RIP.
RIP.
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As insulting as the “deplorables” comment, and on Thanksgiving day no less.
The vaccines.gov site now gives an error when you enter a valid zip code.
They also removed text saying “Vaccines can help you stay healthy” and added a banner saying the site is being updated.
The vaccines.gov site now gives an error when you enter a valid zip code.
They also removed text saying “Vaccines can help you stay healthy” and added a banner saying the site is being updated.
If you’re feeling blue, remember it’s subjective, and this year I’m seeing very few of my faves (the ones I didn’t work on) recognized.
Let’s all raise a glass to the unlisted!
If you’re feeling blue, remember it’s subjective, and this year I’m seeing very few of my faves (the ones I didn’t work on) recognized.
Let’s all raise a glass to the unlisted!
Culver’s > Shake Shack > In ‘n’ Out > Five Guys
and it’s not close.
Culver’s > Shake Shack > In ‘n’ Out > Five Guys
and it’s not close.
For ex: If the main character is dead center in your image, he'll be cut in half by the gutter. :/
For ex: If the main character is dead center in your image, he'll be cut in half by the gutter. :/
See what's being offered here: www.32auctions.com/KindlingWords
See what's being offered here: www.32auctions.com/KindlingWords
Tennessee Secretary of State Tre Hargett (R) has ordered most of the state's public librarians to remove children's books with LGBTQ characters or themes.
On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day
So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga
xkcd: Fifteen Years
xkcd: Fifteen Years