candy cane cunt eastwood
@childlessgambino.bsky.social
I hate your friends and they hate me too
kill your darlings. fuck AI
one half of @bozemart.bsky.social
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https://linktr.ee/nansome
kill your darlings. fuck AI
one half of @bozemart.bsky.social
🔞
🇵🇸🍉
https://linktr.ee/nansome
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I'm just about to start round two, which will include fillings on the bottom front and a mouth guard to protect these babies while I sleep.
Insurance just bounced back an amount at me on top of it, so any help is much appreciated. Hoping to finish it all up by year's end 🙏🥰
gofund.me/5604142e0
Insurance just bounced back an amount at me on top of it, so any help is much appreciated. Hoping to finish it all up by year's end 🙏🥰
gofund.me/5604142e0
Donate to Help Zach Save His Smile: Urgent Dental Care, organized by Zachary Martin
My name is Zach, I'm a working artist just trying to get by in the middle … Zachary Martin needs your support for Help Zach Save His Smile: Urgent Dental Care
gofund.me
DENTAL INSURANCE IS A SCAM. My lovely partner is finally starting to wrap up the treatment plan for semi-emergent dental work. It's incredibly expensive and insurance is paying basically nothing. Please take a moment to share or donate; both help immensely. Thank you for your time 🙏🦷
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New OC challenge:
Draw your character(s) in a crappy low budget holiday romcom poster!
Either copy a preexisting film poster or invent your own winter snore!
Draw your character(s) in a crappy low budget holiday romcom poster!
Either copy a preexisting film poster or invent your own winter snore!
12 Days of Bad (?) Christmas Movies, Day 1
Hot Chocolate Holiday (2021)
so far this is like watching a pair of salt and pepper shakers try to have a flirty conversation
Hot Chocolate Holiday (2021)
so far this is like watching a pair of salt and pepper shakers try to have a flirty conversation
December 15, 2025 at 7:27 PM
New OC challenge:
Draw your character(s) in a crappy low budget holiday romcom poster!
Either copy a preexisting film poster or invent your own winter snore!
Draw your character(s) in a crappy low budget holiday romcom poster!
Either copy a preexisting film poster or invent your own winter snore!
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Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
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Day 3,
Early start today but I have a busy day ahead at the job(s).
I have dabbled in smut here and there over the past 5-6 years, all in the vein of fantasy horror. Today's piece is what a Mind-Flayer might look like unsheathed.
(If you would like to see the uncropped check out my alt below)
Early start today but I have a busy day ahead at the job(s).
I have dabbled in smut here and there over the past 5-6 years, all in the vein of fantasy horror. Today's piece is what a Mind-Flayer might look like unsheathed.
(If you would like to see the uncropped check out my alt below)
December 15, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Day 3,
Early start today but I have a busy day ahead at the job(s).
I have dabbled in smut here and there over the past 5-6 years, all in the vein of fantasy horror. Today's piece is what a Mind-Flayer might look like unsheathed.
(If you would like to see the uncropped check out my alt below)
Early start today but I have a busy day ahead at the job(s).
I have dabbled in smut here and there over the past 5-6 years, all in the vein of fantasy horror. Today's piece is what a Mind-Flayer might look like unsheathed.
(If you would like to see the uncropped check out my alt below)
2/10, I'm bored
Day 3: Christmas at the Drive-In (2022)
Danica McKellar is here and she's a lawyer specializing in property law. very Christmasy
Danica McKellar is here and she's a lawyer specializing in property law. very Christmasy
December 15, 2025 at 6:20 AM
2/10, I'm bored
🚨 NEW HORROR IN THE HIGH DESERT 🚨
December 15, 2025 at 12:51 AM
🚨 NEW HORROR IN THE HIGH DESERT 🚨
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DENTAL INSURANCE IS A SCAM. My lovely partner is finally starting to wrap up the treatment plan for semi-emergent dental work. It's incredibly expensive and insurance is paying basically nothing. Please take a moment to share or donate; both help immensely. Thank you for your time 🙏🦷
I'm just about to start round two, which will include fillings on the bottom front and a mouth guard to protect these babies while I sleep.
