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Chadwick
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The only question left to ask was what would happen after everything familiar collapsed
Way too many to choose from, but let’s start with this gem

What perfect album came out the year your turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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Saw someone on TikTok talking about how their yearning days are through because they’re 35?!? and I’m so sad for them. I yearn harder in my thirties than I ever did before! It gets worse every year!
November 2, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Conservative individualism in a nutshell: the same people who said we need mass deportation so we can take care of “our own” are cheering on the suspension of SNAP because now they don’t want other people to receive “handouts.” They proudly hate other people. It’s a murderous, anti-society ideology.
October 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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The biscuit maker has turned into the biscuit itself!
October 7, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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tired: it's always DNS

inspired: ICANN feel it coming in the air tonight
September 29, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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Goose should tour with Geese and they should call it The Gaggle Tour.
September 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Unc! At the Samia concert
September 27, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Dear dudes, I have an extra ticket to Big Thief on Monday. Want it? Let me know.
September 20, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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This whole 🧵... 🤯
"We have to get them off the streets..."
September 20, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Now and forevermore, fuck Trump, fuck JD Vance, fuck Charlie Kirk, fuck Spencer Cox, fuck racism, fuck anti-trans, and fuck fascism.
September 20, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Why am I listening to Bright Future when it reminds of the person who just dumped me?
September 17, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Say hi to Wesley. His favorite key is CATS LOCK.
September 16, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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well??
September 8, 2025 at 11:25 PM
So long, August. You’ve been a good birthday month
August 31, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Happy Friday my dudes
August 29, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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when people say they want to keep politics out, they mean they want to keep YOU out
Their memorials are history. Ours are political. Because as always, there are two sexualities - straight, and political.

Two genders - male, and political.

Two religions - Christian, and political.

Two races - white, and political.
Workers under cover of night removed a rainbow crosswalk outside of the former Pulse nightclub, apparently as part of state and federal transportation officials’ aim to wipe “political banners” from public roadways. www.orlandosentinel.com/2025/08/21/r...
August 22, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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this iconic advertising copywriter named Kathy Hepinstall Parks died over the weekend and I wanted to share something from her website I thought Bluesky would like
August 22, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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Spiraling up through the crack in the sky. Leaving material world behind. I see your face in constellations.

RIP Brent Hinds. 💔😢🤘🎸
August 21, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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THREE POINTS FOR THE ARSENAL!

Man Utd 0 - 1 Arsenal
August 17, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Death Cab For Cutie. I just don’t get it. Which is weird because I love the Postal Service album 🤷🏻‍♂️
what is the band that is most like the stuff you like that you nevertheless hate. or dislike. for me it’s Fleet Foxes. seems obvious i should like them but i DONT
August 16, 2025 at 11:17 PM
TGIF my beautiful people
August 15, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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people who put Harry Potter stuff on their dating profiles in 2025 are kinda like those Japanese soldiers who didn’t know the war was over except more embarrassing
August 13, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Just got tix to see @thebeths.bsky.social on Nov 18 and Neko Case on Nov 19. Fuck me, November is gonna be lit
August 14, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Slightly diminish a band:

Duke
August 13, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Happy Friday, and happy first day of my birthday month!
August 1, 2025 at 2:01 PM