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Cartilage Pizza @cartilagepizza.bsky.social · 7h

Lmaooo

Cartilage Pizza @cartilagepizza.bsky.social · 7h

Guillotines are for decapitalism

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Evangeline Warren @evangelinewarren.com · 1d

"I ran into everybody in NY. I mean, I knew Beelzebub, I knew Satan, I knew -- Moloch came to my house. Baphomet came to my house."

Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 1d

“All my friends murdered and raped, sometimes they hung out at my house. Get over yourself.”

RFK Jr. explains why socializing with Jeffrey Epstein wasn't such a big deal for him:
...l ran into everybody in NY. I mean, I knew Harvey Weinstein, I knew Roger Ailes, I knew
-- O.J. Simpson came to my house. Bill Cosby came to my house."

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Cartilage Pizza @cartilagepizza.bsky.social · 1d

The grateful soil said thank you very mulch

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Karl (sad trombone noise enthusiast) @brainnotonyet.bsky.social · 3d

Check it out if you live in Minneapolis, this is one of your shadowy right wing dark money propaganda outlets and what do you know they’re making conspiracy theories about the DSA and how the democratic socialist are really the enemy when the reality is the precarious state folks are republicans.

Precarious State @precariousstate.bsky.social · 6d

The #DSA has quietly overhauled its platform, removing long-standing language on abolishing prisons, ending misdemeanors, and defunding police.

We published the old version. The rewrite says a lot, and it’s worth asking the question: WHY?

https://precariousstate.com/dsa-updates-its-site

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Cartilage Pizza @cartilagepizza.bsky.social · 4d

One of the benefits of walking over being in a motor vehicle is that it’s hard to write on walls from the inside of a vehicle

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Cartilage Pizza @cartilagepizza.bsky.social · 4d

This is the periodic shout into the void that municipal alternative infrastructure include various types of Sweet Jumps

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Cartilage Pizza @cartilagepizza.bsky.social · 4d

I would love to visit Hagland :)

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Cartilage Pizza @cartilagepizza.bsky.social · 4d

He never fails to disappoint!

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Cartilage Pizza @cartilagepizza.bsky.social · 4d

Everybody at some point in their life trips and falls and accidentally delete all their text messages oblivious to the federal operation happening with assistance of the agency they have control over oops!

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Cartilage Pizza @cartilagepizza.bsky.social · 4d

Where is the draft folder here filled with the spiciest takes one would need to be brave or reckless to post

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Hex Anderson @dexanderson.com · 4d

Oh so the day that Frey erased his texts and calls with his police chief was the day of the ICE raid on Lake? Oh.

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NoINGSOC @noingsoc.bsky.social · 4d

Wankpanzer

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SaxAddict 🎷 🎗🇺🇸 @saxaddict.bsky.social · 5d

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Cartilage Pizza @cartilagepizza.bsky.social · 4d

*i can’t remember what the sport is at this moment as the playing field covers multiple dimensions and parts of this planes’ memories are stuck in transit who

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Cartilage Pizza @cartilagepizza.bsky.social · 4d

I’m the world champion of a sport I made up* and I’m having a hard time finding a sponsor if you know anyone

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Cartilage Pizza @cartilagepizza.bsky.social · 4d

Ms. Rachel 🤝 Mr. Rogers
Anarcho Rachel/Rogerism 📚🏴

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Cartilage Pizza @cartilagepizza.bsky.social · 6d

I went to zombie bar because I heard they have a gory hole

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The Onion @theonion.com · 7d

Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately https://theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-people-confirm-they-don-t-need-spec-1839033177/

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Cartilage Pizza @cartilagepizza.bsky.social · 8d

Anarcho-Fred Rogerist 🏴🤝

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Cartilage Pizza @cartilagepizza.bsky.social · 8d

I try my best to be the helper Fred Rogers said to look out for

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Cartilage Pizza @cartilagepizza.bsky.social · 10d

Similarly with boats

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Cartilage Pizza @cartilagepizza.bsky.social · 10d

When one refers to the human area of an airplane that’s called the cabin which makes me think of a small rural dwelling with wings

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Cartilage Pizza @cartilagepizza.bsky.social · 11d

I’m not one to comment on peoples appearances usually, but I believe Jacob Frey has giant crows feet because at some point he was media trained that squinting the outside of your eyes makes your smile look more genuine and believable

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Cartilage Pizza @cartilagepizza.bsky.social · 12d

“We’re cooked!”
Some of us are baked tyvm

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