Christopher
@chrishags44.bsky.social
I'm happy. 😁 👋😘
Little blue dot in a very big red southern state. Doing what I can to make the world a better place.
Lover of iced coffee and sunrises over the Atlantic.
Bleeds Orange 🍊 #CUSE
DM if you want, we're all nicer here.
Little blue dot in a very big red southern state. Doing what I can to make the world a better place.
Lover of iced coffee and sunrises over the Atlantic.
Bleeds Orange 🍊 #CUSE
DM if you want, we're all nicer here.
Tomorrow is going to be an extremely newsworthy day i think.
Epstein files? Invade Venezuela? Healthcare vote?
I've got a bad feeling something else, something bigger, will happen to distract us.
Epstein files? Invade Venezuela? Healthcare vote?
I've got a bad feeling something else, something bigger, will happen to distract us.
December 18, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Tomorrow is going to be an extremely newsworthy day i think.
Epstein files? Invade Venezuela? Healthcare vote?
I've got a bad feeling something else, something bigger, will happen to distract us.
Epstein files? Invade Venezuela? Healthcare vote?
I've got a bad feeling something else, something bigger, will happen to distract us.
We can all agree he's announcing tonight that we're invading Venezuela, right?
It still won't distract us from the Epstein File release on Friday, plus he's gonna get people killed.
What a fucking piece of shit. I can't wait until 2029 and he's living in the Hague.
It still won't distract us from the Epstein File release on Friday, plus he's gonna get people killed.
What a fucking piece of shit. I can't wait until 2029 and he's living in the Hague.
December 17, 2025 at 9:08 AM
We can all agree he's announcing tonight that we're invading Venezuela, right?
It still won't distract us from the Epstein File release on Friday, plus he's gonna get people killed.
What a fucking piece of shit. I can't wait until 2029 and he's living in the Hague.
It still won't distract us from the Epstein File release on Friday, plus he's gonna get people killed.
What a fucking piece of shit. I can't wait until 2029 and he's living in the Hague.
I love getting a notification someone i don't follow, didn't follow me, and I've never interacted with, blocks me.
WHAT DID I SAY TO OFFEND YOU, PFUNITEDFLOYD???
Was it my comment about Frump dying? GOOD!!!
I wish that fucker died 14 months ago!
WHAT DID I SAY TO OFFEND YOU, PFUNITEDFLOYD???
Was it my comment about Frump dying? GOOD!!!
I wish that fucker died 14 months ago!
December 16, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I love getting a notification someone i don't follow, didn't follow me, and I've never interacted with, blocks me.
WHAT DID I SAY TO OFFEND YOU, PFUNITEDFLOYD???
Was it my comment about Frump dying? GOOD!!!
I wish that fucker died 14 months ago!
WHAT DID I SAY TO OFFEND YOU, PFUNITEDFLOYD???
Was it my comment about Frump dying? GOOD!!!
I wish that fucker died 14 months ago!
Yes, he will always go lower, he will continue to be a disgrace to not only our country but as a human being.
Make no mistake, the day he finally dies, this country will celebrate like nothing you've ever seen. BOTH SIDES!
Make no mistake, the day he finally dies, this country will celebrate like nothing you've ever seen. BOTH SIDES!
December 15, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Yes, he will always go lower, he will continue to be a disgrace to not only our country but as a human being.
Make no mistake, the day he finally dies, this country will celebrate like nothing you've ever seen. BOTH SIDES!
Make no mistake, the day he finally dies, this country will celebrate like nothing you've ever seen. BOTH SIDES!
Being way too reflective these last few days. I guess the the shittiness of 2025 has finally caught up to me.
I'm just gonna say, I'm truly sorry. For everything.
I'm just gonna say, I'm truly sorry. For everything.
December 13, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Being way too reflective these last few days. I guess the the shittiness of 2025 has finally caught up to me.
I'm just gonna say, I'm truly sorry. For everything.
I'm just gonna say, I'm truly sorry. For everything.
Saw Jeff Garcia was trending and thought the Colts brought another one out of retirement.
