Canadian House Hippo
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WELP. She/her. Very tired. Very broke. Failing miserably at adulting and life.
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cdnhousehippo.bsky.social
This is concerning. I hope she’s going to be okay.
devinheroux.bsky.social
Canadian swimming sensation Summer McIntosh has now made the difficult decision to withdraw from the remaining World Cup stops, including in her hometown of Toronto.

She is recovering from illness but has yet to return to the water.

My story: www.cbc.ca/player/sport...
Ailing Summer McIntosh forced to miss Toronto stop of World Aquatics Swimming World Cup | CBC Sports
xx
www.cbc.ca
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anorak.bsky.social
Rick Rizzs: “Kingston is about a 2 1/2 hour drive from Toronto”

He has more faith in the 401 than I do … half the time it takes 2 1/2 hours to get from Toronto to Toronto!
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slangsonsports.bsky.social
The Mariners are the 4th team in postseason history to allow a leadoff home run and allow no other runs the rest of the game, joining:

2018 WS G5 Red Sox
2012 ALDS G1 Tigers
1954 WS G2 Giants
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baumann.bsky.social
It's cool that this series features all four kinds of mustache a white guy can have. From left to right: gravel cyclist, cop, Field Marshal Haig, Bruno Kirby
Bryce Miller Davis Schneider a very hangdog-looking Dan wilson Cal Raleigh mid-bat flip
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trypto-fans 🦃 💤
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It’s Canadian Thanksgiving this weekend so everyone’s probably in a turkey coma 😂
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If you’re in the market for some high-quality KN95s, I recently became an affiliate with Kind Mask!

I’ve seen several mutuals rocking these respirators and I can’t wait to finally try em out once they arrive in the mail.

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2nd row: denim blue, sky blue, dark green, deep olive green, leafy green
3rd row: bright blue, teal, peach, navy blue, deep gray blue
4th row: gray, wine red, white, light gray, light green
5th row: light peachy pink, light olive green, lightest gray, lightest beige, lightest pink
cdnhousehippo.bsky.social
That Nike commercial with Ken Griffey Jr was great.
cdnhousehippo.bsky.social
It’s Canadian Thanksgiving this weekend so everyone’s probably in a turkey coma 😂
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slangsonsports.bsky.social
Bryce Miller is the first pitcher to allow a leadoff home run and complete 6+ innings without allowing another run in a postseason game since David Price (7 IP) for BOS in 2018 World Series Game 5 at LAD (David Freese leadoff HR)

h/t @Theo_DeRosa
cdnhousehippo.bsky.social
THICKY HENDERSON!!!! That is an incredible nickname.
annaclimbsmtns.bsky.social
- Our closer, Andres Muñoz rescues cats and leaves the game on for his cat Matilda so she can watch him pitch.
- We have Josh Naylor, aka "Thicky Henderson," who is the slowest runner yet steals a lot of bases.
cdnhousehippo.bsky.social
WHUT
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Everyone is talking about butt plug shirt guy, but don’t sleep on the super jacked dude behind him
A super jacked blue jays fan A goomba from the Super Mario Brothers movie
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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
any one of these would be fun to stumble across out of context i think
@bravesgoms.bsky.social

HE DUMPS FOR THEE

@normcharlatan.bsky.social

BIG DUMPER! / CUL GéANT!

@imnotahrhitter.bsky.social

It really is a big dumper
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keeganmatheson.bsky.social
Nathan Lukes has a "right knee contusion", the #BlueJays tell us, and he's being evaluated.
cdnhousehippo.bsky.social
You could always watch the game on Fox lol
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slangsonsports.bsky.social
Cal Raleigh has 9 home runs in 14 career games at Rogers Centre

That’s the most home runs of any player in his first 14 games there (reg+post)
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I will NEVER tire of scorebug jokes
megrowler.fangraphs.com
idk, looks like a normal-sized Polanco to me
Screenshot of Jorge Polanco with a score bug that shows “Little (the pitcher)” and Polanco stacked
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craigcalcaterra.bsky.social
Did the guy with the butt plug shirt get ejected from the stadium or is he just up getting some nachos?
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megrowler.fangraphs.com
idk, looks like a normal-sized Polanco to me
Screenshot of Jorge Polanco with a score bug that shows “Little (the pitcher)” and Polanco stacked
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