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Bryan Guffey (they/them)
@chaosgreml.in
IDs: queer, nerd, D&D player, disabled, agender, fat, Black, AuDHD

Building systems that make the right thing the easy thing.
Fascinated by the intersection of group interaction & technology.

Currently: learning to program on atproto! 💻🦀
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Things you don’t know about me:

1. My BFA is in Musical Theatre
2. I used to perform professionally and was an Equity actor. I stopped because NYC was impossible to be young, poor, 6’5”, and Black in if you were doing theatre.
3. I podcast! Pretty regularly! All the time!

(Cont)
Sometimes I think I should go get a PhD in human social behavior so people will take my knowledge seriously.

The inability of the cishet white credentialed class to recognize the incredible skills and expertise developed by QTBBIA folk, esp. those of us with divergent neurotypes, is exhausting.
November 29, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Oooohoohooo
I've had this idea for a while, but what if you built a desktop UI on top of atproto data... and what if that UI looked cyberpunk AF?

Here's a first look at Aether OS, a desktop-like interface with system and lexicon apps powered by your data.
November 29, 2025 at 10:27 PM
this is all very boring now.

you made an anti-fat joke whether you think it was one or not.

Do with that information what you will.

Good day.
So is your idea that the term “plus-sized” doesn’t exist without my dumb joke?
November 28, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Someone convince me to care about Marx when he was a raging antisemite
November 28, 2025 at 6:17 AM
@alex.bsky.team I hope I can get verified! Do I need a real photo of myself or a domain name that matches my name?
November 28, 2025 at 5:18 AM
lol the “well I weighed a certain amount and had a heart problem and was told I needed to lose weight or die so I did because I was told to”

against the entire history of medical anti-fatness and racism, along with MULTIPLE studies now showing weight is not at all a primary indicator of health.
As someone who recently was overweight at 225lbs and ended up in the cardiac ward for 3 days, and was told I needed to lose weight or I was going to have a heart attack, and then promptly went out and lost 40 lbs and kept it off, I say - stop feeling sorry for your self and go get some exercise.
November 28, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Some people really do think their intent matters more than their impact, as if “oh I didn’t mean to” somehow erases harm.
It’s a joke about synonyms and euphemisms. It’s really dumb and doesn’t go any further than that.
November 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
If you see someone posting this or any of its derivatives, and you believe that you’re not anti-fat and you don’t hate fat people?

Call it out as the anti-fatness it is. It’s a joke based *completely* on making fun of the euphemisms created for fat people, bc society is opposed to fatness.
Plus-sized language model
November 28, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Jesus I fucking hate this.

Can we talk about the anti-fatness embedded in this and every single riff on this?

Because it’s all based on laughing at euphemisms for fat people.

Gross.
Plus-sized language model
November 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Like I said, a fuckin’ BANGER!!! @ewancroft.uk going straight for the jugular and not missing.

Bravo.
November 27, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Why are people obsessed with cryptocurrency even now - including people building on atproto.

Whyyyy.

Is there any *real* benefit to it? Like, in a way that doesn’t have significant drawbacks in one area? That actually protects the end user?

Haven’t seen it yet.
November 27, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Apparently I’m making my second trip to Vancouver in 2026, this time by land instead of sea!
As part of preparing for #ATmosphereConf in Vancouver March 2026, we're republishing the videos from Seattle March 2025, along with transcripts.

Here's @blaine.bsky.social, Network Punk, Welcome to the Jungle.
Blaine Cook: Network Punk, Welcome to the Jungle
ATmosphereConf Seattle 2025
atprotocommunity.leaflet.pub
November 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Separately, as an agender person, I find it to be perfectly fine.

We all have different opinions! Remember that!
as a non-binary person I also find “folx” to be intensely cringe

“folks” is a perfectly good non-gendered term and you just decided to Hot Topic it to be edgy
I do not understand the point of “folx“ AT ALL
November 27, 2025 at 1:12 AM
submitted my verification request, we’ll see what happens!
November 27, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Submitted my verification request, we shall see!
November 27, 2025 at 12:37 AM
curious how many folks that just got verified by @bsky.app are white vs not white

(And as always, vs Black)

just a thought…
November 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Can’t wait!!! Already purchased!!
It's -2 days!!! 💖💖🛍️🙏

Get yours at our special price if you haven't yet!

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November 26, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Reposted by Bryan Guffey (they/them)
New: *Looseleaf* publishing — a way to publish standalone Leaflets on AT Protocol! 📝🍃

We started with publications on atproto; now we're bringing it all together so _anything_ you write on Leaflet, incl single documents / posts, can be 'atprotated' :)

Learn more in thread! ⬇️
November 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
🔴 LIVE https://stream.place/chaosgreml.in The Atlassian Clinic with Bryan Guffey
@chaosgreml.in is 🔴LIVE on stream.place!
The Atlassian Clinic with Bryan Guffey
stream.place
November 26, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Reposted by Bryan Guffey (they/them)
some might know how @roost.tools is approaching open safety tool development, but many more may not! @annebdh.bsky.social lays it all out here, including our governance structure, how people can get involved, and how working in the open doesn't mean more abuse!

roost.tools/blog/open-by...
Open by Design: ROOST's Approach to Safety Tool Development
Robust Open Online Safety Tools or ROOST is a new non-profit entity designed to address the urgent need for accessible, high-quality safety tools in the rapidly evolving digital landscape.
roost.tools
November 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I really want to make a bot or a labeler that somehow raises awareness when someone is using Substack to host a newsletter in order to encourage/gently pressure them to move to a different platform. Trying to think about the best way to go about it.
November 26, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Hey @chrisgeidner.bsky.social - was wondering if you could share what’s keeping you on Substack when they’re intentionally profiting off the content that is pushing this country further towards fascism?

Genuine question, not a gotcha. /gen

More info: leavesubstack.com
You Should Probably Leave Substack
You should probably leave Substack. Here’s why and how.
leavesubstack.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
One of the things I refuse to be shy about anymore is just using Claude Code to build shit I don’t know how to build.

Yeah, I’m still learning to code. Yeah, there are probably going to be gaps and risks and security holes!

That’s why I’m making it OSS & ask my smarter friends to point shit out!!
November 26, 2025 at 5:15 AM
The single worst thing that fucking Tromp has done is convince people that everyone is out to get them and the best thing to do is to reflexively distrust all institutions no matter what they are or what their track record is.
November 26, 2025 at 5:05 AM