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Captain Desdi, arguably the best cheflet
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Fan of yinglets, silliness, cats, sewing, writing, and crafts. 18+ cuz I'm 18+. Married. She/they. Trans rights are human rights. I'm on tumblr as @desdinonniying. Banner by @lenoratheyinglet.bsky.social
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Captain Desdi, arguably the best cheflet @captaindesdi.bsky.social · Mar 30
Just gonna pin some arts here for refs...
From left to right, @captinironfist.bsky.social @lunnetmoonsnake.bsky.social @benthicsiren.bsky.social
Hi! I'm Desdi Floof, Zheytriarch of Coze, arguably za best chef in za enclave, AKA Captain Desdi! She/Zhey/They.
Desdi wearing a chef hat, by @captinironfist.bsky.social Desdi wearing a chef hat, apron, and purple shorts, in front of a cauldron of green chowder. She offers a ladle of chowder to you and winks. "You look hungry. Would you like some Swamp Chowder?" Art by @lunnetmoonsnake.bsky.social Desdi in a black sports bra and black biker shorts, adding ingredients to and stirring glowing green chowder. Art by my wife @benthicsiren.bsky.social, sometimes known as Plume.
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Quick little drawing of my wifey, Plume, and me smooching.
captaindesdi.bsky.social Captain Desdi, arguably the best cheflet @captaindesdi.bsky.social · 19h
OK, it was more like 48 hours, but here are yinglets kissing.
Plume and Desdi, two yinglets, smooch.
December 3, 2025 at 3:24 AM
captaindesdi.bsky.social
Trust me, I'm a doctor*

*I am not any kind of medical professional.
Desdi, a yinglet, looking tired, leaning on a cane. "Za patient needs scav bites to live." Reference to that House MD meme. Desdi, tired looking, pours tic tacs into her mouth. Someone off screen says "Nooo, not my mints!" Reference to House MD trope.
December 2, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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benthicsiren.bsky.social
Penny the Doll, 3
a doll wanders out of an alleyway, thru an uncaring city. she contemplates what to do - in particular referring to returning to some unknown Sera - before finding herself at a shop with a sign that says "The Dollmaker" Text in order reads: "Okay, so Sera ditched me, but maybe the spell worked?" "But what now? Without a witch, I'll go still again soon." "There has to be some way..." "I could go back to Sera - no, I clearly failed her." "Maybe another witch could take me in?" "...but then, who even wo-" "Yeah okay that's probably worth a shot."
November 29, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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captinironfist.bsky.social
Right. I've not done zhis in a while.

Hi! I'm trying to save up for a car, so zhat I can finally fix some of zhe wrongs in my life, AND be able to get a new job for better pay.
If you would like to help zhis little scav out. Here's a link to my Ko-fi:

ko-fi.com/thiccqueerky...
November 28, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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irregularnevrean.bsky.social
Scratched something on paper during work.

Yinglets are by Valsalia!
November 28, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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scalieshutterbug.yip.monster
Aaaaaa, I forgot to give them a tail last night!!! 😭

