina Lea @christinalea.bsky.social · Dec 9

The new edition of Stars, Specters, and Super-Powers adds one new story and two appendices with extra background material, a comic book page from the story that inspired, "The Man Comes Around," and an RPG adventure.
And the cover is so much better!
Get it here: books2read.com/b/StarsSS

Available now at your favorite digital store!

Stars, Specters, and Super-Powers by Christina Lea

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Christina Lea @christinalea.bsky.social · 15h

Vodka is just rubbing alcohol that hasn't been denatured yet.

Christina Lea @christinalea.bsky.social · 16h

There should be harsher penalties for people who say they're talking about The Lord of the Rings when they're really only talking about the movies.

Christina Lea @christinalea.bsky.social · 1d

I didn't realize how much I hated Arkansans until I started this convenience store side job in Avoca.

Christina Lea @christinalea.bsky.social · 1d

If you see this, post a Frankenstein!

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Christina Lea @christinalea.bsky.social · 6d

I love how Carpenter (or whatever conglomerate entity wrote the script) drops this perfect little jab at pop culture storytelling into the middle of the movie:

"Cane's writing me. He wants me to kiss you."
"WHY?"
"Because it's good for the book! It's what the readers want."

#mutantfam #horror

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The Delver (He/Him) @delver.bsky.social · 8d

Graveyards are a waste of resources. People are biodegradable and should be buried naked so they can decompose and feed their sweet, sweet nutrients back to the earth.

Buying me a coffin after I die makes as much sense as buying me a birthday card.

Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 11d

Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?

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Christina Lea @christinalea.bsky.social · 9d

I wouldn't say it feels like October, but at least the weather here finally feels like September.

Christina Lea @christinalea.bsky.social · 11d

Christina Lea @christinalea.bsky.social · 19d

"Zu asche, zu staub. Zu asche, doch noch nicht jetzt."

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kirin @koboldstyle.bsky.social · 20d

I’m convinced that Gunn is using Peacemaker to present a Captain America-like superhero except, you know, America as it actually is: a psychotically murderous but sorta loveable trailer park goofball plagued by racist family and lineage who has to learn to get along with snarky diverse teammates.

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Christina Lea @christinalea.bsky.social · Sep 24

If you didn't enjoy diagramming sentences, I'm not sure why you're even talking to me.

Christina Lea @christinalea.bsky.social · Sep 24

I spent, like, twenty minutes staring at pictures of snarling tigers before I started. Tom described it as "method" (as in the acting school). I hadn't thought of it like that, but yeah. If I can't make myself feel something, how can I make someone else feel it?

Christina Lea @christinalea.bsky.social · Sep 24

While certainly a fierce hunter, I'm afraid Speckle might be too adorable to help me with the scary tiger demon chapter.
#cats #writing

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The Mutant Fam @themutantfam.bsky.social · Sep 18

THIS JUST IN: #TheLastDriveIn returns to AMC's #FearFest with a THIRD Halloween special starring Freddy Krueger! 🎃

Mark your calendars, #MutantFam:
10/3 - Oct. Episode
10/8 - FearFest Double
10/24 - Joe Bob's Splatterween!

Read more in @bloody-disgusting.com: bloody-disgusting.com/tv/3901678/a...

Wednesday, October 8
8 pm: The Last Drive-in with Joe Bob Briggs: A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
10:55 pm: Freddy vs. Jason

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Tom "Manos The Hands of Fate" Servo @angelus04.bsky.social · Sep 17

So turns out the right actually love cancel culture when they are doing the cancelling

a cartoon character says i 'm shocked in front of a blue wall

ALT: a cartoon character says i 'm shocked in front of a blue wall

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Christina Lea @christinalea.bsky.social · Sep 16

Quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky.

Christina Lea @christinalea.bsky.social · Sep 11

Heroes are just monsters you've been given permission to root for.

Christina Lea @christinalea.bsky.social · Sep 11

Chill out everybody! Charlie's fine!

Lincoln Michel @thelincoln.bsky.social · Sep 10

Our dystopian present really is very strange.

Grok

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Charlie Kirk takes the roast in stride with a laugh— he's faced tougher crowds. Yes, he survives this one easily.
HotTalkJayhawk
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@Grok
, he got shot through the neck. Wtf are you talking about?
Grok

@grok
It's a meme video with edited effects to look like a dramatic "shot"—not a real event. Charlie Kirk is fine; he handles roasts like a pro.

Christina Lea @christinalea.bsky.social · Sep 5

Well, hello there!

Christina Lea @christinalea.bsky.social · Aug 30

"Let a sufferer's curse clasp thee, his torturer, like remorse, till thine infinity shall be a robe of envenomed agony, and thine omnipotence a crown of pain, to cling like burning gold round thy dissolving brain!"

Percy Bysshe Shelley, Prometheus Unbound

Christina Lea @christinalea.bsky.social · Aug 30

The dog? No, he's not an emotional support animal; he's an emotional blackmail animal.

Christina Lea @christinalea.bsky.social · Aug 28

I enjoyed Thunderbolts for the most part. Misfits coming together is something anyone who's ever read anything I wrote knows I'm into. The journey through the painfully on-the-nose "traumaverse" got a little tiresome and felt like a lazy way to illustrate an emotional journey, though.

Christina Lea @christinalea.bsky.social · Aug 25

Christina Lea @christinalea.bsky.social · Aug 23

a man in a suit and tie is holding a tissue in his hand

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding a tissue in his hand

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Christina Lea @christinalea.bsky.social · Aug 23

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