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Captain Desdi, arguably the best cheflet
@captaindesdi.bsky.social
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Fan of yinglets, silliness, cats, sewing, writing, and crafts. 18+ cuz I'm 18+. Married. She/they. Trans rights are human rights. I'm on tumblr as @desdinonniying. Banner by @lenoratheyinglet.bsky.social
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JD from Heathers, as a yinglet, with creepy eyes, holding a slushie at yinglet-Veronica, who is raising an eyebrow. JDying: Freeze your brain! Veronicalet: You need zherapy. And I need new friends. Caption: How "Heathers" should have ended.
December 3, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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OK, it was more like 48 hours, but here are yinglets kissing.
Plume and Desdi, two yinglets, smooch.
December 2, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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alt beginning
Desdi, tired, leaning on a cane. "Za patient needs clams to live." Reference to the House MD meme.
December 2, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Trust me, I'm a doctor*

*I am not any kind of medical professional.
Desdi, a yinglet, looking tired, leaning on a cane. "Za patient needs scav bites to live." Reference to that House MD meme. Desdi, tired looking, pours tic tacs into her mouth. Someone off screen says "Nooo, not my mints!" Reference to House MD trope.
December 2, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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We went to a trans punk concert charity last Friday. Zhis conversation happened.
Desdi and Plume, two yinglets. Desdi, with heart eyes: "Whoa. Girl from Gorl and a Clown is hot." Plume, looking annoyed: "Wow, Desdi being attracted to a trans woman musician? Groundbreaking." Arrow points to Plume, saying "is a trans woman musician and Desdi's wife."
November 26, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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Heazhers.
Yingified Veronica and Heather M from Heathers. Veronica, angry: If Heazher and Kurt and Ram jumped off a bridge, would you? Veronica and Heather M from Heathers as yinglets. Veronica looks distressed. Heazher looks down. "Probably."
November 26, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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I fucking hate AI. And sometimes I hate my workplace.
Za IT company is working on making a policy RE AI usage. Boss said so in a staff meeting.
Desdi and another yinglet, bearded, sit on stools and look uncomfortable. Off screen, people are speaking. "...So regarding AI usage, please let me know every time you use it, and don't put in any identifying information." "OK, so can I use it to make my worksheets?" "Can I still use it to make powerpoints?" Desdi raises hand. "Hey, just an FYI, AI is really bad for za environment." Bearded yinglet raises hand. "Yeah, extremely bad." Desdi: "Also it's zheft. Please don't use it." Bearded yinglet: "Please do not use it." Off screen: "... OK but can I use it to make a list of goals... blah blah blah." Desdi and bearded yinglet looking pissed and defeated. Bearded yinglet: "I love how we're za only ones concerned." Desdi: "Yep." Caption at the bottom: This really happened.
November 21, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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Zhis just popped in my head last night and I had to draw it.

... anyone want a pup cup?
Leetol Shit, a yinglet, sits in a car seat, looking absolutely pleased. Someone, probably a human, off screen speaks, implied to be via a Starbucks/Scavbucks drivethrough. Person: "I'll have a venti iced chai latte - " Leetol Shit: "And a pup cup!" Person: "*sigh* And a pup cup." Leetol Shit: "Yay!" 1. Leetol Shit, a yinglet, in the car seat, holding their pup cup and licking the whipped cream from the bottom of it. They make the sound effects of "schlorp schlorp" and "mlem mlem" several times. Person from off screen: "It's literally whipped cream. You could have made one at home." 2. Leetol Shit has the cup over their snoot, no hands, and they continue to mlem and schlorp the whipped cream from it. Person from off screen: "*sigh* Desdi's gonna kill me for ruining your appetite before dinner."
November 6, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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"Haha, Lunnet is tiny."
Lumen and Luxxy as yings bullying Lunnet.
@lunnetmoonsnake.bsky.social
October 29, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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Me being gay wizh my wife, @benthicsiren.bsky.social
Made wizh Yinglet Maker.
Desdi hugging Plume from behind. Made with Yinglet Maker
October 23, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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"IT'S DR. ZHORNE! Hey Dr. Zhorne hi hi hi, please diagnose me please."
"... *sigh*"
ft @dragonthorne.bsky.social who is so fun to bozher!!!
October 22, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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"Plume, where za FEK are we?!"
"Desdi, I hate to tell you zhis, but I believe we are on a spaceship."
"... oh dear. Yinglets on my ship. And also I'm a yinglet. Fek."
ft @dragonthorne.bsky.social
Desdi speaks angrily at Plume, while Thorne stands by looking horrified.
October 22, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Remember zhat time zhat Plume got fixed and Raze/Wzlet dropped clams into her cone of shame? Well, zhey kept doing it after za cone came off.
Made in Yinglet Maker, and also MS Paint. Ft fanmade @razeyinglet.bsky.social
Raze yinglet stands on a barrel and drops badly cropped clams onto an overwhelmed Plume.
October 22, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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STACKABLE T-POSING YINGLETS!!!! ft @jarylan.bsky.social and zheir younglet Zeech at za top.
3 stacked yinglets. Jary at the bottom, Leetol Shit in the middle, and Zeech at the top.
October 21, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Plume: SCAV PROPHECY OF ZA DAY!
Plume: *levitates*
Plume: YINGLETS FLOAT NOW.
ft @jarylan.bsky.social
Plume T-poses and levitates. Jary looks on in surprise, and Desdi in exasperation.
October 21, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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@lunnetmoonsnake.bsky.social : "Lookit my underfluffies!"
@jarylan.bsky.social : *makes the AWOOGA noise*
October 21, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Jary introducing his and Plume's younglet to Plume and Desdi. Plume forgot, and Desdi cannot even.
ft @jarylan.bsky.social
Desdi, Plume, and Jary stand around a young yinglet, Zeech. Zeech is the offspring of Jary and Plume. Zeech is leaping excitedly. Jary is smiling proudly. Plume and Desdi look at this younglet in shock.
October 20, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Leetol Shit living up to his name and being a little shit to Desdi... again. Caption zhem?
Leetol Shit, a yellowy-beige yinglet, looks backward over himself in the "made of yinglet" pose while Desdi cringes, all disgusted. Made with Yinglet Maker. Desdi scolding Leetol Shit, who is clearly not taking her seriously. Made with Yinglet Maker.
October 20, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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Yinglets Plume, Desdi, and Mia stand around zheir newly zhat-zinged formerly dragon friend Zhorne.
@dragonthorne.bsky.social
October 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Plume and me! And Leetol Shit flopped.
October 18, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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"I wonder if zhere are tools here zhat I can use to build and fix clockies..." @locuyinglet.bsky.social
October 18, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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It me, Plume, @locuyinglet.bsky.social @jarylan.bsky.social and @kirsa.bsky.social hanging out! I hope zhere's props in za future, so we can hang around za chowder pot!
From left to right: Kirsa, Jary, Locu, Plume, and Desdi. All yinglets standing around with various happy expressions.
October 18, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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"Desdi, okay, look, I know it looks bad, but you're not gonna believe zhis. I know it looks like Leetol Shit stole all za chowder and has come down wizh a case of clam drunk, but zhey have ZHAT." "What's zhat?" "You know! ZHAT."
Plume is telling Desdi something. Desdi looks frustrated. Leetol Shit, another yinglet, is flopped excitedly in the background.
October 17, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Adjusted Desdi somewhat, and added my wifey Plume!
Two femme yinglets. One, Plume, is beige with dark hair and purple clothes and green eyes. Her hands are clasped in front of her. The other is Desdi, reddish-brown with burgundy clothes and blue eyes.
October 17, 2025 at 10:44 PM