Cheeto Voodoo
@cheetovoodo.bsky.social
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
🔥 Come for timely revelations, stay for the snark, irony and occasional profanity! 🔥
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🔥 Come for timely revelations, stay for the snark, irony and occasional profanity! 🔥
✨💙🌈 Happy to be in your starter pack! 🌈💙✨
🚫 NO UNSOLICITED DMs, PLEASE. 🚫
Both of these photos were taken this weekend. FAFO.
November 30, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Both of these photos were taken this weekend. FAFO.
Let’s not stop at one more time!
November 30, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Let’s not stop at one more time!
Your Daily Criminal Pardon.
Trump Grants Clemency To Private Equity Executive Who Defrauded Thousands
David Gentile was convicted in August 2024 for defrauding more than 10,000 victims.
www.huffpost.com
November 30, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Your Daily Criminal Pardon.
Democracy hat trick for the win!
November 30, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Democracy hat trick for the win!
WAR CRIME. Even the conservative National Review agrees.
‘We Intended the Strike to Be Lethal’ Is Not a Defense | National Review
The laws of war, incorporated in the federal war crimes statute, prohibit the killing of people who have been rendered hors de combat.
www.nationalreview.com
November 30, 2025 at 8:28 PM
WAR CRIME. Even the conservative National Review agrees.
Your Daily Criminal Pardon.
Trump Frees Fraudster Just Days Into Seven-Year Prison Sentence
www.nytimes.com
November 30, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Your Daily Criminal Pardon.
The shart of the deal.
November 30, 2025 at 7:35 AM
The shart of the deal.
🤡 Trump is GOING DOWN! 🤡
Trump's Approval Rating Drops to 36%, New Second-Term Low
President Donald Trump's job approval rating has slipped to a new second-term low point and is approaching his all-time low of 34%.
news.gallup.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:09 PM
🤡 Trump is GOING DOWN! 🤡
Delusions of grandeur! Looks like Grandpa is sunsetting again.
November 29, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Delusions of grandeur! Looks like Grandpa is sunsetting again.
Foundations of Geopolitics, a book written by Alexander Dugin in 1997, is Putin's to do list. Putin was unhappy with Dugin's assertions about Ukraine after the war dragged on, which Dugin deemed without geopolitical meaning. As punishment, BOOM went Dugin's daughter after a car bomb blew her up.
Former Soviet leader Nikita Khrushchev once said, "We will take America without firing a shot... we will bury you!", referring to his belief that the United States would end from fighting from within rather than from military conflict with other countries.
November 29, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Foundations of Geopolitics, a book written by Alexander Dugin in 1997, is Putin's to do list. Putin was unhappy with Dugin's assertions about Ukraine after the war dragged on, which Dugin deemed without geopolitical meaning. As punishment, BOOM went Dugin's daughter after a car bomb blew her up.
Thank fucking god. The 2026 midterms can't oome soon enough!
There’s No Doubt About It: The Great MAGA Crack-Up Has Begun
Every single prominent member of the Trump administration has had a very, very bad week.
newrepublic.com
November 29, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Thank fucking god. The 2026 midterms can't oome soon enough!
Trump doesn't care about drugs, he's just creating another distraction from releasing the Epstein Files!
Trump plans to pardon former Honduran president convicted of drug trafficking
Former Honduran president Juan Orlando Hernández was sentenced to 45 years in prison for running a “narco-state” that helped send cocaine to the United States.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 29, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Trump doesn't care about drugs, he's just creating another distraction from releasing the Epstein Files!
Murder charges coming for Pistol Pete in December 2026 after Democrats re-take the house and senate and we get our country back!
Pentagon Pete in Legal Peril Over ‘Kill Them All’ Orders
A follow-up missile allegedly killed survivors of a U.S. strike on a drug boat.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 29, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Murder charges coming for Pistol Pete in December 2026 after Democrats re-take the house and senate and we get our country back!
So the DC Shooter is Ms. Lindsey's fault?
