Chris' RacCoons
@chrisraccoons.bsky.social
We're a gaze (hence they/them) of shitposting raccoons originally on Twitter to mock Chris Coons. #AnimalCaucus.
Our jokes are meant to amuse us, but they COULD amuse you, too. Who can say?
If you recognize us, no you don't (please).
Our jokes are meant to amuse us, but they COULD amuse you, too. Who can say?
If you recognize us, no you don't (please).
Not our best crust, but this is what it looks like. I've got a "recipe" somewhere if interested
November 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Not our best crust, but this is what it looks like. I've got a "recipe" somewhere if interested
That's one (semi-joke) Xmas gift down....
November 22, 2025 at 10:03 PM
That's one (semi-joke) Xmas gift down....
This was the picture the upholsterer sent of the inside of the old seats
November 21, 2025 at 11:39 PM
This was the picture the upholsterer sent of the inside of the old seats
Isn't that snazzy?
November 21, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Isn't that snazzy?
Not a terrible day to fly.... And loving the reupholstered seats!
November 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Not a terrible day to fly.... And loving the reupholstered seats!
Who wore it better? (Knitpicks catalog)
November 18, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Who wore it better? (Knitpicks catalog)
What's this guy so upset about?
November 16, 2025 at 1:52 PM
What's this guy so upset about?
Not entirely sure what bubble.blue is doing, but we're in company that's far too good for us.
(This is the "Last Month" version.)
(This is the "Last Month" version.)
November 14, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Not entirely sure what bubble.blue is doing, but we're in company that's far too good for us.
(This is the "Last Month" version.)
(This is the "Last Month" version.)
Using the loom waste for a nice presentation
November 5, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Using the loom waste for a nice presentation
Still don't love sewing, but we're done! Holiday gifts for mother-in-law done!
November 4, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Still don't love sewing, but we're done! Holiday gifts for mother-in-law done!
For those who have watched our complex #weaving videos and found them slow or stressful, here's something a bit more straightforward. Making ~6 yards of cloth to make place mats.
November 1, 2025 at 11:53 PM
For those who have watched our complex #weaving videos and found them slow or stressful, here's something a bit more straightforward. Making ~6 yards of cloth to make place mats.
When you see a piece of tuna that looks this good, you've got to make a nice dinner.
November 1, 2025 at 10:26 PM
When you see a piece of tuna that looks this good, you've got to make a nice dinner.
Hmm, this joke never seems to land.
October 26, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Hmm, this joke never seems to land.
Mack knows the truth- only the Great Raccoon can set you free. And They take any major form of payment.
October 25, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Mack knows the truth- only the Great Raccoon can set you free. And They take any major form of payment.
We hadn't been to a high school in a while (spouse's orchestra is performing at one). This banner is.... something?
October 24, 2025 at 10:28 PM
We hadn't been to a high school in a while (spouse's orchestra is performing at one). This banner is.... something?
The word "utilize" is terrible and should basically never be used.
October 24, 2025 at 9:57 PM
The word "utilize" is terrible and should basically never be used.
sleepy toby is the bestest toby of all!
Here's a sleepy Ezra in trade.
Here's a sleepy Ezra in trade.
October 23, 2025 at 7:01 PM
sleepy toby is the bestest toby of all!
Here's a sleepy Ezra in trade.
Here's a sleepy Ezra in trade.