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Cheeto Voodoo

@cheetovoodo.bsky.social

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Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. 💙 Come for the timely revelations, stay for the snark, irony and cathartic profanity! 💙 🚫 NO UNSOLICITED DMs, PLEASE. 🚫 👍 Include me in your starter pack! 👍

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Cheeto Voodoo @cheetovoodo.bsky.social · 8m

They’re out of PTO, time to dock their pay!

Cheeto Voodoo @cheetovoodo.bsky.social · 1h

🚒 Trump Bloodbath. 🚒

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Cheeto Voodoo @cheetovoodo.bsky.social · 1h

Not a lot of love for Charlie Kirk signs and billboards. This one in Asheville, NC.

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Cheeto Voodoo @cheetovoodo.bsky.social · 2h

Clearly, ICE is a slippery subject for Senator McConnell.

Sen. Mitch McConnell falls in Capitol hallway

The 83-year-old fell on his way to Senate votes.

abcnews.go.com

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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 7h

A terrific AFP fact check uses reverse image searches to expose how a White House video took scenes from Florida, Texas, South Carolina and Nebraska and lied that they showed "Chicago is in chaos."
factcheck.afp.com/doc.afp.com....

Post from WH about Chicago "in chaos," showing scene from another state.

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Cheeto Voodoo @cheetovoodo.bsky.social · 4h

Still in custody?

Cheeto Voodoo @cheetovoodo.bsky.social · 4h

Widdle Mikey Johnson is a FUCKING pussy who can't support his actions with a debate!

Speaker Johnson Bobs and Weaves On C-SPAN Debate With Jeffries — Says He Won’t Show Up Until After Shutdown

On Wednesday, C-SPAN announced that Speaker Mike Johnson (R-LA) and House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-NY) had both publicly accepted an invitation to make a joint appearance on its Ceasefire pr...

www.mediaite.com

Cheeto Voodoo @cheetovoodo.bsky.social · 5h

Grandpa's making up stories again! He's delulu!

India casts doubt on Donald Trump's claim Narendra Modi will stop buying Russian oil - BBC News

The Indian government says it is "not aware" of a call in which the US president claimed India's leader made the commitment.

www.bbc.com

Cheeto Voodoo @cheetovoodo.bsky.social · 7h

This is how we WIN!

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Cheeto Voodoo @cheetovoodo.bsky.social · 7h

Never forget!

Jack Smith Reveals He Had “Tons of Evidence” Against Trump

The former special counsel is speaking out against the Trump administration.

newrepublic.com

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 19h

We don’t hate America.

We hate what Trump is doing to it.

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Cheeto Voodoo @cheetovoodo.bsky.social · 18h

Yeah, well I disagree. He's not a fully formed turd, he's human diarrhea.

Cheeto Voodoo @cheetovoodo.bsky.social · 19h

Quelle suprise! MAGA Duped Rubes got scammed on Trump Watches! 🤣🤣🤣

Furious MAGA Customers Say They Got ‘Scammed’ by Trump Watches

The majority of reviewers on Trustpilot gave Trump Watches one star.

www.thedailybeast.com

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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 21h

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Cheeto Voodoo @cheetovoodo.bsky.social · 19h

Meanwhile, in Canada... FAFO!

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Cheeto Voodoo @cheetovoodo.bsky.social · 20h

We were all so much better off under Biden, but this illustrates exactly how much!

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Cheeto Voodoo @cheetovoodo.bsky.social · 21h

This ridiculous and illegal MAGA/GOP insanity must stop!

Join the No Kings protest near you this Saturday, October 18!

www.nokings.org

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Cheeto Voodoo @cheetovoodo.bsky.social · 22h

We covered this story previously, but a meme is a meme!

Republican Who Used Joe Biden Username Pleads Guilty in Child Sex Abuse Videos Case

The Republican, who resigned earlier this year, is accused of using “joebidennnn69” to exchange 220 different files of toddlers and young children involved in sex acts.

www.newsweek.com

Cheeto Voodoo @cheetovoodo.bsky.social · 22h

Your Daily Diddler.

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Cheeto Voodoo @cheetovoodo.bsky.social · 1d

They’re now considering DOUBLING that $20B to FORTY BILLION dollars to Argentina. WTF?

Cheeto Voodoo @cheetovoodo.bsky.social · 1d

No problem, Mikey’s OK with it.

Johnson shrugs off allegations against Cory Mills

The embattled Florida Republican has been slapped with a restraining order.

www.politico.com

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Ernesto @ernest33141.bsky.social · 1d

#ICE isn't "deporting" immigrants, it is kidnapping them.

#DOGE isn't "fixing" the government, it is dismantling it.

#Trump isn't "helping" Americans, he is retaliating against them.

Pam Bondi isn't "upholding" the Constitution, she is ignoring it.
#FuckTrump #Resist #Felon47

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Cheeto Voodoo @cheetovoodo.bsky.social · 1d

The Capitol Police have been through a lot thanks to Trump. Maybe they should ALL take some time off until paychecks are restored. Give the GOP a taste of what it's like to be unprotected at the Capitol. Fuckheads.

U.S. Capitol Police officers miss first full paychecks due to government shutdown

Officers were only partly paid last week, but members of Congress will continue to receive their full paychecks.

www.nbcnews.com

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Cheeto Voodoo @cheetovoodo.bsky.social · 1d

Your Daily Diddler, MAGA Revenge Porn Edition.

Judge issues restraining order against Cory Mills, forbidding contact with ex-girlfriend

Scandal continues to surround the Central Florida Congressman.

floridapolitics.com

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Cheeto Voodoo @cheetovoodo.bsky.social · 1d

Party time!

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