*clutches pearls*
*clutches pearls*
Lindsey Graham sponsored the Afghan Adjustment Act: “This is the right thing to do. The people who were there with us in the fight who are here in America need to stay. This will be their new home. We have a moral obligation to these people and they will make great citizens.”
November 29, 2025 at 8:30 AM
So the DC Shooter is Ms. Lindsey's fault?
*clutches pearls*
*clutches pearls*
🚨 That's Right! It was the Trump Administration! 🚨
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
November 28, 2025 at 11:37 PM
🚨 That's Right! It was the Trump Administration! 🚨
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Your Daily Diddler.
November 27, 2025: A statement regarding Father Joe Herzing - Diocese of Saint Cloud
NEWS RELEASE
stcdio.org
November 28, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Your Daily Diddler.
Dora the Explorer lead ICE Agents on a low altitude chase down 6th Avenue during yesterday's Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.
November 28, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Dora the Explorer lead ICE Agents on a low altitude chase down 6th Avenue during yesterday's Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.
Reposted by Cheeto Voodoo
All resisters, all people who know that connecting is something they don't want us to do. We will stop connecting when the fascists are gone. I've left a lot of good people off this pack, so the re-posters of this and/or my last two posts will be vetted for tomorrow's pack:
go.bsky.app/AzicUia
go.bsky.app/AzicUia
November 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
All resisters, all people who know that connecting is something they don't want us to do. We will stop connecting when the fascists are gone. I've left a lot of good people off this pack, so the re-posters of this and/or my last two posts will be vetted for tomorrow's pack:
go.bsky.app/AzicUia
go.bsky.app/AzicUia
Reposted by Cheeto Voodoo
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! Next Thanksgiving we'll celebrating a Blue Wave landslide in the midterms and laughing about weird Uncle Clem who still doesn't know what happened, but doesn't wear the red ball cap anymore! Peace.
a happy thanksgiving poster with a turkey wearing a cowboy hat
ALT: a happy thanksgiving poster with a turkey wearing a cowboy hat
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! Next Thanksgiving we'll celebrating a Blue Wave landslide in the midterms and laughing about weird Uncle Clem who still doesn't know what happened, but doesn't wear the red ball cap anymore! Peace.
She look like she gonna be sucking the meat off the turkey neck!
Karoline Leavitt: “Thanksgiving is all about friends, food, fun, and calling ICE on my brother’s mistresses.”
November 27, 2025 at 12:02 AM
She look like she gonna be sucking the meat off the turkey neck!
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! Next Thanksgiving we'll celebrating a Blue Wave landslide in the midterms and laughing about weird Uncle Clem who still doesn't know what happened, but doesn't wear the red ball cap anymore! Peace.
a happy thanksgiving poster with a turkey wearing a cowboy hat
ALT: a happy thanksgiving poster with a turkey wearing a cowboy hat
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! Next Thanksgiving we'll celebrating a Blue Wave landslide in the midterms and laughing about weird Uncle Clem who still doesn't know what happened, but doesn't wear the red ball cap anymore! Peace.
The turkey doesn’t want Trump to touch it, either!
November 26, 2025 at 6:39 PM
The turkey doesn’t want Trump to touch it, either!
Size Queen Dozy Don wants it BIG and won't take no for answer!
Trump wants a bigger White House ballroom. His architect disagrees.
The president and James McCrery had argued in recent weeks over the project’s size, with Trump pushing him to expand the ballroom.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Size Queen Dozy Don wants it BIG and won't take no for answer!
Reposted by Cheeto Voodoo
The type of things that happen when a foolish reality TV actor appoints a petty, drunk talk show chatterbox to run our military:
November 25, 2025 at 4:28 PM
The type of things that happen when a foolish reality TV actor appoints a petty, drunk talk show chatterbox to run our military:
Your Daily Diddler. ICE Edition!
Church employee posed as ICE agent to extort victim for money, HPD says
A church safety director is under arrest after being accused of posing as an ICE agent to extort a woman for money.
abc13.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Your Daily Diddler. ICE Edition!