Cheeto Voodoo
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Cheeto Voodoo
@cheetovoodo.bsky.social
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

🔥 Come for timely revelations, stay for the snark, irony and occasional profanity! 🔥

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Yes, well perhaps you should give credit where credit is due. Farage, Cambridge Analytica and others were all part of the cabal of useful idiots for Russia.
December 1, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Mostly the cost is the dignity of the UK for falling for a foreign actor’s plan. Especially since the plan was announced in 1997.
Foundations of Geopolitics - Wikipedia
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November 30, 2025 at 9:52 PM
War crimes are ugly. Hegseth is uglier and will get the legal punishment he deserves.
November 30, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Putin’s advisor Alexander Dugin suggested that “the UK must be separated from Europe” in his 1997 book Foundations of Geopolitics. Congrats on falling for that plan!
Foundations of Geopolitics - Wikipedia
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November 30, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Exactly.
November 30, 2025 at 3:18 PM
There has been an ongoing stream of convicted criminals being pardoned by Trump. Enough to start a new Cheeto Voodoo feature!
November 30, 2025 at 3:04 PM
The shart of the deal!
November 30, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Suckers and losers, those MAGA fools!
November 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
And the profits from Chik-fil-a sales help to fund the Witherspoon Institute which was a proponent and sponsor of Uganda's "kill the gays" bill.

So enjoy your fucking "airport food"...
November 29, 2025 at 11:04 PM
The UK was suckered into Brexit by foreign actors and is now paying the severe consequences as suckers always do.
November 29, 2025 at 11:01 PM
From the book considered to be Putin's to do list: "The United Kingdom, merely described as an "extraterritorial floating base of the U.S.", should be cut off from the European Union."
Foundations of Geopolitics - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 29, 2025 at 10:57 PM
From the book considered to be Putin's to do list: "The United Kingdom, merely described as an "extraterritorial floating base of the U.S.", should be cut off from the European Union."
Foundations of Geopolitics - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 29, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Primary them!
November 29, 2025 at 4:08 PM