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Chris Hanel @chrishanel.com · 15h

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Polanco would have taken it.

Eddie Rosario would have taken it and scored two.

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Chris Hanel @chrishanel.com · 16d

a remix of a yoda meme:

after Sending out Treinen 37 times in a row while standing in front of the bullpen at 1:34 am

[picture of Dave Roberts looking dazed and confused]

2:12am... going back for more Treinen

[picture of Dave Roberts walking with a weird facial expression]

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LoadingReadyRun @loadingreadyrun.com · 21h

Today is LoadingReadyRun's 22nd anniversary!🎈🎂

Kinda snuck up on us so we don't really have anything planned, but hey, we've got two streams happening and plenty of stuff from the past to watch. So to celebrate go watch your favorite LRR video of all time, and let us know what it is!

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matthew @pahuski.com · 1d

Happy Columbo’s Day

Screenshot from Columbo. He his talking to his dog, which is sitting is the drivers seat of a car. “Okay, I’m gonna put you in charge. You take care of the car. You’re a responsible dog. When I get back, if the car’s okay, I’ll give you another cookie.”

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 1d

Terrified he died but delighted that it’s just him talking about cocaine

The New Yorker @newyorker.com · 1d

Tim Curry was a 20-something stage actor living in London in the seedy, sex-drenched 1970s when he auditioned for a new B-movie musical called “The Rocky Horror Show.” In a new interview, Curry discusses the cult classic, David Bowie, Studio 54, and more. http://nyer.cm/Z9RkgrI

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Chris Hanel @chrishanel.com · 1d

Come watch!

bryonato @bryonato.bsky.social · 1d

TODAY WE CROWN A CHAMPION - IT'S TIME FOR THE FAKE BASEBALL WORLD SERIES. @tomatoanus.bsky.social AND I ARE ON THE MIC, GET INNNNNNNNN

twitch.tv/bryonato

Chris Hanel @chrishanel.com · 2d

A picture of Bud Selig with a word balloon implying he is being quoted in the post

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Chris Hanel @chrishanel.com · 2d

As someone who *adores* Tron (see bio), this is what's always bugged me. That post that's been going around asking "How is it a franchise?" I've tried formulating a succinct answer to, and my best attempt is: It's not. It's multiple attempts at starting one (and failing) because they don't get it.

Matt Colville? @mattcolville.bsky.social · 2d

The Tron franchise is very weird to me because no one who's owned it since 1982 even seems to be aware of what that movie was about.

Tron is a genuine Cyberpunk film. Flynn is a cyberpunk! He's going to hack into a gigacorp and bring it down from, literally, the inside. The inside of the computer!

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Matt Colville? @mattcolville.bsky.social · 2d

The Tron franchise is very weird to me because no one who's owned it since 1982 even seems to be aware of what that movie was about.

Tron is a genuine Cyberpunk film. Flynn is a cyberpunk! He's going to hack into a gigacorp and bring it down from, literally, the inside. The inside of the computer!

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Chris Hanel @chrishanel.com · 3d

There isn't any. It's completely empty fluff. Plus a lot of people would be perfectly comfortable with the team being run by a self-declared homophobe.

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Chris Hanel @chrishanel.com · 3d

Basically this scene in a nutshell? www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3fM...

Let's Have Two Parties, huh?

YouTube video by Haggai Elkayam Shalem

www.youtube.com

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Chris Hanel @chrishanel.com · 3d

You could have watched the entire history of the Seattle mariners in less time than that game took

Stelle (not the space train one) @stellezen.bsky.social · 3d

While it's on my mind, y'all haven't seen this I highly recommend it, it may be nearly 4 hours long but it's one of my favorite sports docs ever made
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIgK...

The History of the Seattle Mariners: Supercut Edition

YouTube video by Secret Base

www.youtube.com

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Chris Hanel @chrishanel.com · 3d

OFFICIAL @johnchoiniere.bsky.social WELLNESS CHECK

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Peter Labuza @labuzamovies.com · 3d

(•_•)
<) )╯JORGE POLANCO
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( •_•)
\( (> TWINS
/ \

(•_•)
<) )╯LEGEND
/ \

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Chris Hanel @chrishanel.com · 3d

I WAS 40 MINUTES TOO EARLY

Chris Hanel @chrishanel.com · 3d

Jorge Polanco is about to become a folk hero

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Chris Hanel @chrishanel.com · 3d

This game's gone so long, Kirby and Skubal are ready to come back in as relief

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Mike Engel @michaelengel.bsky.social · 3d

Some dude who did the 9/9/9 challenge is sober and hungry again.

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Chris Hanel @chrishanel.com · 3d

JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes

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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 3d

At some point you just have to declare the other AL slot vacant and hold some kind of conclave, right?

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Meg Rowley @megrowler.fangraphs.com · 8d

neutral fan watching the Tigers/Mariners series: wow, these games! so tense! what fun!
Tigers/Mariners fans watching the Tigers/Mariners series: I have eaten a great deal of my own hair.

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Chris Hanel @chrishanel.com · 3d

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Chris Hanel @chrishanel.com · 3d

Ah! Well, nevertheless,

Chris Hanel @chrishanel.com · 3d

Jorge Polanco is about to become a folk hero

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Chris Hanel @chrishanel.com · 3d

Jorge Polanco is about to become a folk hero

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Chris Hanel @chrishanel.com · 3d

Bottom of the 13th starting!

Chris Hanel @chrishanel.com · 3d

This game is constantly asking the question “but what if more nonsense?”

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