CaptainTightpants12
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Gunna try so hard to only rant about the Yankees on here. The rest can be shouted into the void.
Did not see Clarke Schmidt getting a contract here, but I guess they wanna keep a good relationship going.
November 21, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Did not see Clarke Schmidt getting a contract here, but I guess they wanna keep a good relationship going.
This offseason seems weird.
November 19, 2025 at 3:47 AM
This offseason seems weird.
Yankees gotta improve the offense in 2026, with Grisham unexpectedly back they should consider Tucker and/or Bichette a lot more because as much as I love Belli, that’s just running it back at that point and that’s a bad plan even if you’re a Wells believer like me.
November 19, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Yankees gotta improve the offense in 2026, with Grisham unexpectedly back they should consider Tucker and/or Bichette a lot more because as much as I love Belli, that’s just running it back at that point and that’s a bad plan even if you’re a Wells believer like me.
Make no mistake, Grisham on a one-year deal is not a bad deal. It's more about how it becomes Belli vs. a bigger fish. Bringing back Belli just gives us the same offense as last year which we needed to improve on. That leaves just SS/3B as places to possibly upgrade and that ain't great.
November 18, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Make no mistake, Grisham on a one-year deal is not a bad deal. It's more about how it becomes Belli vs. a bigger fish. Bringing back Belli just gives us the same offense as last year which we needed to improve on. That leaves just SS/3B as places to possibly upgrade and that ain't great.
Says a lot about what the vibe is among teams that Grisham took the qualifying offer over cashing in on the year he just had. Probably his career year and could've gotten 3-4 year deal. If he struggles in 2026, he'll be back in the low teens on a year or two at best.
November 18, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Says a lot about what the vibe is among teams that Grisham took the qualifying offer over cashing in on the year he just had. Probably his career year and could've gotten 3-4 year deal. If he struggles in 2026, he'll be back in the low teens on a year or two at best.
Holy shit, Trent Grisham accepted the QO.
November 18, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Holy shit, Trent Grisham accepted the QO.
Seeing Juan Soto comment on Aaron Judge’s MVP post is hitting me in all the feels. Are the Mets ready to salary dump him yet?
November 18, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Seeing Juan Soto comment on Aaron Judge’s MVP post is hitting me in all the feels. Are the Mets ready to salary dump him yet?
Such an easy call to bring back Yarbrough. Can use him in a variety of ways. Good lefty. Excellent call.
November 17, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Such an easy call to bring back Yarbrough. Can use him in a variety of ways. Good lefty. Excellent call.
I am so hyped for baseball all over again. Trade for Tatis, resign Belli, gimme Imai, a couple of relievers, and hell get Kraken and Okamoto for the bench and let’s win this thing.
ALL RISE (AGAIN).
Aaron Judge has been named the AL MVP, the third of his career.
Aaron Judge has been named the AL MVP, the third of his career.
November 14, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I am so hyped for baseball all over again. Trade for Tatis, resign Belli, gimme Imai, a couple of relievers, and hell get Kraken and Okamoto for the bench and let’s win this thing.
My Captain, the three time MVP.
November 14, 2025 at 12:56 AM
My Captain, the three time MVP.
1000% this.
Teams often slash payroll ahead of a sale. If the Yankees trade for Fernando Tatis Jr. and give me even just one season of Tatis and Jazz as teammates, I'm willing to forgive them for every Josh Donaldson at-bat and Marcus Stroman inning I had to watch.
November 13, 2025 at 6:16 PM
1000% this.
I’m starting to get hyped about Imai. I didn’t expect that coming into the winter.
November 12, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I’m starting to get hyped about Imai. I didn’t expect that coming into the winter.
Nobody loves Jonny Lasagna more than me, but this was an easy call. I hope they get them back on a cheap deal though.
November 5, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Nobody loves Jonny Lasagna more than me, but this was an easy call. I hope they get them back on a cheap deal though.
In a bullpen full of ass arms, Tim Hill was an easy call to bring back.
November 5, 2025 at 2:55 PM
In a bullpen full of ass arms, Tim Hill was an easy call to bring back.
This is how it’s done, Hal. Use your market advantage to get the best players. The fans deserve a team that will use every advantage to win a World Series. We deserve better. Sign all the guys. Tucker, Belli, Bo, relievers, give us a winner. Dodgers are using the Yankees blueprint. Take it back.
As much as I hate the Dodgers, I don’t want the Jays to win because it’ll just fuel the fire that spending money doesn’t lead to championships and Hal will eat that shit up.
November 2, 2025 at 4:42 AM
This is how it’s done, Hal. Use your market advantage to get the best players. The fans deserve a team that will use every advantage to win a World Series. We deserve better. Sign all the guys. Tucker, Belli, Bo, relievers, give us a winner. Dodgers are using the Yankees blueprint. Take it back.
If Yamamoto closes this out, he will have earned the rest of his contract without another inning pitched.
November 2, 2025 at 4:11 AM
If Yamamoto closes this out, he will have earned the rest of his contract without another inning pitched.
The Dodgers are asking everything of Yamamoto.
November 2, 2025 at 3:30 AM
The Dodgers are asking everything of Yamamoto.
This is insane. Vladdy gunna get added to Canadian currency. Feel it.
November 2, 2025 at 3:18 AM
This is insane. Vladdy gunna get added to Canadian currency. Feel it.
As much as I hate the Dodgers, I don’t want the Jays to win because it’ll just fuel the fire that spending money doesn’t lead to championships and Hal will eat that shit up.
November 2, 2025 at 2:13 AM
As much as I hate the Dodgers, I don’t want the Jays to win because it’ll just fuel the fire that spending money doesn’t lead to championships and Hal will eat that shit up.
Fuck it. Sign Tucker, Belli, and Bo. Spend the money, Hal.
November 2, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Fuck it. Sign Tucker, Belli, and Bo. Spend the money, Hal.
What the fuck is Barger doing there? Dude looks like a Yankee base runner.
November 1, 2025 at 3:13 AM
What the fuck is Barger doing there? Dude looks like a Yankee base runner.
We’ve gone from me expecting to see Game 7 to obviously Ernie Clement is gunna do something so Toronto wins this.
November 1, 2025 at 3:10 AM
We’ve gone from me expecting to see Game 7 to obviously Ernie Clement is gunna do something so Toronto wins this.
Get me Antoan Richardson as the base running coach, Ron Washington as the fielding coach. Please, Yankees.
October 31, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Get me Antoan Richardson as the base running coach, Ron Washington as the fielding coach. Please, Yankees.
Dafuck did I just read? Is he made of rubber?
Yoshinobu Yamamoto, the Dodgers' starting pitcher in Game 2, is warming up to pitch in the 18th inning.
He threw 105 pitches on Saturday.
He threw 105 pitches on Saturday.
October 28, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Dafuck did I just read? Is he made of rubber?
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Yankees have done their share of stupid shit this decade but at least they never traded Literally Mookie Betts
October 28, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Yankees have done their share of stupid shit this decade but at least they never traded Literally Mookie Betts