ewan
@ewancroft.uk
a mentally unstable british poet and programmer who is unreasonably into werewolves. I water the Yew trees.
I'm on Germ DM 🔑
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I'm on Germ DM 🔑
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A few of my IT teachers struggle with my name and I feel bad for correcting them.
December 12, 2025 at 3:51 PM
A few of my IT teachers struggle with my name and I feel bad for correcting them.
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Reform UK animal lovers, will you be joining your leader at the hunt?
December 12, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Reform UK animal lovers, will you be joining your leader at the hunt?
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A boy becomes a man when he finally throws out his old Apple boxes… or so my wife keeps telling me.
December 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM
A boy becomes a man when he finally throws out his old Apple boxes… or so my wife keeps telling me.
It’s unfucked!
December 12, 2025 at 3:40 PM
It’s unfucked!
A friend of mine just called the @stream.place logo “£4 worth of deli ham.”
December 12, 2025 at 3:34 PM
A friend of mine just called the @stream.place logo “£4 worth of deli ham.”
It’s shite like the July Riots that make me deeply ashamed and uncomfortable about being mostly English.
🔴I wrote about far-right attacks against refugee charities and why some are choosing to leave the sector to protect themselves. It's awful but understandable.
open.substack.com/pub/nicolake...
open.substack.com/pub/nicolake...
When it's time to move on
It's toxic out there
open.substack.com
December 12, 2025 at 3:32 PM
It’s shite like the July Riots that make me deeply ashamed and uncomfortable about being mostly English.
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One of the worst parts of the modern condition is having to listen to billionaires airing out the stupidest policy ideas, random musings, and other mental detritus. It’s unbearable.
December 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
One of the worst parts of the modern condition is having to listen to billionaires airing out the stupidest policy ideas, random musings, and other mental detritus. It’s unbearable.
also yes I know I’m reposting a lot recently.
December 12, 2025 at 3:26 PM
also yes I know I’m reposting a lot recently.
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Reform mocked for welcoming 22 ex-Tory MPs into its ranks: So much for ‘anti-establishment’
Reform mocked for welcoming 22 ex-Tory MPs into its ranks: So much for ‘anti-establishment’
“Quite funny. Reform claim they want to destroy the Tory Party, at the same time as welcoming a conveyor belt of former Tory MPs.”
leftfootforward.org
December 12, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Reform mocked for welcoming 22 ex-Tory MPs into its ranks: So much for ‘anti-establishment’
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This is how you know the Tories and Reform UK are two cheeks of the same unwiped arsehole.
Reform defector Lord Malcolm Offord and Conservative MSP Russell Findlay proved that they see politics as a mere football game.
#BBCqt
Reform defector Lord Malcolm Offord and Conservative MSP Russell Findlay proved that they see politics as a mere football game.
#BBCqt
Is "Party Loyalty" a good thing? - Tory condemns Reform Defector on BBC Question Time
YouTube video by Femi - F Politics!
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December 12, 2025 at 1:55 PM
This is how you know the Tories and Reform UK are two cheeks of the same unwiped arsehole.
Reform defector Lord Malcolm Offord and Conservative MSP Russell Findlay proved that they see politics as a mere football game.
#BBCqt
Reform defector Lord Malcolm Offord and Conservative MSP Russell Findlay proved that they see politics as a mere football game.
#BBCqt
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Since Zack said these words on 2nd September, over 110,000 people have joined the Green Party.
This is a mass movement of people who are serious about replacing Labour and taking the fight to Reform.
And we're only getting started.
This is a mass movement of people who are serious about replacing Labour and taking the fight to Reform.
And we're only getting started.
December 12, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Since Zack said these words on 2nd September, over 110,000 people have joined the Green Party.
This is a mass movement of people who are serious about replacing Labour and taking the fight to Reform.
And we're only getting started.
This is a mass movement of people who are serious about replacing Labour and taking the fight to Reform.
And we're only getting started.
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It's not just social media. Looks like visitors to the US from Europe and other countries that are part of the visa waiver program will have to submit an enormous amount of data about themselves and their families, including DNA, if proposed new rules are accepted
December 12, 2025 at 12:24 PM
It's not just social media. Looks like visitors to the US from Europe and other countries that are part of the visa waiver program will have to submit an enormous amount of data about themselves and their families, including DNA, if proposed new rules are accepted
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‘Never trust a Tory,’ says Farage — while welcoming 22 ex-Tory MPs under his own umbrella. Irony, eh?