Insurance just bounced back an amount at me on top of it, so any help is much appreciated. Hoping to finish it all up by year's end 🙏🥰
gofund.me/5604142e0
Insurance just bounced back an amount at me on top of it, so any help is much appreciated. Hoping to finish it all up by year's end 🙏🥰
gofund.me/5604142e0
Donate to Help Zach Save His Smile: Urgent Dental Care, organized by Zachary Martin
My name is Zach, I'm a working artist just trying to get by in the middle … Zachary Martin needs your support for Help Zach Save His Smile: Urgent Dental Care
gofund.me
November 18, 2025 at 6:24 AM
DENTAL INSURANCE IS A SCAM. My lovely partner is finally starting to wrap up the treatment plan for semi-emergent dental work. It's incredibly expensive and insurance is paying basically nothing. Please take a moment to share or donate; both help immensely. Thank you for your time 🙏🦷
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Day 2!
Here's a piece I'm currently working on for my #ttrpg setting, GüD Haul. Because my #drawing time at my computer can be really limited as of late, I've started taking pics of sketchbook #illustrations I want to explore more in depth. Its improved my digital and my sketchbook habits honestly.
Here's a piece I'm currently working on for my #ttrpg setting, GüD Haul. Because my #drawing time at my computer can be really limited as of late, I've started taking pics of sketchbook #illustrations I want to explore more in depth. Its improved my digital and my sketchbook habits honestly.
December 14, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Day 2!
Here's a piece I'm currently working on for my #ttrpg setting, GüD Haul. Because my #drawing time at my computer can be really limited as of late, I've started taking pics of sketchbook #illustrations I want to explore more in depth. Its improved my digital and my sketchbook habits honestly.
Here's a piece I'm currently working on for my #ttrpg setting, GüD Haul. Because my #drawing time at my computer can be really limited as of late, I've started taking pics of sketchbook #illustrations I want to explore more in depth. Its improved my digital and my sketchbook habits honestly.
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beloved humorist a tiresome social conservative in old age: more at 11
December 14, 2025 at 7:07 PM
beloved humorist a tiresome social conservative in old age: more at 11
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manifesting:
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🕯 ai bubble 🕯
🕯 to pop disastrously 🕯
🕯 for all involved 🕯
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🕯 ai bubble 🕯
🕯 to pop disastrously 🕯
🕯 for all involved 🕯
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December 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
manifesting:
🕯
🕯 🕯
🕯 ai bubble 🕯
🕯 to pop disastrously 🕯
🕯 for all involved 🕯
🕯 🕯
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🕯 🕯
🕯 ai bubble 🕯
🕯 to pop disastrously 🕯
🕯 for all involved 🕯
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7/10 the love interest has a charm to him and the main character is like a realtor until they're finally allowed to ✨act✨. it takes a minute but it's actually very nice
Day 2
A Merry Christmas Wish (2022)
busy business woman inherits a farm and has to deal with that around Christmas, what a nightmare. there's a man that runs the farm, will they get together or won't they???
A Merry Christmas Wish (2022)
busy business woman inherits a farm and has to deal with that around Christmas, what a nightmare. there's a man that runs the farm, will they get together or won't they???
December 14, 2025 at 5:09 AM
7/10 the love interest has a charm to him and the main character is like a realtor until they're finally allowed to ✨act✨. it takes a minute but it's actually very nice
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Gen X, finally roused from its ideological torpor, gathers outside the White House. the police are called, the fire hoses are turned on them but they start drinking it and only get stronger
March 22, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Gen X, finally roused from its ideological torpor, gathers outside the White House. the police are called, the fire hoses are turned on them but they start drinking it and only get stronger
people tend to focus on what they themselves feel they can control. shootings are horrid, but the intern responsible for the post is closer than the lawmakers who don't seem to listen or care anyway.
there are now several posts featuring the alt text but people are still bitching about it
there are now several posts featuring the alt text but people are still bitching about it
I find it very odd that the first few replies to this post are about the failure to use alt text. As opposed to concerns about fellow citizens being murdered. What a complete hellscape the US has become.
December 14, 2025 at 3:14 AM
people tend to focus on what they themselves feel they can control. shootings are horrid, but the intern responsible for the post is closer than the lawmakers who don't seem to listen or care anyway.
there are now several posts featuring the alt text but people are still bitching about it
there are now several posts featuring the alt text but people are still bitching about it
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Cake Pop Demon Hunter.