There, flashy sneakers kobold now has a tail! 😊
A happy pink kobold wears a pair of black sneakers with red lights built into them. They're cheering, saying "Yeah! Woohoo! Yay! Yeah!". I forgot to draw their tail in the original version of this drawing, so I added it in.
November 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
captaindesdi.bsky.social
We went to a trans punk concert charity last Friday. Zhis conversation happened.
Desdi and Plume, two yinglets. Desdi, with heart eyes: "Whoa. Girl from Gorl and a Clown is hot." Plume, looking annoyed: "Wow, Desdi being attracted to a trans woman musician? Groundbreaking." Arrow points to Plume, saying "is a trans woman musician and Desdi's wife."
November 26, 2025 at 12:26 PM
captaindesdi.bsky.social
Heazhers.
Yingified Veronica and Heather M from Heathers. Veronica, angry: If Heazher and Kurt and Ram jumped off a bridge, would you? Veronica and Heather M from Heathers as yinglets. Veronica looks distressed. Heazher looks down. "Probably."
November 26, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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benthicsiren.bsky.social
Penny the Doll, 2
dark tendrils reach for the abandoned doll the abandoned doll is lifted into the air by the tendrils, charged with some sort of energy the doll is dropped and lands on its rear with a "thud" the doll gets up and thinks to itself, "ugh...what was that?"
November 23, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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benthicsiren.bsky.social
Penny the Doll, 1
a wooden ball joint doll, slumped against a wall eyes stare at the doll POOR THING... ...SPIRIT AND BODY, BUT NO ANIMUS... LET'S FIX THAT
November 15, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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lunnetmoonsnake.bsky.social
🌙 A scav and its zhoughts
Lunnet the yinglet, floating in almost a sitting position with its limbs out. It has yellow fur, a cream belly, blue eyes, green hair, and brown limbs. It has a green tailpoof. It wears a silver moon and gold four pointed star earring in its left ear. Several items surround Lunnet. All of them are crudely colored -some yellow stars -a pale crescent moon -a clam -a glass of water -a cup of coffee, steaming -a lit orange BIC lighter -some waves -a salmon -the phases of the moon -WEH -the halo of the sun from silent hill -the symbol for Virgo
November 22, 2025 at 4:53 AM
captaindesdi.bsky.social
I fucking hate AI. And sometimes I hate my workplace.
Za IT company is working on making a policy RE AI usage. Boss said so in a staff meeting.
Desdi and another yinglet, bearded, sit on stools and look uncomfortable. Off screen, people are speaking. "...So regarding AI usage, please let me know every time you use it, and don't put in any identifying information." "OK, so can I use it to make my worksheets?" "Can I still use it to make powerpoints?" Desdi raises hand. "Hey, just an FYI, AI is really bad for za environment." Bearded yinglet raises hand. "Yeah, extremely bad." Desdi: "Also it's zheft. Please don't use it." Bearded yinglet: "Please do not use it." Off screen: "... OK but can I use it to make a list of goals... blah blah blah." Desdi and bearded yinglet looking pissed and defeated. Bearded yinglet: "I love how we're za only ones concerned." Desdi: "Yep." Caption at the bottom: This really happened.
November 21, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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benthicsiren.bsky.social
"we have Tom Waits at home"
November 20, 2025 at 12:44 AM
captaindesdi.bsky.social
Share a TV series you've watched from beginning to end more than once.
November 19, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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lunnetmoonsnake.bsky.social
🌙 Floating, bobbing
November 16, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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MY WIFE DOES SUCH GOOD ART.
benthicsiren.bsky.social XanSea @benthicsiren.bsky.social · 17d
Penny the Doll, 1
a wooden ball joint doll, slumped against a wall eyes stare at the doll POOR THING... ...SPIRIT AND BODY, BUT NO ANIMUS... LET'S FIX THAT
November 15, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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abbysitter.bsky.social
Uppies?
November 15, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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lunnetmoonsnake.bsky.social
🌙 Floating banana
Lunnet the yinglet, suspended and dangling from five balloons. They have trans flag colors. She has yellow fur, a cream belly, green hair and a tailpoof, and brown limbs. She has blue eyes. She has earrings with a moon and four pointed star
November 15, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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lunnetmoonsnake.bsky.social
🦋 Doing that weird intimidating(?) crab walk thing cats do
Lumen the yinglet, running past the viewer doing that crab walk thing cats do. It has purple fur, a grey belly, pale green hair and a small tailpoof, and blue eyes with no pupils. It is unnaturally creepily long. It says SCREEEEEEEEEEE
November 14, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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kur0nicle.bsky.social
Yinglet POV: You see a big scrumptious clam.

mmmm yummi clem :>

#yinglet #outofplacers #animation #gif
November 12, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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scalieshutterbug.yip.monster
And here's today's drawing. 😄

Kobolds... In space!!! 😳

I wonder where they're going? 😮
Three kobolds, one lime green, one pink and one red are passengers in a blue and red rocket ship with three windows.
November 11, 2025 at 8:16 AM
captaindesdi.bsky.social
Kim Davis (za anti gay marriage lady) needs to get over it. It's been a decade since national legalization. She lost her case. She needs to find a more important vendetta, like child hunger or somezhing.
November 11, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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bodegacats.bsky.social
November 9, 2025 at 8:27 PM
captaindesdi.bsky.social
Zhis just popped in my head last night and I had to draw it.

... anyone want a pup cup?
Leetol Shit, a yinglet, sits in a car seat, looking absolutely pleased. Someone, probably a human, off screen speaks, implied to be via a Starbucks/Scavbucks drivethrough. Person: "I'll have a venti iced chai latte - " Leetol Shit: "And a pup cup!" Person: "*sigh* And a pup cup." Leetol Shit: "Yay!" 1. Leetol Shit, a yinglet, in the car seat, holding their pup cup and licking the whipped cream from the bottom of it. They make the sound effects of "schlorp schlorp" and "mlem mlem" several times. Person from off screen: "It's literally whipped cream. You could have made one at home." 2. Leetol Shit has the cup over their snoot, no hands, and they continue to mlem and schlorp the whipped cream from it. Person from off screen: "*sigh* Desdi's gonna kill me for ruining your appetite before dinner."
November 6, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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berrygender.bsky.social
Yinglet speech
November 2, 2025 at 12:32 PM