Chris Russo
@c23roo.bsky.social
Not *that* Chris Russo.
Baseball, music, pediatric emergency medicine.
Baseball, music, pediatric emergency medicine.
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November 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Gotta say Yamamoto was pretty damn awesome. Like a Japanese Jack Morris but without the awesome moustache or sexual assault accusations
November 2, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Gotta say Yamamoto was pretty damn awesome. Like a Japanese Jack Morris but without the awesome moustache or sexual assault accusations
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They literally ruin everything they touch
October 31, 2025 at 3:44 AM
They literally ruin everything they touch
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im sorry you cant have food but we gave all our money to one guy who “invented” 2 day shipping and another thats promising robot butlers so you can see how our hands are tied
October 27, 2025 at 11:49 AM
im sorry you cant have food but we gave all our money to one guy who “invented” 2 day shipping and another thats promising robot butlers so you can see how our hands are tied
The 2025 World Series:
a man with blue paint on his body and glasses is talking to another man .
ALT: a man with blue paint on his body and glasses is talking to another man .
media.tenor.com
October 21, 2025 at 3:44 AM
The 2025 World Series:
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Elise Stefanik is scrubbing photos of herself accepting awards from the vile Young Republicans caught in the Politico group chat. She supported every single one of them in New York State.
October 15, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Elise Stefanik is scrubbing photos of herself accepting awards from the vile Young Republicans caught in the Politico group chat. She supported every single one of them in New York State.
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Thanks again, Oprah, for platforming this jagaloon
Anytime someone goes broke by going MAGA it's a good thing
original reporting on this is actually from Slate slate.com/business/202...
October 14, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Thanks again, Oprah, for platforming this jagaloon
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Anytime someone goes broke by going MAGA it's a good thing
original reporting on this is actually from Slate slate.com/business/202...
How Dr. Phil Blew It
When he signed off his talk show in 2023, he pivoted to MAGA politics. It’s not working so well for him.
slate.com
October 14, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Anytime someone goes broke by going MAGA it's a good thing
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1) cops never actually do this.
2) any who would are the ones you definitely want gone.
2) any who would are the ones you definitely want gone.
July 2, 2025 at 10:03 PM
1) cops never actually do this.
2) any who would are the ones you definitely want gone.
2) any who would are the ones you definitely want gone.
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because the Argentina bailout transfers taxpayer funds to a hedge-fund buddy of the Administration www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
October 11, 2025 at 8:11 PM
because the Argentina bailout transfers taxpayer funds to a hedge-fund buddy of the Administration www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
Dear Rob Manfred,
This is way better than that idiotic runner on second bullshit.
This is way better than that idiotic runner on second bullshit.
October 11, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Dear Rob Manfred,
This is way better than that idiotic runner on second bullshit.
This is way better than that idiotic runner on second bullshit.
I don’t know what everyone is talking about this is *exactly* how I pictured the Phillies season ending
October 10, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I don’t know what everyone is talking about this is *exactly* how I pictured the Phillies season ending
Someone show this to Rob Thomson
The way I just kept watching this to see what was gonna happen 😭😭
October 9, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Someone show this to Rob Thomson
Fuck you Kershaw that was the gayest home run I’ve ever seen
October 9, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Fuck you Kershaw that was the gayest home run I’ve ever seen
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This guy gets it
I would listen to any random fan in the stands over John Smoltz, just give one of them a mic
October 8, 2025 at 2:23 AM
This guy gets it
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"experts say"
www.cnn.com/2025/08/11/b...
www.cnn.com/2025/08/11/b...
September 26, 2025 at 1:59 AM
"experts say"
www.cnn.com/2025/08/11/b...
www.cnn.com/2025/08/11/b...
What’s with the passive voice? Is Disney like, we’re all looking for the guy that did this?
September 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
What’s with the passive voice? Is Disney like, we’re all looking for the guy that did this?
I’m sorry if you cannot pronounce “acetaminophen” then you should shut the fuck up
September 23, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I’m sorry if you cannot pronounce “acetaminophen” then you should shut the fuck up
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This speech is such an extraordinary combination of lies, delusions, narcissism, hatefulness, ignorance and lunacy that it could have been given by no other person than the president of the United States. It could well be the low point of US public diplomacy in our history.
September 23, 2025 at 2:56 PM
This speech is such an extraordinary combination of lies, delusions, narcissism, hatefulness, ignorance and lunacy that it could have been given by no other person than the president of the United States. It could well be the low point of US public diplomacy in our history.
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September 18, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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A grim reminder: these people will never be satisfied. There’s no point at which they will say “we’ve won, let’s enjoy life.” They will always be looking for someone else to punish, to revile, to dehumanize. They’re empty without that.
September 18, 2025 at 3:04 AM
A grim reminder: these people will never be satisfied. There’s no point at which they will say “we’ve won, let’s enjoy life.” They will always be looking for someone else to punish, to revile, to dehumanize. They’re empty without that.
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This is the official spokesperson for the White House, stating that the President hopes to deploy the United States military to occupy every city controlled by the political party that opposes him. Explicitly.
Leavitt: "These are the bad guys that we are picking up in Washington DC every day. The president would love to do this in every Democrat-run city across the country."
September 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
This is the official spokesperson for the White House, stating that the President hopes to deploy the United States military to occupy every city controlled by the political party that opposes him. Explicitly.