December 11, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Saw Jeff Garcia was trending and thought the Colts brought another one out of retirement.
We all agree we want him dead sooner rather than later. But do we think things will improve that much?
I'd rather we control congress next year, shut down every single thing on his agenda, drive him even more crazy, and vote them all out on 2028.
I'd rather we control congress next year, shut down every single thing on his agenda, drive him even more crazy, and vote them all out on 2028.
December 8, 2025 at 11:01 PM
We all agree we want him dead sooner rather than later. But do we think things will improve that much?
I'd rather we control congress next year, shut down every single thing on his agenda, drive him even more crazy, and vote them all out on 2028.
I'd rather we control congress next year, shut down every single thing on his agenda, drive him even more crazy, and vote them all out on 2028.
8am on a Sunday at the Waffle House in Miami Gardens really is a special place. I highly recommend everyone does it once in their life.
December 7, 2025 at 4:31 PM
8am on a Sunday at the Waffle House in Miami Gardens really is a special place. I highly recommend everyone does it once in their life.
Unless you are also showing us what good you're doing for the world, NO ONE FUCKING CARES ABOUT YOUR TOP LISTENED TO SONGS OF 2025 LIST!
December 3, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Unless you are also showing us what good you're doing for the world, NO ONE FUCKING CARES ABOUT YOUR TOP LISTENED TO SONGS OF 2025 LIST!
Nice to see the bad place is still a cesspool line always. Not even 5 minutes there and I hate people even more.
December 2, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Nice to see the bad place is still a cesspool line always. Not even 5 minutes there and I hate people even more.
You should be allowed 1 mulligan each week in fantasy football!!!
December 1, 2025 at 10:58 AM
You should be allowed 1 mulligan each week in fantasy football!!!
Just when you think Florida Republicans can't get any worse, James Fishback is here to prove that theory wrong.
November 30, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Just when you think Florida Republicans can't get any worse, James Fishback is here to prove that theory wrong.
Anyone else watched "All Her Fault"?
Thoughts?
Thoughts?
November 30, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Anyone else watched "All Her Fault"?
Thoughts?
Thoughts?
Things are going to get worse, right? Like, we're about to invade Venezuela? All hell is about to break lose?
ARE YOU FUCKERS THAT VOTED FOR HIM HAPPY NOW???
ARE YOU FUCKERS THAT VOTED FOR HIM HAPPY NOW???
November 29, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Things are going to get worse, right? Like, we're about to invade Venezuela? All hell is about to break lose?
ARE YOU FUCKERS THAT VOTED FOR HIM HAPPY NOW???
ARE YOU FUCKERS THAT VOTED FOR HIM HAPPY NOW???
I offered, several times.
But, you get what you deserve they say, sooooooooooooo.
But, you get what you deserve they say, sooooooooooooo.
November 29, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I offered, several times.
But, you get what you deserve they say, sooooooooooooo.
But, you get what you deserve they say, sooooooooooooo.
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Manatee
Dolphin
Sea Turtle
Iguana
Raccoon
Manatee
Dolphin
Sea Turtle
Iguana
Raccoon
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Bison
Chipmunk
Tommy Lee
Barracuda
Bald Eagle
Bison
Chipmunk
Tommy Lee
Barracuda
Bald Eagle
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Grizzly bear cubs 🧸
Rattlesnake (a foot below me on a tree) 🐍
Peacocks 🦚
Moose 🫎
Bobcats
Grizzly bear cubs 🧸
Rattlesnake (a foot below me on a tree) 🐍
Peacocks 🦚
Moose 🫎
Bobcats
November 29, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Manatee
Dolphin
Sea Turtle
Iguana
Raccoon
Manatee
Dolphin
Sea Turtle
Iguana
Raccoon
The only acceptable thing for dinner tonight is ordering pizza, right?
November 26, 2025 at 8:19 PM
The only acceptable thing for dinner tonight is ordering pizza, right?
FB memories are brutal. Was going thru mine, saw a comment 9 years ago from a friend that unfortunately we drifted apart shortly after. So I googled her, only to find out she passed away 6 years ago.
