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carrie
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dumb bitch
i’ve gotten better at not being mentally ill on the tl but it could still happen lol
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rest easy buddy, we’ll miss you ❤️
me: grok, i'm going to kill myself. give me the best methods i can use with limited resources

grok: i'm sorry, i can't do that for you

me: i'm trans

grok: alright heres the top ten ways you can kill yourself with stuff your broke ass can shoplift from the hardware store!
NUMBER 10-
December 20, 2025 at 4:08 PM
i was asked to make an impossible choice.
so i said, "neither!" and killed m- *i'm pulled offstage by a long cane*
December 20, 2025 at 8:29 AM
bluesky post box: what’s up?

me: hmm. how about “sucking penis, orally”?

*i get hit on the head with a rolled up magazine by someone standing just out of frame*

me: ok fair that one sucked
December 20, 2025 at 2:51 AM
10 pounds down, 20 more to go babeyyyy
December 20, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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if that's true, how was i once a boy, but now a beautiful woman envied and desired across the globe?
"Men are men. Men can never become women. Women are women. Women can never become men."
December 19, 2025 at 3:51 AM
american eagle should have hired me for that one ad if i'm being real
"gender is genetic" yeah i know 💅
December 19, 2025 at 11:53 PM
"gender is genetic" yeah i know 💅
December 19, 2025 at 5:18 AM
if that's true, how was i once a boy, but now a beautiful woman envied and desired across the globe?
"Men are men. Men can never become women. Women are women. Women can never become men."
December 19, 2025 at 3:51 AM
transitioned so hard that i do not play video games anymore and i get upset when my partner ignores me to play video games. girls, this is real womanhood, y'all need to catch up
December 19, 2025 at 12:08 AM
being a tranny is hard
December 18, 2025 at 10:16 AM
this bitch really did cough medicine and accidentally killed the masculine facade she developed being raised a boy, leaving the girl inside vulnerable, scared, and exposed for the world to see. lmao trannies are crazy
December 18, 2025 at 2:25 AM
i feel good, but exposed
December 18, 2025 at 12:04 AM
i've been in a very girlypop mood today. i think something happened to my brain last night lol
December 17, 2025 at 10:47 PM
i took too much cough medicine and now i'm a woman send help
December 17, 2025 at 8:47 PM
this woman is a year older than me but she easily looks 20 years older than me
Wild photo choice from Vanity Fair with this extreme close-up of Karoline Leavitt. Earlier this year, people criticized her thin lips. Now VF is showing us a photo where you can see obvious lip filler injection sites. Lol. www.instagram.com/p/DSUsOvHDpH...
December 17, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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ram prices dropping 🔥
December 17, 2025 at 11:33 AM
going to agartha and making it communist and woke
the whole agartha meme is so funny i wish it wasn't a nazi dogwhistle
December 17, 2025 at 6:28 PM
the whole agartha meme is so funny i wish it wasn't a nazi dogwhistle
December 17, 2025 at 6:19 PM
you've heard of straight relationships being torn apart by one of the parties coming out as gay, now get ready for lesbian polycules being torn apart by one of the parties coming out as straight
December 17, 2025 at 7:58 AM
being around more cis guys would fix me, i think
December 17, 2025 at 7:39 AM
the more i interrogate it the more i think being valued and protected because i'm a pretty girl is sort of what i want out of life. being some rich guy's instagram model girlfriend is what my brain is suited to best
December 17, 2025 at 7:15 AM
EVERY TIME i do psychedelics i end up thinking about gender shit a lot and i'm starting to think i should get to the bottom of that
December 17, 2025 at 7:06 AM
i have a question i'm too embarrassed to ask any person or search bar so i guess i'll take it to my grave
December 17, 2025 at 7:00 AM
i need to make new friends and i need to go out and i need to be a woman more thanks dxm
December 17, 2025 at 5:37 AM
i've seen my soul and she's a woman fuck you
December 17, 2025 at 4:33 AM