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Nothing doesn’t ever not make sense if you don’t think about it
December 5, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Nothing doesn’t ever not make sense if you don’t think about it
You ever walk past a cute house and think wow there probably isn’t currently a mob of sweaty, beer-&-puke stained punks jumping around to fast and loud music amid a haze of cigarette and pot smoke in the basement like there was not too long ago
December 4, 2025 at 11:48 PM
You ever walk past a cute house and think wow there probably isn’t currently a mob of sweaty, beer-&-puke stained punks jumping around to fast and loud music amid a haze of cigarette and pot smoke in the basement like there was not too long ago
Instead of messing with people by telling them their shoe is untied I’ve been telling them their ear fell off and it’s been a perfect hit rate so far
December 3, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Instead of messing with people by telling them their shoe is untied I’ve been telling them their ear fell off and it’s been a perfect hit rate so far
Yelling at the floor
December 3, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Yelling at the floor
Thinking about how every tool is a thing-doer, a thing-un-doer, or both
December 3, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Thinking about how every tool is a thing-doer, a thing-un-doer, or both
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This fight has never been about undocumented people. Take a look at how they are treating American citizens.
December 2, 2025 at 9:29 PM
This fight has never been about undocumented people. Take a look at how they are treating American citizens.
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Hey city of Minneapolis, stop calling Somali residents immigrants, almost all are US citizens. Choose your language carefully, it has immense meaning. @minneapolismn.gov
December 2, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Hey city of Minneapolis, stop calling Somali residents immigrants, almost all are US citizens. Choose your language carefully, it has immense meaning. @minneapolismn.gov
My holiday drinking problem is really bad this year
December 3, 2025 at 2:01 AM
My holiday drinking problem is really bad this year
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Media assessing shootings
November 28, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Media assessing shootings
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Guess this is going to turn into one of those posts that I have to repost every few months now as the United States government is fully rebuilding itself as a white power institution and setting the stage for mass ethnic cleansing and genocide.
“Remigration” is a word that only exists in this context as a white identity movement concept. The word itself was literally created by fascists and white identity groups to call for the forced removal and destruction of “ethnically non white” citizens within their country. It’s literally fascism
Trump is now redefining deportation as “remigration”
Next he’s going to start referring to denaturalization as “realienation”
Next he’s going to start referring to denaturalization as “realienation”
November 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Guess this is going to turn into one of those posts that I have to repost every few months now as the United States government is fully rebuilding itself as a white power institution and setting the stage for mass ethnic cleansing and genocide.
Going out to touch grass… with this lighter
November 27, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Going out to touch grass… with this lighter
Going to sexy thanksgiving and bringing my pornucopia
November 27, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Going to sexy thanksgiving and bringing my pornucopia
I am the glutocratic ruler of butt land
November 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I am the glutocratic ruler of butt land
My Enyacore band is playing this weekend I better see all of yall there chillmoshing
November 26, 2025 at 1:09 AM
My Enyacore band is playing this weekend I better see all of yall there chillmoshing
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Wishing best for MPR journalist Kerem Yücel, injured at an anti-ICE protest today, and robust state charges against the masked thugs who hurt him today.
November 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Wishing best for MPR journalist Kerem Yücel, injured at an anti-ICE protest today, and robust state charges against the masked thugs who hurt him today.
I hate how no local grocery store meat counters have chicken ears anymore
November 23, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I hate how no local grocery store meat counters have chicken ears anymore
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It's a weird situation where licensed professionals are terrified of being sued if they give advice publicly and total charlatans and scammers give loud and confident advice and are apparently immunized. Guess what that does combined with the incentives of social media? bsky.app/profile/illi...
Plus legal advice, plus financial advice, etc etc. it’s too easy to get crank messages out there and the common denominator is the social media company itself.
November 22, 2025 at 7:11 PM
It's a weird situation where licensed professionals are terrified of being sued if they give advice publicly and total charlatans and scammers give loud and confident advice and are apparently immunized. Guess what that does combined with the incentives of social media? bsky.app/profile/illi...
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Anti socialism and anti communism are proto fascist ideologies and the dem parts are showing what they believe and it’s fascist propaganda not reality.
Hakeem is literally voting for Nazi propaganda
Hakeem is literally voting for Nazi propaganda
The House of Representatives voted 285–98 in favor of a resolution condemning socialism.
86 Dems joined Republicans in supporting the measure, incl. House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
86 Dems joined Republicans in supporting the measure, incl. House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
November 21, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Anti socialism and anti communism are proto fascist ideologies and the dem parts are showing what they believe and it’s fascist propaganda not reality.
Hakeem is literally voting for Nazi propaganda
Hakeem is literally voting for Nazi propaganda
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How a Mercenary Became a Minneapolis Mall Cop
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
How a mercenary became a Minneapolis mall cop
After the George Floyd protests, a former military contractor named Nathan Seabrook brought the war home.
www.motherjones.com
November 19, 2025 at 4:46 AM
How a Mercenary Became a Minneapolis Mall Cop
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
“I hate it when people smoke on the train!”
Not on a rollercoaster 👍
Not on a rollercoaster 👍
Public transportation should include public rollercoasters
November 17, 2025 at 2:17 AM
“I hate it when people smoke on the train!”
Not on a rollercoaster 👍
Not on a rollercoaster 👍
Public transportation should include public rollercoasters
November 17, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Public transportation should include public rollercoasters
If my neighbors can have loud sex at this hour then i should be ok using my angle grinder for a little bit
November 16, 2025 at 2:01 AM
If my neighbors can have loud sex at this hour then i should be ok using my angle grinder for a little bit
Dictionary
When i cite my work I’ll say my facts are straight outta compton
November 15, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Honoring whiteness with a bland acknowledgment
November 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Honoring whiteness with a bland acknowledgment