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December 21, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Day 8

The Grinch That Stole Bitches (2024)

jesus wept
December 21, 2025 at 3:24 AM
nothing says unbothered like openly weeping for multiple posts about some stranger briefly making fun of your fave 5'3" podcaster 👍 happy holidays man
December 21, 2025 at 2:42 AM
go outside and do this
December 21, 2025 at 2:35 AM
it's been six hours, are you good? did this ruin your entire day???
December 21, 2025 at 2:31 AM
YES BITCH ✨✨✨✨✨
December 21, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Day 7

Same Time, Next Christmas (2019)

starring everyone's favorite illiterate queen 🫠 and fairly sure this is shot at the same resort Forgetting Sarah Marshall was
December 20, 2025 at 11:59 PM
keeping the thread intact
Day 6

Merry Kiss Cam (2022)

SWIMFAN (the guy) IS HERE. and he actually has chemistry with the lead actress? Could this also be a Real Actual Movie??
December 20, 2025 at 11:47 PM
are you gonna be okay?
December 20, 2025 at 8:01 PM
fair
December 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM
amen to this
December 20, 2025 at 7:48 PM
hope he sees this and sucks your dick bro
December 20, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Joe also has guns at his compound so like ??? scaredy cat
December 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
the guy was so scared of the Liver King (a man who drinks aquarium cleaner and must have a cholesterol level of 3000) that he called the cops to protect him lmao
December 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM
get in there then little man
December 20, 2025 at 7:41 PM
before anyone starts screaming, this was purchased from Half Price Books. we have not given money to scientology
December 20, 2025 at 7:41 PM