Chris Hockman
@chrishockman.bsky.social
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Emmy winning Football (Soccer) and Paralympic Journalist, researcher. commentator & ground announcer. Featured on Fox Sports, NPR, NBC & BBC. Play by Play and Color for Tiger Network. Travel Agent. Eurovision fan. He/Him
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It’s a frustrating night for the Socceroos. Felt like they could have got something out of this but the better side won. It makes being in Pot 2 harder, Australia needed something from this.
chrishockman.bsky.social
Australia doesn’t do friendlies. Especially with Popovic at the helm.
chrishockman.bsky.social
That would be Eurovision eligible.
chrishockman.bsky.social
Speed kills. Socceroos found out there.
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Courtesy of A-League Memes
chrishockman.bsky.social
Good preview for Aussies looking for insight on the perfect in 2025 Socceroos opponent tonight
cboehm.bsky.social
“You say, OK, if something works, why are we going to change?”

Profe Pochettino asked himself some good questions yesterday, despite a washing machine humming away in the background @ DSG Park.

Australia may pose an even more annoying obstacle for #USMNT tonight:

www.mlssoccer.com/news/pochett...
USMNT hint at changes for
The US men’s national team passed a key ‘gut check’ moment in central Texas last week, rallying from an early deficit to earn a 1-1 draw – and largely control the run of play – against a tough Ecuador...
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mcsweeneys.net
At least as a freelancer, I can enjoy more of my money now since you won’t be withhold--

Really?

You need me to complete a W-2?

Doesn’t that basically make me your employee?

An employee without any health insurance benefits or PTO?

Well, thank god for my day rate.

Excuse me?
I Am a Freelancer (In the Lack-of-Gigs Economy)
Thanks for reaching out. Yes, I’m interested in your one-week project, which you’ve described as a “sprint”—a fun euphemism for seven days of sheer...
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chrishockman.bsky.social
I’ve seen this play explained and I STILL don’t get it
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What?
cjzero.bsky.social
what in the hell just happened in Milwaukee
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americansocceranalysis.com
USLC Goals Added (g+) and xG Leaders ⬇️
(as of: 2025-10-13)

🤖⚽️ | #uslc
USLC goals added table USLC xG table
chrishockman.bsky.social
Got some rare good news, that hilarious creates problems for me. I'm excited but nervous.
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ziibiing.com
lol “find your own instead of stealing” in defense of columbus day
AJ West • 1h
Find your own holiday instead of stealing. Today is Columbus Day as designated by the federal government
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chrishockman.bsky.social
It never ceases to surprise me how upset I get when the EBU does what I knew deep down they would always do
chrishockman.bsky.social
Undefeated in 2025 Australia on the board. Still no A-League, going to be some lame excuse about "licensing laws" and "it's 3 o'clock in the damn morning" or "you don't even live in Minnesota Christopher"
blackhartstp.com
Opening early for the tail end of Internationals
chrishockman.bsky.social
It's been a tough few years for Eurovision, it's hard to watch something you love dying in front of you (my wife has cancer so trust me). My passion for the contest has waned, I no longer think about working out a trip to the contest. Hell this year I planned a trip without realizing it was EV week
anngrace.bsky.social
I don't think I have seen one positive or neutral reaction to the #Eurovision vote news - which is how it should be.
I'd love to say the EBU will see the fall-out and realise how much damage they have done, but that's far from the truth.

The people in ivory towers know what is good for us all.
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ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with a purple shirt and earrings
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chrishockman.bsky.social
And yet it's absolutely what we all knew would happen.
chrishockman.bsky.social
I'm shocked... SHOCKED. No wait, that other thing, Entirely expected. Absolute nonsense. This deal doesn't change anything. I doubt they'd let back Russia if a deal was done there.
escdiscord.com
🚨 The vote to determine Israel's participation in #Eurovision 2026 will no longer take place in November, the EBU has confirmed today.

Instead, an "open and in-person discussion" will take place at the EBU General Assembly in December. No vote is currently planned.
chrishockman.bsky.social
"Department of Government Efficiency"
dianamonkey.bsky.social
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

"the data's in excel."
darrenirwin.bsky.social
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

"Developed new species concept"
chrishockman.bsky.social
I need everyone to watch this because I really need Panel Shows to become a thing in America
michaelianblack.bsky.social
I’m not sure we qualify as a news show, but I’ll take it! If you haven’t checked out “Have I Got News For You” on CNN, we’re fully ridiculous - oh wait, maybe we ARE a new show.
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Best new shows for a 2nd year. Belly laughs!!! Just don't cut this season short!!

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It doesn't even read well, like who on earth is going to read this garbage?