December 12, 2025 at 1:08 PM
‘Never trust a Tory,’ says Farage — while welcoming 22 ex-Tory MPs under his own umbrella. Irony, eh?
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I'm just over 100 days as the leader of the Green Party.
We've had several polls where we're in second place above Labour.
And today we found out we are closing in on overtaking Labours membership.
Then we're coming for Reform.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
We've had several polls where we're in second place above Labour.
And today we found out we are closing in on overtaking Labours membership.
Then we're coming for Reform.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
Join the Green Party
Join the Green Party from just £6 a year. Become a member today - join the only party standing up for people and planet.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
December 12, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I'm just over 100 days as the leader of the Green Party.
We've had several polls where we're in second place above Labour.
And today we found out we are closing in on overtaking Labours membership.
Then we're coming for Reform.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
We've had several polls where we're in second place above Labour.
And today we found out we are closing in on overtaking Labours membership.
Then we're coming for Reform.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
social media but no.
i love this. social media but the feeds sometimes won't load. witchsky.app
Witchsky
witchsky.app
December 12, 2025 at 2:45 PM
social media but no.
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просто забийте мене камінням щоб я цього всього більше не бачив
December 12, 2025 at 12:23 PM
просто забийте мене камінням щоб я цього всього більше не бачив
literally me during secondary school.
December 12, 2025 at 2:39 PM
literally me during secondary school.
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Left: Sarah Pochin launches Christians for Reform UK
Right: Sarah Pochin, "It drives me mad when I see adverts full of black people, full of Asian people, full of people that are basically anything other than white"
Wait till she finds out that Jesus wasn't white 🤷♂️
Right: Sarah Pochin, "It drives me mad when I see adverts full of black people, full of Asian people, full of people that are basically anything other than white"
Wait till she finds out that Jesus wasn't white 🤷♂️
December 12, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Left: Sarah Pochin launches Christians for Reform UK
Right: Sarah Pochin, "It drives me mad when I see adverts full of black people, full of Asian people, full of people that are basically anything other than white"
Wait till she finds out that Jesus wasn't white 🤷♂️
Right: Sarah Pochin, "It drives me mad when I see adverts full of black people, full of Asian people, full of people that are basically anything other than white"
Wait till she finds out that Jesus wasn't white 🤷♂️
I do find it mildly funny seeing people mix up the Côte d’Ivoire and Irish flags in their emojis.
🇨🇮 and 🇮🇪 respectively. They’re flipped.
🇨🇮 and 🇮🇪 respectively. They’re flipped.
December 12, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I do find it mildly funny seeing people mix up the Côte d’Ivoire and Irish flags in their emojis.
🇨🇮 and 🇮🇪 respectively. They’re flipped.
🇨🇮 and 🇮🇪 respectively. They’re flipped.
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YES YES YES thank you @georgemonbiot.bsky.social 🙏
😩AT LAST someone rasiing the alarm about what Europe's plummeting brith rates really mean!!
"In reality, without immigration there will be no Europe, no civilisation and no one left to argue about it."⚠️
It's. that. simple.
😩AT LAST someone rasiing the alarm about what Europe's plummeting brith rates really mean!!
"In reality, without immigration there will be no Europe, no civilisation and no one left to argue about it."⚠️
It's. that. simple.
December 12, 2025 at 10:22 AM
YES YES YES thank you @georgemonbiot.bsky.social 🙏
😩AT LAST someone rasiing the alarm about what Europe's plummeting brith rates really mean!!
"In reality, without immigration there will be no Europe, no civilisation and no one left to argue about it."⚠️
It's. that. simple.
😩AT LAST someone rasiing the alarm about what Europe's plummeting brith rates really mean!!
"In reality, without immigration there will be no Europe, no civilisation and no one left to argue about it."⚠️
It's. that. simple.
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That's the way to do it
December 12, 2025 at 12:06 PM
That's the way to do it
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If the US forces me to choose between my two nationalities, I choose France – and Europe | Alexander Hurst
If the US forces me to choose between my two nationalities, I choose France – and Europe | Alexander Hurst
Proposals to change US citizenship rules leaves dual citizens like me caught in the crossfire. If push comes to shove, I know where my loyalty lies, says Guardian columnist Alexander Hurst
www.theguardian.com
December 12, 2025 at 7:32 AM
If the US forces me to choose between my two nationalities, I choose France – and Europe | Alexander Hurst