Century3
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If I didn't live in California I'd move to Illinois.
November 4, 2025 at 11:55 PM
If I didn't live in California I'd move to Illinois.
Incredible weekend, but ready to rest. See you in 2027! #RetroMagic
September 28, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Incredible weekend, but ready to rest. See you in 2027! #RetroMagic
September 28, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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Did you know your MacBook has a sensor that knows the exact angle of the screen hinge?
It’s not exposed as a public API, but I figured out a way to read it and make it sound like an old wooden door.
It’s not exposed as a public API, but I figured out a way to read it and make it sound like an old wooden door.
September 6, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Did you know your MacBook has a sensor that knows the exact angle of the screen hinge?
It’s not exposed as a public API, but I figured out a way to read it and make it sound like an old wooden door.
It’s not exposed as a public API, but I figured out a way to read it and make it sound like an old wooden door.
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Robert F. Kennedy Jr. filling an IV bag from a murky puddle near Trump National's sixth tee. "The president needs parameciums," he tells the assembled media. "It's the only treatment proven to work in real testing." His golf cart is piled high with dozens of dead birds.
September 1, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. filling an IV bag from a murky puddle near Trump National's sixth tee. "The president needs parameciums," he tells the assembled media. "It's the only treatment proven to work in real testing." His golf cart is piled high with dozens of dead birds.
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Old Soviet joke for today:
A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.
After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”
“I’m looking for the obituaries.”
“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”
“Not the one I’m looking for.”
A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.
After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”
“I’m looking for the obituaries.”
“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”
“Not the one I’m looking for.”
August 30, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Old Soviet joke for today:
A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.
After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”
“I’m looking for the obituaries.”
“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”
“Not the one I’m looking for.”
A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.
After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”
“I’m looking for the obituaries.”
“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”
“Not the one I’m looking for.”
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This is like in Peter Pan where the audience tries to revive Tinkerbell with applause. Except, you know, the opposite.
August 30, 2025 at 4:26 AM
This is like in Peter Pan where the audience tries to revive Tinkerbell with applause. Except, you know, the opposite.
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I know that Stephen Miller gets a lot of hate on here, but hear me out.
I think we could hate him more. We have the capacity, we all just need to put in a little more effort.
I think we could hate him more. We have the capacity, we all just need to put in a little more effort.
August 23, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I know that Stephen Miller gets a lot of hate on here, but hear me out.
I think we could hate him more. We have the capacity, we all just need to put in a little more effort.
I think we could hate him more. We have the capacity, we all just need to put in a little more effort.
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Jesus after coming back to Earth:
very late to this but WOW, Sinners
August 16, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Jesus after coming back to Earth:
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[writing the constitution]
Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president"
Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that
Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down
Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president"
Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that
Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down
August 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
[writing the constitution]
Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president"
Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that
Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down
Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president"
Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that
Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down
Weekend double-shot.
August 10, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Weekend double-shot.
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I can't believe it's only 55 days til RetroMagic!
RT if you'll be there.
RT if you'll be there.
August 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I can't believe it's only 55 days til RetroMagic!
RT if you'll be there.
RT if you'll be there.
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Stop using generative AI. There is no legitimate use of generative AI. There is no “I hate AI but this is ok”. Not everyone is using it. We do not have to “get used to it or be left behind.” Just don’t. Just stop. Delete the app. Close your account. Save some money. Take the first step.
#noai
#noai
June 27, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Stop using generative AI. There is no legitimate use of generative AI. There is no “I hate AI but this is ok”. Not everyone is using it. We do not have to “get used to it or be left behind.” Just don’t. Just stop. Delete the app. Close your account. Save some money. Take the first step.
#noai
#noai
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if white Americans didn’t want Mexicans in California maybe they should not have conquered California from Mexico and then spent 150 years building up an economy entirely dependent on the flow of people and goods across the border just a thought
June 9, 2025 at 4:10 PM
if white Americans didn’t want Mexicans in California maybe they should not have conquered California from Mexico and then spent 150 years building up an economy entirely dependent on the flow of people and goods across the border just a thought
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OMG
"Thank You, Muppet*Vision 3D" — Official Music Video
YouTube video by Andrew Barth Feldman
youtu.be
May 31, 2025 at 9:17 PM
OMG
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Taylor Swift now hath full ownershippe of her musique. She also doth possess, of the seven ringes, those not destroyed by dragons -- and she hath the nyne. The ringes of the elves remayne out of her control, but even so yf she doth fynde the One Ring then Taylor Swift will rule all Middel Earthe.
May 30, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Taylor Swift now hath full ownershippe of her musique. She also doth possess, of the seven ringes, those not destroyed by dragons -- and she hath the nyne. The ringes of the elves remayne out of her control, but even so yf she doth fynde the One Ring then Taylor Swift will rule all Middel Earthe.
@retrowdw.bsky.social RetroMagic ticket acquired!
May 18, 2025 at 1:34 AM
@retrowdw.bsky.social RetroMagic ticket acquired!
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Cassocks are red
Conclaves are dope
Wake up babe we got a
Conclaves are dope
Wake up babe we got a
May 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Cassocks are red
Conclaves are dope
Wake up babe we got a
Conclaves are dope
Wake up babe we got a
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The White House twitter account all like
"Happy National Diarreah Day" followed by an AI picture of a super muscular trump pooping on the Chinese flag.
"Happy National Diarreah Day" followed by an AI picture of a super muscular trump pooping on the Chinese flag.
May 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
The White House twitter account all like
"Happy National Diarreah Day" followed by an AI picture of a super muscular trump pooping on the Chinese flag.
"Happy National Diarreah Day" followed by an AI picture of a super muscular trump pooping on the Chinese flag.
Ready for one of Mary Todd Lincoln’s Madcap Medleys!
April 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Ready for one of Mary Todd Lincoln’s Madcap Medleys!