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Cherry
@cherryreddragon.bsky.social
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Food Wizard. Machine Learning learner. Nerd. Doodle-er. Atheist. Procurer of tattoos. Cat houser. Binge watching enthusiast. Hero of Hyrule. Procrastinator extraordinaire. (she/her)
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Cherry @cherryreddragon.bsky.social · 1d
I really wish my university lectures ended the same way
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Kara Swisher @karaswisher.bsky.social · 2d
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Cherry @cherryreddragon.bsky.social · 2d
Big fan of the house rules at Creatures Comedy Club in Manchester last night
A blackboard with 3 House Rules written on it: Phones on silent, Don't talk when acts are on, and the most important of all, Don't be a cunt!
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Cherry @cherryreddragon.bsky.social · 2d
I'm British and call it whiskey dick too ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯
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Cherry @cherryreddragon.bsky.social · 4d
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Cherry @cherryreddragon.bsky.social · 4d
Yep. Fair. 🥵
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Cherry @cherryreddragon.bsky.social · 4d
I've seen people leave messages for their future drunk selves before a night out and this feels similar but from currently mentally stable me to future brain wobbly me. It's a fab idea ♥️
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Cherry @cherryreddragon.bsky.social · 4d
a little girl is asking why not both while standing in a kitchen .
ALT: a little girl is asking why not both while standing in a kitchen .
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GrouchyMarkx @grouchymarkx.bsky.social · 5d
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Cherry @cherryreddragon.bsky.social · 4d
I feel like I need these reminders too sometimes
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Cherry @cherryreddragon.bsky.social · 5d
I always enjoy the added "unngh"s in your writing and this one has several good ones *chefs kiss👌
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Cherry @cherryreddragon.bsky.social · 6d
I never use my spaghetti measurer but if I had a dick I definitely would now
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Cherry @cherryreddragon.bsky.social · 7d
Classic cat behaviour in fairness
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Cherry @cherryreddragon.bsky.social · 7d
I can see why you're not single! But now I do need to see the cat that just gets described as "another" and not also "cute" 🤔
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Cherry @cherryreddragon.bsky.social · 7d
She must bag you a second date at the very least
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Cherry @cherryreddragon.bsky.social · 7d
She is absolutely gorgeous!
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Cherry @cherryreddragon.bsky.social · 7d
Are you sure that's not a super cute bat? 😻
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Cherry @cherryreddragon.bsky.social · 7d
Thank you for the launch day reminder, I know what I'll be doing this weekend!
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Cherry @cherryreddragon.bsky.social · 7d
Can confirm, if a dude has a cat I'm more likely to go on a date with him
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Scissors @rningscissors.bsky.social · 8d
Devour Your Nice Things Burn the fancy candle. Wear the special-occasion dress. Pop the good bottle. Scribble hurry slowly on the first page of your leather-bound notebook. Gorge on your pearls, your cashmere, your silks. Use the high-end eyeshadow until the silver pan winks back. Baptize your wrists in Baccarat Rouge, a little extra for the collar. Devour your nice things— don't let the best go cold on your plate. The anticipation of living is empty calories and you were meant to be full. Elise M Powers
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Cherry @cherryreddragon.bsky.social · 8d
I hate the format of this "article" but I love that kids are not afraid to revel in a sense of wonder and appreciation of simple things like opening a conker. I hope that continues
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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 11d
Welp, here it is: maybe the funniest thing we've ever done, in its entirety.
The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein
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Girl on the Net @girlonthenet.bsky.social · 13d
TIL: 6% of people are psychopaths.
yougov.co.uk YouGov @yougov.co.uk · 13d
How many browsing tabs do you typically have open?*

1: 6%
2-5: 54%
6-10: 14%
11-20: 8%
21-30: 2%
More than 30: 3%

*across all windows, on desktop/laptop

yougov.co.uk/topics/techn...
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Cherry @cherryreddragon.bsky.social · 13d
@kushan.wtf as you've been saying for months...
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 14d
If God did exist he wouldn't allow you to be woken up by your own snores just as you're drifting off.
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