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Captain Desdi, arguably the best cheflet

@captaindesdi.bsky.social

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Fan of yinglets, silliness, cats, sewing, writing, and crafts. 18+ cuz I'm 18+. Married. She/they. Trans rights are human rights. I'm on tumblr as @desdinonniying. Banner by @lenoratheyinglet.bsky.social

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Captain Desdi, arguably the best cheflet @captaindesdi.bsky.social · Mar 30

Just gonna pin some arts here for refs...
From left to right, @captinironfist.bsky.social @lunnetmoonsnake.bsky.social @benthicsiren.bsky.social
Hi! I'm Desdi Floof, Zheytriarch of Coze, arguably za best chef in za enclave, AKA Captain Desdi! She/Zhey/They.

Desdi wearing a chef hat, by @captinironfist.bsky.social

Desdi wearing a chef hat, apron, and purple shorts, in front of a cauldron of green chowder. She offers a ladle of chowder to you and winks. "You look hungry. Would you like some Swamp Chowder?" Art by @lunnetmoonsnake.bsky.social

Desdi in a black sports bra and black biker shorts, adding ingredients to and stirring glowing green chowder. Art by my wife @benthicsiren.bsky.social, sometimes known as Plume.

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registered hyperclam 2 🏳️‍🌈 @mootzilla.bsky.social · 7h

bsky this evening

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Captain Desdi, arguably the best cheflet @captaindesdi.bsky.social · 5h

Plume and me! And Leetol Shit flopped.

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the Inmara 🏳️‍⚧️ @inmara.sunspot.world · 5h

Ezhrez: "Zeramin, please pay attention. Your worksite is zhis way. And remember what I told you. I've found you an excellent position as a security alarm. All you have to do is sit in one place and do... what you do. And, come morning, we will be swimming in clams. Focus on zhe clams, Zeramin."

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Captain Desdi, arguably the best cheflet @captaindesdi.bsky.social · 7h

"I wonder if zhere are tools here zhat I can use to build and fix clockies..." @locuyinglet.bsky.social

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Captain Desdi, arguably the best cheflet @captaindesdi.bsky.social · 8h

It me, Plume, @locuyinglet.bsky.social @jarylan.bsky.social and @kirsa.bsky.social hanging out! I hope zhere's props in za future, so we can hang around za chowder pot!

From left to right: Kirsa, Jary, Locu, Plume, and Desdi. All yinglets standing around with various happy expressions.

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Captain Desdi, arguably the best cheflet @captaindesdi.bsky.social · 8h

Will do! Ya, I miss za old crew fun times too.

Captain Desdi, arguably the best cheflet @captaindesdi.bsky.social · 8h

We bozh does good noms yay!

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Captain Desdi, arguably the best cheflet @captaindesdi.bsky.social · 8h

Strawberry Daquiri is on tumblr, and I know River irl! River isn't very yingy anymore zhough.

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Captain Desdi, arguably the best cheflet @captaindesdi.bsky.social · 9h

*takes a serving and noms*
Zhanks for za food! Is yum!

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Captain Desdi, arguably the best cheflet @captaindesdi.bsky.social · 9h

SOOOOOO MANY YINGLETS.

Captain Desdi, arguably the best cheflet @captaindesdi.bsky.social · 9h

Mine are in here!!!

Jarylan - Master of Darkness @jarylan.bsky.social · 10h

Also, I have created zhis folder. Folks /should/ be able to upload their own yinglets to zhis dropbox.

drive.google.com/drive/folder...

Yinglet Dropbox - Google Drive

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Captain Desdi, arguably the best cheflet @captaindesdi.bsky.social · 9h

"Desdi, okay, look, I know it looks bad, but you're not gonna believe zhis. I know it looks like Leetol Shit stole all za chowder and has come down wizh a case of clam drunk, but zhey have ZHAT." "What's zhat?" "You know! ZHAT."

Plume is telling Desdi something. Desdi looks frustrated. Leetol Shit, another yinglet, is flopped excitedly in the background.

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Captain Desdi, arguably the best cheflet @captaindesdi.bsky.social · 10h

My headcanon for zhis game is it's summer when I shave my tail to deal wizh za heat.

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Captain Desdi, arguably the best cheflet @captaindesdi.bsky.social · 11h

Cutelet!!!!!

Captain Desdi, arguably the best cheflet @captaindesdi.bsky.social · 11h

Adjusted Desdi somewhat, and added my wifey Plume!

Two femme yinglets. One, Plume, is beige with dark hair and purple clothes and green eyes. Her hands are clasped in front of her. The other is Desdi, reddish-brown with burgundy clothes and blue eyes.

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Captain Desdi, arguably the best cheflet @captaindesdi.bsky.social · 11h

It me. Ish. During summer haircut season. Is why my tail isn't all floof. Is shaved.

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Captain Desdi, arguably the best cheflet @captaindesdi.bsky.social · 1d

Whoa! So cool!!!!

Captain Desdi, arguably the best cheflet @captaindesdi.bsky.social · 1d

Purple!!!!

Captain Desdi, arguably the best cheflet @captaindesdi.bsky.social · 1d

Weh?! I'm a yinglet!
... but I do hang around many kobolds, so I can understand za confusion...

Captain Desdi, arguably the best cheflet @captaindesdi.bsky.social · 1d

Once I figured out how the pieces go together, yup, pretty easy! Didn't do pockets zhis time - but perhaps in za future! And finishing za raw edges wizh bias tape is for longevity of za garment. Much less fraying! Because I never set up my serger from a decade ago.

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Captain Desdi, arguably the best cheflet @captaindesdi.bsky.social · 2d

Me: I might make a pair of pants tonight. I've never made pants before. I hear zhey are quite challenging.
Coworker: you mean you're gonna make a whole pair in just one night?
Me: nah, I'm probably just gonna make a pattern and cut za pieces.
Me, 10pm: ... Oops, I finished.

A person (me!) wearing a pair of baggy harem pants/hammer pants/Aladdin-style pants. The pants look brown in the picture but are eggplant purple in real life.

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Captain Desdi, arguably the best cheflet @captaindesdi.bsky.social · 3d

Totally fair. I never played because my hand-eye coordination sucks, but I used to watch a TON of Let's Play videos.

Captain Desdi, arguably the best cheflet @captaindesdi.bsky.social · 3d

It's a minecraft reference. If you label a nametag as dinnerbone and put it on a creature, za creature turns upside down.

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Captain Desdi, arguably the best cheflet @captaindesdi.bsky.social · 4d

*sneaks Jary and Raze each a finished mini shrimp patty appetizer*
Za help gets first tastes ^v^

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Captain Desdi, arguably the best cheflet @captaindesdi.bsky.social · 4d

*notices but pretends not to*

*takes the pile of shrimps, chops them up all finely, mixes them with egg and spices, makes mini shrimp patties, and puts them in the oven*