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the figlet who stole mistmas
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they sent me on the white goose quest when i was asleep , at whichpoint jordeen& mishy came back from crawdadaðen in the crick. i shall not speculate on the small ones great ambition at this time
December 18, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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I'm coming to your organization
December 18, 2025 at 2:58 PM
in my 'scud pucket' forme, i push against something i cannot name
December 18, 2025 at 2:59 PM
i have this epicc fat face which is happily getting embroiled in shit
December 17, 2025 at 11:17 PM
some would place a curse regarding my gentle nerdy appearance.
December 16, 2025 at 7:56 PM
me: i gotta take a shit. i wanna take a shit
Fabiana: i wonder if the animal crossing people ever experienced a self-righteous suicide
me: angles deserve too die ?
sharplizard12: im scheduling all of you controlled substance. do not say such things about crapping
December 15, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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electronic artists today are all called like NULL_POINTR_ but they used to be called The Funky Juice Man
December 11, 2025 at 5:48 PM
fungi will solve all our problems. forexample. knowing all differnt mushrooms basically gives you unlimited passwords. your welcome
December 12, 2025 at 3:54 PM
longtime i have captured goose pics on my devices. but this is my first stranger vibing with goose pic
December 12, 2025 at 2:21 AM
sensory solutions for me? sensory solutions for dingus?
December 9, 2025 at 11:55 PM
The Contamination Sisters🌚🌝are waiting for you to come watch there cartoon on what to do for agar food plate in case you didnt know!
December 9, 2025 at 7:33 PM
when you grow up from a baby, with stupid nutrition, the world respects you
December 9, 2025 at 7:31 PM
new age whale song tape playing over my boss telling us to work faster. soil health text book printed over the texture of vanity
December 8, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Disgraced Elm: im gonna need you to holler terrible things. it has always been my great ambition to turn you evil
me: im cranking the lever! AMMONIA! NITRITE! NITRATE! SUNSPOT! SUNSPOT!
Disgraced Elm: 😳my loathsome pet..
December 6, 2025 at 3:27 PM
unfortunately as you proceed in basic field mycology you realize you need a good microscope and the ability to collect and mail a mobile fungarium to a nerd on the west coast with a pcr machine but at least they put a big blackhawks jersey on the brachiosaurus in concourse B at o'hare
December 4, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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I love slithering around
December 3, 2025 at 1:03 AM
stereum lobatum ever lives in the shadow of trametes versicolor. this may be helpful for those just begin. however, i believe common name should be copperpenny tato chip, or perhaps the lobed figlet.
December 2, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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Robots are really good at sending down into the sewers to fight the worm colonies from what I have seen
November 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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the poop is coming to your house
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 PM
my sleep deprivation hangover is the swaggiest for world. you cannot even oppose me because i am insubstantial and therefore Online
November 26, 2025 at 3:22 PM
im going to horsetown usa. ill stay as long as they cant detect me
November 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM