Charlie Connelly
@charlieconnelly.bsky.social
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Stage haunter, writer, Addick. Attention All Shipping live show coming to a theatre near you as long as you're near a theatre where it's on.
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The BBC are accidentally running the subtitles to Mrs Marple over the Mercury Prize, and it’s rather wonderful. A few of lines could plausibly have been written by Jarvis.
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On this day in 1940 the BBC’s London headquarters, Broadcasting House, was hit by a huge bomb dropped by the Luftwaffe. Seven died and there was huge destruction.

Using oral history accounts and documents from the BBC’s own archives, I’ve tried to piece together how events unfolded that night
The Bombing of Broadcasting House
Broadcasting House in London, suffered two direct hits in the Blitz – causing widespread damage, several deaths, and many injuries.
www.bbc.com
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These motherfuckers are going to cook our whole goddamn planet because they don’t know how to daydream
Indecision over which picture to hang over the fireplace solved by pointing a £120 projector at the empty space instead. £25 Bluetooth speaker on the mantlepiece. Best thing we’ve done since moving in.
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Where they send people to wean them off cockfighting.
Found the worst playground in England
This is great.
'I grasp the top of one of the wooden posts, loosen the stake, and tear it from the soil. Then another. And again. It’s surprisingly easy. When I have cleared a way I stamp on the mesh. Over & over. It crumples like a flag.'

Unrecovered Time: a new post
longbarrowpress.substack.com/p/unrecovere...
A field of sunflowers under a cloudy sky between Allerton Bywater and Castleton, West Yorkshire.
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Not only are these data centres devouring energy & water – and feeding the AI bubble that'll blow up our economy when it bursts – they're also wasting vast construction resources (human, materials & admin) that could instead be building homes, solar farms, wind farms etc.
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'Ow Do - Jack Howarth (aka Albert Tatlock out of off of Corrie)
Sounds like that kind of English place that’s spelt ‘Fazackershaughstoneleigh’ but pronounced ‘Fawsley’. Have a good one, B!
It's a matinee bonanza, it seems - the evening show at The Spring in Havant on 6 November sold out sharpish so there's now the opportunity to see the show in the afternoon and still be home in time to eat your dinner in front of Eastenders. thespring.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/...
While I’m the last in line to be the arbiter of cool - I collect Margaret Rutherford theatre programmes ffs - even I can see that this is an extraordinarily daft position to take.
Compared to Dylan and Springsteen, country-music legend Johnny Cash can seem deeply uncool. It took time for me to appreciate his profound, plainspoken strength, writes Jon Fasman.
Essay | Can We Finally Give Johnny Cash His Due?
Compared to Dylan and Springsteen, the country-music legend can seem deeply uncool. It took time for me to appreciate his profound, plainspoken strength.
on.wsj.com
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My kid's Clacton nursery has cut hot lunches for toddlers to save money, and sent round leaflets to parents advising us on preparing packed lunches for around 90p per day.

They have no waiting list for places because there's so few jobs here worth doing once you've covered childcare.
Twelve Jobs Nigel has earned over £1 million in additional income since the general election.

To understand the scale of it, since the July 2024 election he's earned roughly £100k more as a brand ambassador for Direct Bullion than Starmer gets as PM.

www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...
Nigel Farage earns over £1m from 12 'second jobs' - check how much your MP earns
The Reform UK leader's most lucrative second jobs include hosting on GB News, serving as a brand ambassador for Direct Bullion and recording videos for Cameo
www.mirror.co.uk
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AI advocates fundamentally have no understanding of creativity and my God, it’s grim to behold. Even on the days when hitting my book’s wordcount target is like drawing blood from a stone, I don’t want a fucking machine to do it for me. And not just because the result would be soulless shit.
David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems...
SIMON: What?
SHAPIRO: ...Or saying...
SIMON: You imagine that?
SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over.
SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level.
SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this.
SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.
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Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.
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Update: two book sales in eighteen days. "The end of the work is the possibility of connection, that the book, if it has been made well, might become 'a site of exchange', that it might have use and value to others, whether the others are many or few."
One book sale in seventeen days. Yikes. Help us to avoid the worst of all possible fates - the crowdfunder - by buying our scrupulously edited, meticulously designed, handsomely produced and fastidiously packaged books here:
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Ten Longbarrow hardbacks, stacked on a diagonal, spines facing outwards.
The Attention All Shipping show at Otley Courthouse on 28 November has sold out so quickly we’ve added a matinee. I know! Lots of people realising a longstanding ambition to see me in court, it seems. otleycourthouse.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/...
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So much of political discourse now, across the West, boils down to "Be realistic, our policies have to have SOME evil in them!"

And if you say "No they don't", you're a dangerous extremist.