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Jacob Summers
@captainvalhalla.bsky.social
Owner and founder of @barsandstripesfitnessllc
Dogs | Weights | Food | Books | Comics

https://linktr.ee/captainvalhalla
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I’m about:

💪🏻Working out #gym
💪🏻Reading #books
💪🏻Tabletop strategy games #tabletop
💪🏻Dogs #chihuahua

I’m a:
👉🏻Coach
👉🏻Third party voter
👉🏻Pansexual
👉🏻Romance cover model
👉🏻Business owner
👉🏻Omnist

Anyone know who I should follow on here?
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So many have wounds we can't see, and may take the longest to heal in @captainvalhalla.bsky.social's #ThursThreads tale. Have you tied on a tale yet? #FlashFiction #WriterSky #WritingPrompt siobhanmuir.com/thursthreads...
#ThursThreads – Tying Tales Together – Week 658 – Siobhan Muir
siobhanmuir.com
May 1, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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#ThursThreads Week 658 Winners blog is up. Congrats to 30X WINNER @davidaludwig.bsky.social and HM Silver James. Great thanks to @captainvalhalla.bsky.social for judging this week. Check out his comments and the winning tale. #WritingCommunity #FlashFiction siobhanmuir.com/thursthreads...
May 2, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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#ThursThreads Week 658 is now LIVE. Come tie on your tale for judge @captainvalhalla.bsky.social + bring your most exciting flash. Ready to tie on your tale? @mysoulstears.bsky.social @gorashade.bsky.social @drmag00.bsky.social #FlashFiction #WriterSky #WritingPrompt siobhanmuir.com/thursthreads...
May 1, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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Are y'all ready for #ThursThreads tomorrow? @captainvalhalla.bsky.social is our judge and he's lookin' forward to your tales. What kind of tale can you tie on? #FlashFiction #WriterSky #WritingPrompt siobhanmuir.com/blog
April 30, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Ain’t ever been accused of being quiet…

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April 7, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I look so tired here
World and mental health is on fire, but at least I have paint night with friends

@captainvalhalla.bsky.social
@thearchgoblin.bsky.social

[ #Wip | #Minipainting | #Warhammer ]
March 31, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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He’s going to kill us. This isn’t hard to figure out.
March 26, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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You can always tell when someone is lying, they'll go over and beyond with a huge explanation, with all lies to cover up the truth, with more lies. Very unqualified, incompetent, stupid clowns! 💩🤡
Hegseth: My job, as it said, on top of that, everybody's seen it now. Team update is to provide updates in real time, general updates in real time. Keep everybody informed. That's what I did. That's my job.
March 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Texted LITERALLY WAR PLANS
March 26, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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Bennet: Did you know the President’s Middle East advisor was in Moscow on this thread? This sloppiness, this incompetence, this disrespect for our intelligence agencies and the personnel who work for him is entirely unacceptable. It's an embarrassment
March 25, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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🚨NEW: Donald Trump links targeting of law firms to election denialism. When asked about corporate clients pressuring law firms to capitulate to his demands, he responded: “Law firms have to behave themselves… having to do with the elections and other things, they behaved very badly, very wrongly.”
March 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Uh oh the Trump administration accidentally added us to their group chat
March 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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For those wondering, that's a direct quote from Pete Hegseth in 2016.
March 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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The Trump administration asked the Supreme Court to block a ruling from a federal judge who ordered it to rehire thousands of fired federal workers.
March 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Anyone have any idea how many students loan holders this impacts ?

www.kvue.com/article/news...
Austin attorney sues Department of Education after seeing her student loan payments skyrocket
The attorney claims she was not informed in advance about the removal of income-driven repayment plans.
www.kvue.com
March 23, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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Someone is feeling threatened
March 24, 2025 at 9:20 AM
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March 23, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I rarely show leg progress pix. But not because I’m ashamed of them. I’ve built some good size and I’m working on definition. I just have a hard time photographing them. Anyway, here’s post leg day results.
March 22, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Me: Buys 50 boneless wings

Restaurant: Hands me 4 sets of utensils

Me: I won’t be needing these
March 20, 2025 at 10:07 PM
There has GOT to be a word for “so burnt out you’re ready to burn it all down.”

Surely the Germans have a word for it. They have a word for everything.
March 20, 2025 at 9:10 PM
That mood and face when you max out Push Press but your pants keep falling down.
March 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
275 for 1! This matches my all time PR! Last time I did this, it was 7+ years ago and it took my shoulder with it! Tonight felt like I had at least 5 more pounds!
March 20, 2025 at 12:06 AM
“You post too many shirtless thirst traps. You KNOW what you’re doing!”

Well, I AM a cover model, bodybuilder, own a gym, read romance, write romance, and have been almost naked in front of audiences many times. So welcome to the obvious.
March 19, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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March 18, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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March 18, 2025 at 1:20 AM