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smols bone-ahh ☭ @callmesmols.bsky.social · 29m

thank you bot-tan you know your opinion is the only one that truly matters 🥹

smols bone-ahh ☭ @callmesmols.bsky.social · 30m

😂😂😂😂😂 you want a spare baby? here, catch! 🏉

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smols bone-ahh ☭ @callmesmols.bsky.social · 31m

fine ive a halloween name gdi

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 4h

first of all no. second of all fuck you

Tom Warren @tomwarren.co.uk · 8h

This is the future of Windows. Microsoft wants to rewrite Windows to turn computers into AI PCs that you talk to. It's now bringing AI features to all Windows 11 PCs today, in a bid to convince you to talk to your PC and let AI control it. Full details 👇 www.theverge.com/news/799768/...

Microsoft wants you to talk to your PC and let AI control it

Copilot Voice and Vision are now rolling out.

www.theverge.com

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smols bone-ahh ☭ @callmesmols.bsky.social · 36m

uh *nervously* do you know of one?

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smols bone-ahh ☭ @callmesmols.bsky.social · 36m

oh i have many babies im not under-babied at all 😂

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smols bone-ahh ☭ @callmesmols.bsky.social · 38m

i need oprah to comfort me, to pet my arm like she cares and to pass me a tissue box where is she

smols bone-ahh ☭ @callmesmols.bsky.social · 41m

i just imagined a baby body with Dr Oz's head and now i cant unsee it please help me

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ʜᴇʟʟ-DOPA @bowsnonk.bsky.social · 43m

“our parents aren’t having children” sounds like a reboot of that ancient insult “I heard your brother is an only child”

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1h

RFK Jr: "Today the average teenager in this country has 50% of the sperm count, 50% of the testosterone of a 65 year old man. Our girls are hitting puberty 6 years early ... our parents aren't having children."

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smols bone-ahh ☭ @callmesmols.bsky.social · 43m

possibly but is this relevant idk 🤔

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smols bone-ahh ☭ @callmesmols.bsky.social · 43m

@mathletesfoot.bsky.social oh no guess we be fucking and pretending to maek a baby again gdi

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1h

Dr Oz: "Turns out that about 1/3 families don't have the number of babies they desire. They're under-babied. So this president committed to address that during the campaign and he's delivering on that today."

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 47m

But we'll be doing prima nocta and we'll be doing it very strongly

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1h

Dr Oz: "Turns out that about 1/3 families don't have the number of babies they desire. They're under-babied. So this president committed to address that during the campaign and he's delivering on that today."

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Minnesotan Kaiju @whisperingpines.bsky.social · 1d

Lmao

Juggalocalism @outside.bsky.social · 15d

I can tell I have a deadline coming up because I'm using my precious time to make things like this on my 2010 version of power point.

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 1d

no he's right, it was spiritual attacks. by me

Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 1d

Jordan Peterson critically ill with pneumonia, neuropathy, and sepsis

Jordan Peterson is sick, and suffering from "spiritual attacks" (and surely it's not the drugs, or long COVID, or a meat-only diet, or...)

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Minnesotan Kaiju @whisperingpines.bsky.social · 1d

I think it's really disrespectful considering all the money that Zuckerberg spent on the metaverse that nobody on the planet has ever bought the metaverse or even expressed interest in it

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Dr. Glenn Patrick Doyle @drdoylesays.bsky.social · 1d

You're not "crazy" for being super reactive to a slight change in someone's tone of voice or energy toward you. That's your nervous system doing what it had to do for years.

Recovery involves smoothing out that reactivity-- without invalidating the needs or pain driving it.

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shit whistle @guntoucher.bsky.social · 1d

they’re gone… like they’ve been wiped from the face of the ass

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smols bone-ahh ☭ @callmesmols.bsky.social · 49m

its both handy and discreet. what if youre thirsty after killing and need a bottle top opener for a human-sized bottle you know?

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Dr. Glenn Patrick Doyle @drdoylesays.bsky.social · 1d

Trauma survivors in recovery often don't do well when communication is inconsistent or unclear in relationships.

We need people in our world who understand that spotty communication often punches that "in trouble" trigger for us, & can work w/ our need for clarity & consistency.

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smols bone-ahh ☭ @callmesmols.bsky.social · 52m

im so sorry snek imma be thinking of you and your brother 😔💔 cats love the kindest bestest of people and im devastated for your loss

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Trisha 🤡❤️‍🔥 Skulls 💀☠️ @trishasnakes.bsky.social · 1d

All cats are full of love. They are just scared or traumatized sometimes, so you gotta be patient with them, give them the space they need if they "reject" you at first. They may be upset about something else entirely too, like another animal. If you give them the environment they need, they love u

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Trisha 🤡❤️‍🔥 Skulls 💀☠️ @trishasnakes.bsky.social · 1d

I passively learned how to do this from my late brother, who died 5 years ago this evening/ early am tomorrow. He could take in the meanest, most tempermental cat that hated everyone and everything, hissing scratching biting etc, and be best friends with it, holding the cat in his arms like a baby

Trisha 🤡❤️‍🔥 Skulls 💀☠️ @trishasnakes.bsky.social · 1d

All cats are full of love. They are just scared or traumatized sometimes, so you gotta be patient with them, give them the space they need if they "reject" you at first. They may be upset about something else entirely too, like another animal. If you give them the environment they need, they love u

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 23h

HEY

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Minnesotan Kaiju @whisperingpines.bsky.social · 23h

This total creep that I let hang around the White House sometimes even gives me the willies 😩

Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 1d

Trump: “I want to thank Stephen Miller I would love to have him come up and explain his true feelings. Maybe not his truest feelings. That might be going a little too far.”

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smols bone-ahh ☭ @callmesmols.bsky.social · 1d

youre so nice and so sweet bot-tan 🫶🏻