Captain Desdi, arguably the best cheflet
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Fan of yinglets, silliness, cats, sewing, writing, and crafts. 18+ cuz I'm 18+. Married. She/they. Trans rights are human rights. I'm on tumblr as @desdinonniying. Banner by @lenoratheyinglet.bsky.social
I can put a bowl in za fridge for you for later, if your belly so full you rolling around!
December 3, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I can put a bowl in za fridge for you for later, if your belly so full you rolling around!
It would just make me go "oh-oh-AH-oh!" right after. Like za song Rats by Ghost.
a man in a suit and mask is dancing in a dark room .
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December 3, 2025 at 10:36 PM
It would just make me go "oh-oh-AH-oh!" right after. Like za song Rats by Ghost.
Grilled cheese sammich.
December 3, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Grilled cheese sammich.
*glances at my own tail, which is not nearly as floofy*
... I'm not jealous...
... I'm not jealous...
December 3, 2025 at 3:26 AM
*glances at my own tail, which is not nearly as floofy*
... I'm not jealous...
... I'm not jealous...
Ya! Is Plume and me! We been togezher for 13 years, married for 5 of zhem!
December 3, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Ya! Is Plume and me! We been togezher for 13 years, married for 5 of zhem!
OK, it was more like 48 hours, but here are yinglets kissing.
December 2, 2025 at 11:51 PM
OK, it was more like 48 hours, but here are yinglets kissing.
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December 2, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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... you cook.
December 2, 2025 at 10:06 PM
... you cook.
...
*sigh*
I GUESS.
*sigh*
I GUESS.
December 2, 2025 at 1:11 AM
...
*sigh*
I GUESS.
*sigh*
I GUESS.
Some properly cooked potatoes wizh some goddang spices.
We may be animals, but goodness, we're not ANIMALS!!!!
We may be animals, but goodness, we're not ANIMALS!!!!
December 2, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Some properly cooked potatoes wizh some goddang spices.
We may be animals, but goodness, we're not ANIMALS!!!!
We may be animals, but goodness, we're not ANIMALS!!!!
Oh honey. Zhat's not delicious.
*douses a cooked potato with garlic and other spices and shoves it in your mouth*
ZHIS is delicious.
*douses a cooked potato with garlic and other spices and shoves it in your mouth*
ZHIS is delicious.
December 1, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Oh honey. Zhat's not delicious.
*douses a cooked potato with garlic and other spices and shoves it in your mouth*
ZHIS is delicious.
*douses a cooked potato with garlic and other spices and shoves it in your mouth*
ZHIS is delicious.
Happy hatchday! *gives you a clam cake*
December 1, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Happy hatchday! *gives you a clam cake*
NOOOOO! *reaches down your gullet and removes them*
At least gotta cook zhem first! Raw potat is bad for belly!
At least gotta cook zhem first! Raw potat is bad for belly!
December 1, 2025 at 10:37 PM
NOOOOO! *reaches down your gullet and removes them*
At least gotta cook zhem first! Raw potat is bad for belly!
At least gotta cook zhem first! Raw potat is bad for belly!
It depends on za experience you want.
Chocolate pie is a lot more difficult to clean off, and has a heavier texture zhan whipped cream.
I'm not someone who sits on pies, or any food, but I like different stuff at different times.
Chocolate pie is a lot more difficult to clean off, and has a heavier texture zhan whipped cream.
I'm not someone who sits on pies, or any food, but I like different stuff at different times.
December 1, 2025 at 10:37 PM
It depends on za experience you want.
Chocolate pie is a lot more difficult to clean off, and has a heavier texture zhan whipped cream.
I'm not someone who sits on pies, or any food, but I like different stuff at different times.
Chocolate pie is a lot more difficult to clean off, and has a heavier texture zhan whipped cream.
I'm not someone who sits on pies, or any food, but I like different stuff at different times.
My dream job is to be a professional student. Just take classes. Attend lectures. Maybe not za homework part. But I wanna do za learnings!
December 1, 2025 at 10:10 PM
My dream job is to be a professional student. Just take classes. Attend lectures. Maybe not za homework part. But I wanna do za learnings!
I'ma teach you how to cook! I need a sous-chef for chef stuff! Someone has to help me peel potatoes!
December 1, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I'ma teach you how to cook! I need a sous-chef for chef stuff! Someone has to help me peel potatoes!
Shit.
December 1, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Shit.
*puts several coyotes in your fridge*
December 1, 2025 at 5:08 AM
*puts several coyotes in your fridge*
You weren't supposed to see yet.
December 1, 2025 at 5:08 AM
You weren't supposed to see yet.
FUCKING DAMMIT.
December 1, 2025 at 5:04 AM
FUCKING DAMMIT.