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28, she/her, metaphor/8path/tristrat/13sar/fe (spoilers ahead!) ceo of frederica aesfrost cosplay insta @celestial.lights_0 tumblr @celestial-lights tags: #art #cosplay #clplays

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sam 🖤 @celestiallights.bsky.social · Aug 6

the edelgard von hresvelg apologist to ryoko shinonome apologist pipeline is real

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Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnsonbooks.com · 19h

I spend a year plotting a mystery novel and then this happens.

"Police focus on ladder placed against the side of the Louvre"

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sam 🖤 @celestiallights.bsky.social · 3h

aws outage has me doing the daily linkedin puzzles

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Shepherd @neolithicsheep.bsky.social · 1d

Beat your Ring camera to death with a bat

Lora Kolodny @lorak.bsky.social · 2d

techcrunch.com/2025/10/16/a... yeeeeeah

Amazon's Ring to partner with Flock, a network of AI cameras used by ICE, feds, and police | TechCrunch

Agencies that use Flock can request that Ring doorbell users share footage to help with "evidence collection and investigative work."

techcrunch.com

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Marie @stickymaelk.bsky.social · 21h

#farcille

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oscar wilde women do 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 5h

the aws outage should be evidence that running half the internet on a single company's servers is a terrible idea but i fear nothing will change

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oli @olil.bsky.social · 13h

Edinburgh castle failing to render, likely thanks to the AWS outage

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sam 🖤 @celestiallights.bsky.social · 5h

OH COME ON

sam 🖤 @celestiallights.bsky.social · 5h

very suspicious of the twink protag to have his face covered in a questionable fluid like this

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sam 🖤 @celestiallights.bsky.social · 5h

fucking. gendo ikari ass looking pose. his dumb boyfailure ass wouldn’t do that.

sam 🖤 @celestiallights.bsky.social · 5h

HELLO?????????

sam 🖤 @celestiallights.bsky.social · 6h

can’t say SHIT in the group chat without a supervisor tattling to corporate smfh

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 1d

(shouting to the press secretary) Can you confirm whether the diarrhea was pre-loaded onto the aircraft or was it coming directly from the president's Ass?

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InkyInGreen 🍂 @blackwallmancer.bsky.social · 12d

A screenshot of a post on Tumblr by user sebdoesthings:

It is your sacred duty to post about your OCs as if they are canon characters who have always been a part of the story and everyone knows about them

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sam 🖤 @celestiallights.bsky.social · 7h

rip affordable concert tickets

sam 🖤 @celestiallights.bsky.social · 7h

oh that’s a bts member posting mag bay on his insta story

sam 🖤 @celestiallights.bsky.social · 7h

wait who else is graduating besides kitario and odasaku

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wwxwashere.bsky.social @wwxwashere.bsky.social · 17h

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sam 🖤 @celestiallights.bsky.social · 8h

he’s my reminder to not accidentally cause world annihilation at work 🙂‍↕️

sam 🖤 @celestiallights.bsky.social · 8h

love how my coworkers have like. pics of their family or kids on their desk and i just have. pics of my cats and weeb shit.

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sam 🖤 @celestiallights.bsky.social · 8h

bro is trying SO HARD to blend in

a desk full of various cinnamoroll figures. near the middle is a figure of tsukasa okino in his girl’s school uniform.

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sam 🖤 @celestiallights.bsky.social · 9h

lmao fair, when i forget a detail i end up down a wiki rabbit hole

sam 🖤 @celestiallights.bsky.social · 17h

the apex predator in question

sam 🖤 @celestiallights.bsky.social · 17h

true, the colony did seem pretty big, at least enough to have all the sectors and multiple landing ports
wasn’t it still under construction when the nanomachine infections hit or smth 🤔

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sam 🖤 @celestiallights.bsky.social · 18h

mandatory earplugs for everyone

sam 🖤 @celestiallights.bsky.social · 18h

speaking of 2188 relationships: can you imagine the chaos of everyone being in the space colony probably completely pent up in more ways than one
like they’re stuck there knowing they’re literally all that’s left of humanity and aw man everyone can suddenly hear one of the couples going at it