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the idea is to remain in a constant state of departure while always arriving
Go fuck yourself, loser
My statement on the funding deal to reopen government, protect federal employees, and vote to protect health care:
November 10, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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From 2018, about Schumer helping McConnell pack the courts in exchange mostly for stuff the Senate Dems were entitled to regardless because Senate Dems didn't want to spend more time in DC. Sound familiar?
Schumer Surrenders - The American Prospect
The Democrats’ Senate leader lets Mitch McConnell pack the courts.
prospect.org
November 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Senators on the brink of retirement who lived full, wealthy lives and never feared the loss of their own healthcare voting for their constituents to die from their inability to afford the same is treasonous
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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We already know what makes our communities safer, and it's not troops on our streets.

It's giving people accessible housing, food, employment, health care, and education opportunities.
November 8, 2025 at 5:07 PM
BC has the worst offense in the country it’s actually criminal

#billyobrien
November 8, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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#LogoOfTheDay: Southeastern Louisiana Lions Primary (NCAA) circa 1961. See it on the site here: https://www.sportslogos.net/logos/view/83946011961/Southeastern_Louisiana_Lions/1961/Primary_Logo
November 8, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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HE'S APPEALING TO THE SUPREME COURT OF THE UNITED STATES THAT HE BE ALLOWED TO STARVE AMERICANS
#BREAKING: The Trump administration is asking #SCOTUS for an immediate “administrative” stay of a Rhode Island district judge’s order that is otherwise requiring it to resume the distribution of SNAP benefits from other funding sources no later than the end of today.
November 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Me learning there were two🤯
You should be aware that The Farmer's Almanac is going out of business but The Old Farmer's Almanac is not.
November 8, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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"The average voter believes a SNAP recipient gets $20/day, more than 3 times the actual amount of $6."
November 8, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Checkmate yet again, stupid libs
If you just cancel flights, then they're actually not late! Brilliant stuff from Sean Duffy here
November 7, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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things that arent the future of civilization

- chatbots
- crypto
- robot butlers
- cars that sorta drive autonomously as long as youre paying attention for when they fail and almost kill a bunch of people

things that actually are the future of civilization

- free clean energy
November 7, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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chinese people will be getting free energy but you need to understand thats woke and they are doing it wokily and instead we invented a chatbot that will convince your teen to take their own life
November 7, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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This was done to combat Wokeness
November 7, 2025 at 2:28 PM
🌆🌆🌆
November 5, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Conservatism 101
LEAVITT: It's absolutely true that there's fraud in California's elections

Q: What's the evidence of that?

LEAVITT: It's just a fact
November 5, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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Dick Cheney, the gay marriage advocate?
November 4, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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honor dick cheney’s memory by shooting someone in the face and making them apologize for it
November 4, 2025 at 11:48 AM
The rams once again keeping me from generational wealth

#financialadvice
November 3, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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$5M in Shein stock is crazy. to put it in perspective, a child would have to work three billion hours in a Shein factory to earn a 1/10000th of this
November 2, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Sugarloaf pineapple hash and football is the hangover cure, trust
November 2, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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To anyone not into baseball I’m sorry but also get into baseball
November 1, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Let the papaya sit out for a few days and it caked up beautifully😮‍💨🤤

#terps
November 1, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Australian wife-beating Nazis say you have a duty, American!
October 28, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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Reporters attempted to ask President Trump if he’d tried everything possible to get continued SNAP funding but he couldn’t hear the question over the noise of the ballroom construction.
Q: Should the White House now be able to find some funding for the SNAP program since they've done it for all those other ones?

MIKE JOHNSON: They certainly tried
October 28, 2025 at 3:28 PM