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Chris' RacCoons
@chrisraccoons.bsky.social
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We're a gaze (hence they/them) of shitposting raccoons originally on Twitter to mock Chris Coons. #AnimalCaucus. Our jokes are meant to amuse us, but they COULD amuse you, too. Who can say? If you recognize us, no you don't (please).
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Chris' RacCoons @chrisraccoons.bsky.social · Nov 18
Regarding follows:
If you're following us, we hope it's because you enjoy what we post! Welcome! If you're not enjoying it, no worries about unfollowing.

We follow people whose interactions we enjoy, so have fun! We do sometimes unfollow to protect mental health; please don't take it personally
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Chris' RacCoons @chrisraccoons.bsky.social · 12m
It was so smol, though
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Chris' RacCoons @chrisraccoons.bsky.social · 50m
Umm, err....

www.tiktok.com/@theraccoonc...
Just a raccoon eating a pumpkin. Happy Halloween ® #raccoon #petraccoon #raccoonlover #pet #fur #raccoonsoftiktok #raccoons #raccoonlife #raccoontok #raccoonlove
TikTok video by Cheeto
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Chris' RacCoons @chrisraccoons.bsky.social · 2h
(puts batteries back on the shelf instead of chucking them)
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Chris' RacCoons @chrisraccoons.bsky.social · 4h
Perfect, then!

(And we're not just saying that because we love tasteless jokes and want you to post it.)
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Chris' RacCoons @chrisraccoons.bsky.social · 4h
Well, do you feel like making 900 blocks?
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Chris' RacCoons @chrisraccoons.bsky.social · 8h
We like that it's SO obvious.
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Chris' RacCoons @chrisraccoons.bsky.social · 8h
This is pretty well aligned with our take:

bsky.app/profile/chri...
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Chris' RacCoons @chrisraccoons.bsky.social · 1d
University administrators: we need to be embracing the AI Revolution

The AI Revolution:
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 1d
kids teacher just sent this home as part of an assignment he's doing and i want to smash every computer at the school
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Chris' RacCoons @chrisraccoons.bsky.social · 9h
Getting Puffy, even?
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Chris' RacCoons @chrisraccoons.bsky.social · 10h
It's always good to know the landscape of the business you're giving
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Chris' RacCoons @chrisraccoons.bsky.social · 10h
Just swallow the name and no one has to know
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Chris' RacCoons @chrisraccoons.bsky.social · 10h
We thought this was gonna be about Folger's. (cc @skilletqueso.com)
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Chris' RacCoons @chrisraccoons.bsky.social · 10h
We wonder if this company will be traded pubicly
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Chris' RacCoons @chrisraccoons.bsky.social · 10h
We prefer to think of what we do as chittering, not barking
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Chris' RacCoons @chrisraccoons.bsky.social · 10h
🎶Nananana nananana Batdog!
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Chris' RacCoons @chrisraccoons.bsky.social · 10h
bsky.app/profile/meme...
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Memento (Spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · Sep 10
Who am I talk? I was lasagna for a while.
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Chris' RacCoons @chrisraccoons.bsky.social · 10h
Morty is seasonally said dish
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Chris' RacCoons @chrisraccoons.bsky.social · 10h
Did you see the alternative ending where a kid in a mushroom hat comes out and says "I'm sorry, Red, but our Andy Dufresne is in another castle"?
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Chris' RacCoons @chrisraccoons.bsky.social · 11h
How dare you? @mementomorty.bsky.social might be tired, but busted??

(Yes, we know it's spooky season, not lasagna season)
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Chris' RacCoons @chrisraccoons.bsky.social · 20h
His heart isn't the only thing that grew three sizes iykwim.
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Chris' RacCoons @chrisraccoons.bsky.social · 20h
If we understand correctly, many of those posts are siblings?
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Chris' RacCoons @chrisraccoons.bsky.social · 20h
Maybe if you do a data visualization of your posts they'll let you in.
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Chris' RacCoons @chrisraccoons.bsky.social · 20h
Ball-rod, instead, maybe?
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Chris' RacCoons @chrisraccoons.bsky.social · 20h
You want to be able to tell the time and use the subdials? Don't you have a phone for that?
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Chris' RacCoons @chrisraccoons.bsky.social · 20h
We hear she ordered Raytheon to make special missiles for Venezuela. Will that work?
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Chris' RacCoons @chrisraccoons.bsky.social · 22h
Raccoon diet will do that to ya
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