Chris' RacCoons
@chrisraccoons.bsky.social
We're a gaze (hence they/them) of shitposting raccoons originally on Twitter to mock Chris Coons. #AnimalCaucus.
Our jokes are meant to amuse us, but they COULD amuse you, too. Who can say?
If you recognize us, no you don't (please).
Our jokes are meant to amuse us, but they COULD amuse you, too. Who can say?
If you recognize us, no you don't (please).
Philly will let NY believe itself to be superior. For now.
November 28, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Philly will let NY believe itself to be superior. For now.
Is DSA a bit more kind to people from away?
November 27, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Is DSA a bit more kind to people from away?
Maple syrup drama is intrinsically funny
November 27, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Maple syrup drama is intrinsically funny
We're honored to be included
November 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
We're honored to be included
We support your plan entirely!
November 27, 2025 at 1:47 PM
We support your plan entirely!
Unrelated causes, we hope? 🤔
November 27, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Unrelated causes, we hope? 🤔
They're becoming popular in downeast Maine
November 27, 2025 at 1:17 PM
They're becoming popular in downeast Maine
We'll eat yours. No worries!
November 27, 2025 at 1:06 PM
We'll eat yours. No worries!
Venmo really helps
November 27, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Venmo really helps
You don't know how slow I am at shucking
November 27, 2025 at 12:54 PM
You don't know how slow I am at shucking
Unpopular opinion: I don't want to deal with cooking lobster myself
November 27, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Unpopular opinion: I don't want to deal with cooking lobster myself
We made mignonette earlier in the week and have lemons ready to go
November 27, 2025 at 12:52 PM
We made mignonette earlier in the week and have lemons ready to go
The local oyster farm has an honor-system fridge in a garage and it's less than a 3 minute drive.
November 27, 2025 at 12:44 PM
The local oyster farm has an honor-system fridge in a garage and it's less than a 3 minute drive.
It's amazing and is a tradition in our friend's Chinese-American family. It's now part of our Thanksgiving tradition. Think sticky rice, bacon, dried seafood, Chinese sausage, etc.
November 27, 2025 at 12:43 PM
It's amazing and is a tradition in our friend's Chinese-American family. It's now part of our Thanksgiving tradition. Think sticky rice, bacon, dried seafood, Chinese sausage, etc.
I did cranberry sauce yesterday and we bought frozen pies in September before the bakery closed for the season and we baked those on Tuesday.
November 27, 2025 at 12:31 PM
I did cranberry sauce yesterday and we bought frozen pies in September before the bakery closed for the season and we baked those on Tuesday.
We're about to get started before guests want to start their contributions.
My To Do:
Stuffing
Mashed potatoes
Roast chicken
Gravy
Their To Do:
Sticky rice stuffing
Green bean casserole
Possible: see if the self-service oyster place is open.
My To Do:
Stuffing
Mashed potatoes
Roast chicken
Gravy
Their To Do:
Sticky rice stuffing
Green bean casserole
Possible: see if the self-service oyster place is open.
November 27, 2025 at 12:28 PM
We're about to get started before guests want to start their contributions.
My To Do:
Stuffing
Mashed potatoes
Roast chicken
Gravy
Their To Do:
Sticky rice stuffing
Green bean casserole
Possible: see if the self-service oyster place is open.
My To Do:
Stuffing
Mashed potatoes
Roast chicken
Gravy
Their To Do:
Sticky rice stuffing
Green bean casserole
Possible: see if the self-service oyster place is open.
We think @darthbluesky.bsky.social started hibernating, so we'll be acting judge.
After carefully considering the evidence, INNOCENT
After carefully considering the evidence, INNOCENT
November 27, 2025 at 12:05 PM
We think @darthbluesky.bsky.social started hibernating, so we'll be acting judge.
After carefully considering the evidence, INNOCENT
After carefully considering the evidence, INNOCENT
The weapons aren't THAT advanced, but the soundtrack is definitely lit
November 27, 2025 at 11:49 AM
The weapons aren't THAT advanced, but the soundtrack is definitely lit
We will miss you!
November 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
We will miss you!
Lovely! We make fabric and then fight the sewing machine to make place mats
November 27, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Lovely! We make fabric and then fight the sewing machine to make place mats
Wishing you the best possible outcome
November 26, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Wishing you the best possible outcome
Imagine the driving required 😂
November 26, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Imagine the driving required 😂