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Stanley Tunechi
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Privately audacious. I ate at the last Popeyes buffet. Talk nice to me.
My grey isn’t striping like I want so I think I wanna highlight them
December 6, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Mayo on fries >>>>>>>
Mayo is so underrated and hated on. Put that shit on some fries. Mix a little hot sauce in it
December 6, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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"P̶r̶i̶n̶c̶e̶ Bugs was the only guy who could show up at your party, in frills, and steal your girlfriend. Then steal her clothes, then steal someone else's girl in your girlfriends clothes.”
December 6, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Bugs walks into every room like 'i could fuck everyone in here if I chose to'
December 6, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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… and he SERVED ✨
December 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Couldn’t Sam Altman just ask ChatGPT how to make itself profitable
December 6, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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RACISM
December 6, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Headed to Temecula. Might get into a fight. Might not.
December 6, 2025 at 1:50 AM
The moon!
December 6, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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Lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
December 5, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Cashier at the beauty supply asked me was this all my hair 😌
a little girl in a yellow dress is sitting in a chair
ALT: a little girl in a yellow dress is sitting in a chair
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Ad-lib men mount rushmore gotta be
K-Ci and JoJo
Wanya Morris
Sisqo
December 5, 2025 at 4:31 PM
The ads were libbibg
December 5, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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They have trapped all of us in their drug and sex cult. And we really are ruled by just this - their drug delusions and their sexual predation.

In case it isn’t clear.
The CEO of Palantir.
December 5, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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Stealing packages is so dumb because you don’t even know what you stealing. Now you in jail over someone’s Swiffer duster refills smh
December 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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When I say “Bed, Bath and Beyond” just know I’m talking about “Bath and Body Works”
December 4, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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best package warning graphic i've ever seen 🪶
November 8, 2023 at 3:48 PM
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🎶 Mary did you know, that your baby boy would someday use up water 🎵
December 4, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Saw an AI video of somebody sticking a hot comb straight in a jar of Blue Magic and I want the technology banned
December 4, 2025 at 6:27 PM
When the concept of the Chicago dog was introduced to me, I fell in love.
December 4, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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I had this hat made and wear it proudly, don’t let anyone tab shame.
December 4, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Just saw a TT on all the Easter eggs I missed in Stranger Things and have come to the realization that I’m not as big a nerd that I thought I was.
December 4, 2025 at 4:25 PM
*my great niece bursts in the room before going to school*

Me: Good morning, darling!

Great Niece: I see your wig*points to wig on ottoman*
December 4, 2025 at 4:12 PM
IG is all like “[insert friend name] is using Meta AI. Try it today”

All you’re friends are doing it face ass
December 4, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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GIRL! they broke as hell.
Not me getting “Cyber Monday Extended- Again” texts and emails

This companies are shook, scramblin!
December 4, 2025 at 2:34 PM