Just saying, to those that read this that I've been friends with over the years, thank you.
Just saying, to those that read this that I've been friends with over the years, thank you.
November 26, 2025 at 9:06 AM
FB memories are brutal. Was going thru mine, saw a comment 9 years ago from a friend that unfortunately we drifted apart shortly after. So I googled her, only to find out she passed away 6 years ago.
Just saying, to those that read this that I've been friends with over the years, thank you.
Just saying, to those that read this that I've been friends with over the years, thank you.
Free Throws Matter.
November 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Free Throws Matter.
So much winning in the White House these days...
November 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
So much winning in the White House these days...
Well, atleast our basketball team is good again.
November 22, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Well, atleast our basketball team is good again.
After alot of soul searching, I think I can finally say...
I'm group 3.
I'm group 3.
November 19, 2025 at 12:12 AM
After alot of soul searching, I think I can finally say...
I'm group 3.
I'm group 3.
Tomorrow I turn 55.
This morning I woke up with severe pain and discomfort in my left knee, my "good knee"
My son says he's not going to "Yellowstone" me despite my asking.
Fucking kids.
This morning I woke up with severe pain and discomfort in my left knee, my "good knee"
My son says he's not going to "Yellowstone" me despite my asking.
Fucking kids.
November 16, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Tomorrow I turn 55.
This morning I woke up with severe pain and discomfort in my left knee, my "good knee"
My son says he's not going to "Yellowstone" me despite my asking.
Fucking kids.
This morning I woke up with severe pain and discomfort in my left knee, my "good knee"
My son says he's not going to "Yellowstone" me despite my asking.
Fucking kids.
Get to know your mutuals. List 10 random things you like:
- Iced coffee w/almond milk
- Naps
- Writing erotica & getting published
- Anything key lime
- Really bad movies
- Guinness
- Protein yogurt every AM
- Warm apple cider in the fall
- Ice cream with my grandson
- Sunrise at the beach
- Iced coffee w/almond milk
- Naps
- Writing erotica & getting published
- Anything key lime
- Really bad movies
- Guinness
- Protein yogurt every AM
- Warm apple cider in the fall
- Ice cream with my grandson
- Sunrise at the beach
Get to know your mutuals. List 10 random things you like:
- An ice cold can of Diet Coke
- Crafting
- My dogs
- Chosen family
- History/memoirs as books/podcasts
- Being a tomboyish girlie girl
- White cheddar popcorn
- Snow/cold weather
- ASMR background noise
- a good beer buzz (God I miss it) 🍻
- An ice cold can of Diet Coke
- Crafting
- My dogs
- Chosen family
- History/memoirs as books/podcasts
- Being a tomboyish girlie girl
- White cheddar popcorn
- Snow/cold weather
- ASMR background noise
- a good beer buzz (God I miss it) 🍻
Get to know your mutuals. List ten random things you like
1. Crunchy peanut butter
2. Star Wars
3. Sitting in the car while it's going through a car wash
3. Poetry of all kinds
4. Big pants
5. Going bra-less
6. Big socks
7. Eminem
8. Street food
9. Watching opera & ballet
10. Puns
1. Crunchy peanut butter
2. Star Wars
3. Sitting in the car while it's going through a car wash
3. Poetry of all kinds
4. Big pants
5. Going bra-less
6. Big socks
7. Eminem
8. Street food
9. Watching opera & ballet
10. Puns
November 15, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Get to know your mutuals. List 10 random things you like:
- Iced coffee w/almond milk
- Naps
- Writing erotica & getting published
- Anything key lime
- Really bad movies
- Guinness
- Protein yogurt every AM
- Warm apple cider in the fall
- Ice cream with my grandson
- Sunrise at the beach
- Iced coffee w/almond milk
- Naps
- Writing erotica & getting published
- Anything key lime
- Really bad movies
- Guinness
- Protein yogurt every AM
- Warm apple cider in the fall
- Ice cream with my grandson
- Sunrise at the beach