December 14, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Cake Pop Demon Hunter.
can't wait for the kids to see the scene where they kill that horse and boil his hooves for glue
December 14, 2025 at 2:09 AM
can't wait for the kids to see the scene where they kill that horse and boil his hooves for glue
just saw the trailer for Andy Serkis's Animal Farm with Portugal The Man's "Feel It Still" playing jazzily in the background over a bunch of shitty CGI animals with Napoleon being voiced by Seth Rogan and at the risk of sounding dramatic I think it's time for humans to go extinct
December 14, 2025 at 1:59 AM
just saw the trailer for Andy Serkis's Animal Farm with Portugal The Man's "Feel It Still" playing jazzily in the background over a bunch of shitty CGI animals with Napoleon being voiced by Seth Rogan and at the risk of sounding dramatic I think it's time for humans to go extinct
🚨 Mos Def is on the new Gorillaz track 🚨
December 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
🚨 Mos Def is on the new Gorillaz track 🚨
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Someone really needs to tell me what the connection between @rianjohnson.bsky.social and Luigi Primo is
December 13, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Someone really needs to tell me what the connection between @rianjohnson.bsky.social and Luigi Primo is
hey music-knowers, what genre is this
hornse ♫
YouTube video by TMoN
youtu.be
December 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
hey music-knowers, what genre is this
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(me waking to the morning, panicked I run to the window barely a sheet covering me.)
"Tell me, dear boy, what day is it?"
"why it's the first day of #Xmas it is, guvnah!"
"Fuck yeah! I haven't missed it then, I was pretty crossfaded last night so I wasn't sure when or where I was."
Welcome to day 1
"Tell me, dear boy, what day is it?"
"why it's the first day of #Xmas it is, guvnah!"
"Fuck yeah! I haven't missed it then, I was pretty crossfaded last night so I wasn't sure when or where I was."
Welcome to day 1
December 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
(me waking to the morning, panicked I run to the window barely a sheet covering me.)
"Tell me, dear boy, what day is it?"
"why it's the first day of #Xmas it is, guvnah!"
"Fuck yeah! I haven't missed it then, I was pretty crossfaded last night so I wasn't sure when or where I was."
Welcome to day 1
"Tell me, dear boy, what day is it?"
"why it's the first day of #Xmas it is, guvnah!"
"Fuck yeah! I haven't missed it then, I was pretty crossfaded last night so I wasn't sure when or where I was."
Welcome to day 1
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I drew a small series of different knight helmets on a little pad of tan/Kraft paper about the size of business cards. These were some of the first drawings I made when @childlessgambino.bsky.social and I first started dating 💕. They were the ones that got me this little pad too!
#fantasy #art
#fantasy #art
December 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I drew a small series of different knight helmets on a little pad of tan/Kraft paper about the size of business cards. These were some of the first drawings I made when @childlessgambino.bsky.social and I first started dating 💕. They were the ones that got me this little pad too!
#fantasy #art
#fantasy #art
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"You have to use AI."
...why?
...why?
December 12, 2025 at 4:40 PM
"You have to use AI."
...why?
...why?
ho ho ho motherfuckers
December 13, 2025 at 3:34 AM
ho ho ho motherfuckers
3/10, has its moments but they're few and far between. weirdly boomer-coded without having too many boomers in it. passes the Bechdel test somehow though
12 Days of Bad (?) Christmas Movies, Day 1
Hot Chocolate Holiday (2021)
so far this is like watching a pair of salt and pepper shakers try to have a flirty conversation
Hot Chocolate Holiday (2021)
so far this is like watching a pair of salt and pepper shakers try to have a flirty conversation
December 13, 2025 at 3:19 AM
3/10, has its moments but they're few and far between. weirdly boomer-coded without having too many boomers in it. passes the Bechdel test somehow though
12 Days of Bad (?) Christmas Movies, Day 1
Hot Chocolate Holiday (2021)
so far this is like watching a pair of salt and pepper shakers try to have a flirty conversation
Hot Chocolate Holiday (2021)
so far this is like watching a pair of salt and pepper shakers try to have a flirty conversation
December 13, 2025 at 1:12 AM
12 Days of Bad (?) Christmas Movies, Day 1
Hot Chocolate Holiday (2021)
so far this is like watching a pair of salt and pepper shakers try to have a flirty conversation
Hot Chocolate Holiday (2021)
so far this is like watching a pair of salt and pepper shakers try to have a flirty conversation
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“I miss blockbuster video” the library has every dvd totally untouched and I never see you there
December 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
“I miss blockbuster video” the library has every dvd totally untouched and I never see you there