CaptainTightpants12
@captaintightpants12.com
Gunna try so hard to only rant about the Yankees on here. The rest can be shouted into the void.
Sorry, Vladdy, I’m taking that all night.
October 9, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Sorry, Vladdy, I’m taking that all night.
Please, just win the series.
September 4, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Please, just win the series.
Do that shit again, Yankees.
September 4, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Do that shit again, Yankees.
Don’t embarrass me.
September 2, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Don’t embarrass me.
Don’t embarrass me, Yankees.
August 24, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Don’t embarrass me, Yankees.
So obvious we should lose this game that we are gunna win, right?
August 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM
So obvious we should lose this game that we are gunna win, right?
Win something, fuckers.
August 22, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Win something, fuckers.
Let’s do this shit.
August 21, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Let’s do this shit.
My favorite doctor and companion.
August 9, 2025 at 3:28 AM
My favorite doctor and companion.
Pitches like this really make it hard to imagine why he can’t get the job done.
August 9, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Pitches like this really make it hard to imagine why he can’t get the job done.
There must be something seriously wrong with me that I’m back to be humiliated yet again by this fucking team.
August 6, 2025 at 6:20 PM
There must be something seriously wrong with me that I’m back to be humiliated yet again by this fucking team.
Please god, be good for a change.
August 5, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Please god, be good for a change.
Please don’t embarrass me, boys.
August 4, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Please don’t embarrass me, boys.
Bullpen fucked me up this year.
December 31, 2024 at 9:11 PM
Bullpen fucked me up this year.
Because duh. He went to the Mets because he’s got escalators that’ll put him over $800M when it’s all said and done. Nothing more, nothing less. It was about money. And that’s his right. Let’s all move on.
December 20, 2024 at 6:41 PM
Because duh. He went to the Mets because he’s got escalators that’ll put him over $800M when it’s all said and done. Nothing more, nothing less. It was about money. And that’s his right. Let’s all move on.
Name a show you’re positive no one remembers but you.
November 22, 2024 at 3:19 AM
Name a show you’re positive no one remembers but you.