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lido deck cruise director on the good ship Antifa ⚓ • idiot in the streets; artist in the sheets • I hate your friends and they hate me too✨ • kill your darlings 🔪 fuck AI • one half of @bozemart.bsky.social 🫟 • 🔞 🇵🇸🍉 https://linktr.ee/nansome

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cunt eastwitch 🦇 @childlessgambino.bsky.social · Aug 25

DENTAL INSURANCE IS A SCAM 🫠🦷 Please take a moment to share or donate re: my partner's ongoing dental expenses, for which his insurance will inexplicably only pay a couple hundred dollars 🦷 Thank you for your time

Xaq-o-lantern @xaq.bsky.social · Aug 6

Phase One is complete (work-wise) and nearly paid off.

From here there is a second smaller phasr that with collectively be another $1500 which will entail fillings and finally a night-guard to protect these babies while I sleep.

I'm so eternally grateful for all of your help

gofund.me/b6e2aaf5

Donate to Help Zach Save His Smile: Urgent Dental Care, organized by Zachary Martin

My name is Zach, I'm a working artist just trying to get by in the middle … Zachary Martin needs your support for Help Zach Save His Smile: Urgent Dental Care

gofund.me

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cunt eastwitch 🦇 @childlessgambino.bsky.social · 2h

AAAAAAAA (any plans for Austin??)

cunt eastwitch 🦇 @childlessgambino.bsky.social · 3h

(sitting bolt upright in bed) AM I SUSPENDED

cunt eastwitch 🦇 @childlessgambino.bsky.social · 3h

it was a scam 🥲

account on tiktok named Bunny🥺❤️ asking me to create a Ticketmaster account so she can transfer concert tickets to me. I ask her to send a picture of her holding a paper with today's date on it and she says "For what ?"

Bunny (after I've asked what hospital she was born at here/what neighborhood she lives in in Austin): You wanna come rob me ?
me: no I want to know if you're actually here or if you're scamming me from some call center halfway around the world
me: you have no videos lmao
me: your photo is Ariana Grande
Bunny: What's the first day your dad had sex with your mom I need the date time and month and year too
me: hahahahaha
me: girl if you were for real you'd just answer with the name of a hospital and not be asking me to create some account
me: bye scammer

cunt eastwitch 🦇 @childlessgambino.bsky.social · 5h

and famously no man with a guitar has ever gotten laid

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cunt eastwitch 🦇 @childlessgambino.bsky.social · 5h

extremely

cunt eastwitch 🦇 @childlessgambino.bsky.social · 5h

if you are riding hard for this tech I am absolutely sure you also long for a robot concubine. get it together. go learn to do something with your hands

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cunt eastwitch 🦇 @childlessgambino.bsky.social · 5h

all these horrid chatbots are born of men who I maintain have never attempted having a personality or likeable qualities, wanting to build an Ex Machina robot to touch their penis and tell them they're big smart boys

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☠️deadward niedermurder☠️ @niedermeyer.online · 5h

machine learning is incredibly useful when you apply it to actual problems, and yet for some reason the deeply embarrassing "maybe my computer will become a real boy" shit just refuses to die no matter how many times the proponents cop to not knowing what they're talking about

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cunt eastwitch 🦇 @childlessgambino.bsky.social · 13h

since OpenAI and its braindead buddies are just passing the same ten billion dollars back and forth over and over again I feel pretty safe in saying it's all one giant desperate attempt to monetize anything at all

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cunt eastwitch 🦇 @childlessgambino.bsky.social · 13h

saw a vid from a girl saying she was trying to sell some Tame Impala tickets for next month

fingers crossed it's not a scam 🤞

cunt eastwitch 🦇 @childlessgambino.bsky.social · 14h

try NULLBY. like null and baby together

cunt eastwitch 🦇 @childlessgambino.bsky.social · 14h

insane edition: I would put them in the yards of *other people's* homes

cunt eastwitch 🦇 @childlessgambino.bsky.social · 14h

three words:
dinosaur yard art

giant velociraptor-esque dinosaur statue and a smaller metal chicken statue in the yard of a home in east Dallas

gigantic dinosaur statue and a smaller elephant statue in the yard of a home in Ohio

roaring T-rex dinosaur statue in the yard of a house in Sugarland

many dinosaurs on the lawn of a house in Staten Island

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cunt eastwitch 🦇 @childlessgambino.bsky.social · 14h

what is "on time" really anyway

cunt eastwitch 🦇 @childlessgambino.bsky.social · 14h

guy screaming and putting his fist through a laptop screen

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cunt eastwitch 🦇 @childlessgambino.bsky.social · 14h

yeah I'm pretty lukewarm on it as well

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Xaq-o-lantern @xaq.bsky.social · 16h

At the buzzer here for #PortfolioDay but here we are!

I'm Zach, I'm a graphic designer for (the news) by day and by night I'm also a graphic designer as well as illustrator and game designer.

Together with my partner @childlessgambino.bsky.social we run our art business @bozemart.bsky.social

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cunt eastwitch 🦇 @childlessgambino.bsky.social · 22h

I don't fuck with online age verification but at least Spotify guarantees you will be able to listen to music, a thing that generally doesn't encourage you to hide your depression from your peers and parents and later kill yourself

cunt eastwitch 🦇 @childlessgambino.bsky.social · 22h

if you willingly give this snake oil salesman a copy of your driver's license then I have serious doubts about your ability to reason

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cunt eastwitch 🦇 @childlessgambino.bsky.social · 22h

I long for the time when the kind of Guys who are currently running the country and ruining tech, would be relegated to the corner of a college party, bogarting the joint and prattling on about "the future, man"

cunt eastwitch 🦇 @childlessgambino.bsky.social · 22h

I've said it before and I will repeat it until the heat death of the universe: Sam Altman is a fucking moron. the man shouldn't be trusted to even pick up dry cleaning

Matt Burgess (WIRED) @mattburgess1.bsky.social · 1d

Oh good, ChatGPT is getting "erotica for verified adults" later this year

We made ChatGPT pretty restrictive to make sure we were being careful with mental health issues. We realize this made it less useful/enjoyable to many users who had no mental health problems, but given the seriousness of the issue we wanted to get this right.

Now that we have been able to mitigate the serious mental health issues and have new tools, we are going to be able to safely relax the restrictions in most cases.

In a few weeks, we plan to put out a new version of ChatGPT that allows people to have a personality that behaves more like what people liked about 4o (we hope it will be better!). If you want your ChatGPT to respond in a very human-like way, or use a ton of emoji, or act like a friend, ChatGPT should do it (but only if you want it, not because we are usage-maxxing).

In December, as we roll out age-gating more fully and as part of our “treat adult users like adults” principle, we will allow even more, like erotica for verified adults.

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 1d

As another Jewish woman in the industry, I can clear this up: It's due to her being an asshole.

Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 1d

Fox News host Emily Compagno claims that the backlash to Bari Weiss being named CBS News editor-in-chief is due to her being Jewish:

"This kind of thing would make me laugh if there was not an antisemitic thread in there."

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cunt eastwitch 🦇 @childlessgambino.bsky.social · 22h

and they're always the most dramatic person you've ever even conceived of

cunt eastwitch 🦇 @childlessgambino.bsky.social · 22h

go outside and rub your face on a tree, quickly

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cunt eastwitch 🦇 @childlessgambino.bsky.social · 22h

"I blocked you" you are bitching at me currently