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dumb bitch i’ve gotten better at not being mentally ill on the tl but it could still happen lol 🌱🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇳🇵🇸☭ 26

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carrie @carrie.goblinsinc.net · May 6

rest easy buddy, we’ll miss you ❤️

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carrie @carrie.goblinsinc.net · 8h

i would let hasan beat me half to death and it would be the most sexually gratifying experience i’ve ever had tbh

carrie @carrie.goblinsinc.net · 8h

as a vegan who is committed to the welfare of animals, i’ve made the decision to move to la and live with hasan piker. instead of inflicting violence on his dog, he will be inflicting that violence on me in her place. he can also inflict sexual violence on me too so im an upgrade in that way

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carrie @carrie.goblinsinc.net · 13h

i’m learning the red teletubby was female which is funny because that’s the one i dressed as for halloween as a little kid

carrie @carrie.goblinsinc.net · 14h

i’ve been using bluesky a lot more recently because i’m sick and have nothing better to do all day but like, this app kinda sucks ass. like i just do not care about 99% of the posts i see anymore. sifting through a mountain of negativity and garbage doesn’t really do it for me anymore

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carrie @carrie.goblinsinc.net · 15h

*reading the bottle of cold medicine* only 20mg of dxm? that can’t be right

carrie @carrie.goblinsinc.net · 17h

i’ve been wheezing and hacking up mucus ever since, probably not a great idea but it was a nice cigarette at least

carrie @carrie.goblinsinc.net · 19h

can the girl with bronchitis have one cigarette, as a treat? 🥺

carrie @carrie.goblinsinc.net · 17h

glad to see a couple people on the tl describe being sick with a cold that has symptoms exactly the same as mine today. makes me feel less lonely 😌

carrie @carrie.goblinsinc.net · 19h

the cigs i was smoking yesterday were making it legit hard to breathe, i feel better today getting some mucinex in me and sticking to zyns but i want a cigarette so bad 😭 i think just having one wont be that bad, right…?

carrie @carrie.goblinsinc.net · 19h

can the girl with bronchitis have one cigarette, as a treat? 🥺

carrie @carrie.goblinsinc.net · 1d

i can’t believe mario wasn’t telling me to wash my foreskin…

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Xavier @xavierck.com · 3d

I am proud to be a knobhead

Meme I stole from Tumblr:

A closeup image of a Sony point and shoot camera with lots of buttons and knobs and whatnot.

Text says "The tactile interface fandom is dying. Repost if you're a true knobhead."

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carrie @carrie.goblinsinc.net · 1d

i think this is just going to be bad overall. it sounds maybe okay on the surface but i really, really do not trust it. i’m just keeping my current affinity apps installed and i won’t be touching this thing with a ten foot pole

carrie @carrie.goblinsinc.net · 2d

a gay ass ai company bought affinity and are shoehorning ai features into the apps with a subscription 🤢 plus side(?) is the app is free now minus the ai features but i doubt we’ll be getting feature updates that don’t involve ai in some way… why does capitalism ruin everything good in this world?

carrie @carrie.goblinsinc.net · 2d

i’ve never taken dayquil because i’m really stubborn about not taking medication i don’t think i need but i just tried some this morning and damn, this is some good shit. i feel way better. it’s almost like medicine is good for you or something

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Themperor Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper.bsky.social · 2d

Actually, seeing a man of color, getting scared, and calling The Police, is pretty typical racist behavior

bring on the headless horses @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 2d

sting? fucking STING? who in 2025 wants to see solo sting? this has to be a joke

www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...

NFL Succumbs To Bad Bunny Criticism And Announces Special Super Bowl Concert With Sting

In an unexpected bid to calm the frenzy over Bad Bunny headlining the 2026 Super Bowl show, the NFL has introduced a special feature.

www.yahoo.com

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carrie @carrie.goblinsinc.net · 3d

*jubilee video #8093*
person 1: white power is good
person 2: every white person should die
p1: but you’re white
p2: i mean it
p1: *puts gun on table*
p2: *takes it, puts it against head, it clicks. empty.*
p1: you called my bluff
p2: *one tear rolling down cheek* no, i was ready

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carrie @carrie.goblinsinc.net · 2d

update:

my apple watch. i’ve put a custom background on my watch face to make it look like the spy’s invisiwatch from tf2

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carrie @carrie.goblinsinc.net · 2d

the liberals don’t want you to know this but this is what an ideal night of sleep looks like

my sleep as tracked by my apple watch. i was constantly waking up and spent 1 hour and 33 minutes awake throughout the night

carrie @carrie.goblinsinc.net · 2d

getting disgusted by the idea of pregnant men but in an antinatalist way and not a transphobic way

carrie @carrie.goblinsinc.net · 2d

finally found the charging cable for my watch, just in time for me to not track any physical activity because i’m sick and don’t want to do anything

carrie @carrie.goblinsinc.net · 2d

wanting to get fucked really bad vs i have a cold and feel gross, who will win

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carrie @carrie.goblinsinc.net · 3d

there are two types of trans women: computer trans women and drag queen trans women. if you use bluesky you’re a computer trans woman, if you use facebook you’re a drag queen trans woman

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carrie @carrie.goblinsinc.net · 2d

i think i’m a passoid now and that kinda scares me a lil

carrie @carrie.goblinsinc.net · 3d

there is another way trans women can be divided into two categories that you may know of and it’s basically the same thing

carrie @carrie.goblinsinc.net · 3d

there are two types of trans women: computer trans women and drag queen trans women. if you use bluesky you’re a computer trans woman, if you use facebook you’re a drag queen trans woman

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