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Christina

@christa613.bsky.social

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Alabama Spinster dog and cat mom. Given to short bursts of creativity. INFJ, NHL fan, Whovian, ΣΣΣ alum, Mensa member...yes, really. Christa_613 on IG and Threads

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Christina @christa613.bsky.social · May 22

Elephant besties are the cutest thing! 🩶🩶

Christina @christa613.bsky.social · May 15

Is Knies even in the lineup tonight? #MapleLeafs #NHLPlayoffs

Christina @christa613.bsky.social · May 15

I bet the Leafs won't score again this season 🤦‍♀️ #MapleLeafs ##LeafsPanthers #NHLPlayoffs

Christina @christa613.bsky.social · May 14

a woman is sitting on a couch with a cup of coffee and a cell phone .

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Christina @christa613.bsky.social · May 8

I just ❤️ Max Pacioretty so much! 🥹 #MapleLeafs #NHLPlayoffs

Christina @christa613.bsky.social · May 7

If fans do bring their skates, will they be allowed on the ice? You know, just to have a talk with Bennett. Oh, and can they bring sticks too? #MapleLeafs #NHLPlayoffs

TSN @tsnofficial.bsky.social · May 7

"Are they bringing their skates?"

Paul Maurice on how Sam Bennett will handle the Leafs fans in Game 2. 😂

Christina @christa613.bsky.social · May 6

I feel bad that I'm actually thinking of who the Leafs could sacrifice to get retribution. I'm like, "Hmm, they could be OK if Reaves got suspended for "accidently" taking out Bennett..." 🤔

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Christina @christa613.bsky.social · May 6

Creative (yet not untrue) editing done on Sam Bennett's Wikipedia #LeafsPanthers #NHLPlayoffs

Christina @christa613.bsky.social · May 2

Happy Birthday, Willy
#WilliamNylander #MapleLeafs

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Christina @christa613.bsky.social · Apr 30

Matthews isn't the only one balding. I'm pulling my hair out!

Christina @christa613.bsky.social · Apr 30

My prediction: Ottawa wins the battle of Ontario and the Panthers win the battle of Florida. Then we get the battle of the Tkachuks. The NHL will be giddy with a new story to promote and the Leafs will clean out their lockers and give the same old excuses. #NHLPlayoffs #TorntoMapleLeafs

Christina @christa613.bsky.social · Apr 29

"If you're a goaltender..."

Christina @christa613.bsky.social · Apr 21

Imagine them with a big powder puff, patting on the dust 😂

Christina @christa613.bsky.social · Apr 21

The #MapleLeafs radio broadcast is back. My life is better with Joe Bowen and Jim Ralph 🥰 #SmallBlessings #TorontoVsOttawa #NHLPlayoffs

Christina @christa613.bsky.social · Apr 21

Something has gone wrong with the #MapleLeafs radio broadcast. So I'm only hearing the Ottawa broadcast. Oh well, life could be worse 😁 #LeafsVsSenators #NHLPlayoffs

Christina @christa613.bsky.social · Mar 21

Damn electric cars.
No exhaust pipe.
LOL 🍌🍌🍌

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David Leavitt @davidleavitt.bsky.social · Mar 14

Happy Pi Day

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Paul @fucktheracists.bsky.social · Mar 12

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Christina @christa613.bsky.social · Mar 6

A piece of this and a piece of that

Christina @christa613.bsky.social · Mar 6

I picture little Lenny with an elephant-sized pacifier in his mouth like Timmy on Shaun the Sheep LOL

a cartoon sheep with a pacifier in its mouth standing next to a rock .

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Jeff Alan Wolf @wolfontheair.bsky.social · Mar 6

You gotta love it

Please repost this

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · Mar 5

You may know me from such outbursts as "SWEET MOTHER OF FUCK THE LIGHT IS GREEN!" and "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY JUST ORDER ALREADY!"

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TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · Mar 5

Maybe it’s good Trump exposed America for the freakshow country it is. At least we know who we’re dealing with. Like if your neighbour answered the door in a Jesus mask and covered in sheep’s blood while carrying his unconscious sister. You know you’re NEVER having that motherfucker over for supper.

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Christina @christa613.bsky.social · Mar 3

Did they bother to have refs to begin with? Or were they added later to miss calls? LOL

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Emma Thane of Cawdor @redwellyfeats.bsky.social · Feb 26

It's okay everyone.

I have great news.

I have done it.

I present to you ...

The greatest cat photo ever.

Hugo the tabby cat, balancing on his hind legs on a window sill. His front paws are both reaching to the sky in a "put 'em up" "praise you" style.

He is of course trying to murder me.

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