Gorrister
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from the old times, when wishing still helped
oops all pronouns . parent . neurospice . hairdresser . exvangelical . abolition . weird li'l guy
the mightiest oaks grow from the richest manure
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oops all pronouns . parent . neurospice . hairdresser . exvangelical . abolition . weird li'l guy
the mightiest oaks grow from the richest manure
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Gorrister
@businesssocks.bsky.social
· Nov 6
Like I tell my kids, "Being scared is the only time you get a chance to be brave, because being brave is being scared and doing it anyway."
Ah yes, 1am, the perfect time to relive the horrors of all the things that slipped through the cracks the last month. Because I didn't already stress about them enough, and stressing retroactively fixes absolutely anything.
December 19, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Ah yes, 1am, the perfect time to relive the horrors of all the things that slipped through the cracks the last month. Because I didn't already stress about them enough, and stressing retroactively fixes absolutely anything.
We all know my taste is compromised, but I just finished a book that had me yelling, "WHAT?!" at my phone for the last 25%. I guessed about half the twists, but that last few were unhinged in a great way. It's less smutty than most things I've finished this year. Shield of Sparrows by Devney Perry.
December 16, 2025 at 10:26 PM
We all know my taste is compromised, but I just finished a book that had me yelling, "WHAT?!" at my phone for the last 25%. I guessed about half the twists, but that last few were unhinged in a great way. It's less smutty than most things I've finished this year. Shield of Sparrows by Devney Perry.
I do not care that it is an objectively bad movie, North is one of my favorites. I can still sing the entire parody of the Bonanza theme. It introduced me to Abe Vigoda. It provided a fantasy of abolition that informs my politics today. Rob Reiner's memory will always be a blessing to so many.
December 15, 2025 at 10:58 AM
I do not care that it is an objectively bad movie, North is one of my favorites. I can still sing the entire parody of the Bonanza theme. It introduced me to Abe Vigoda. It provided a fantasy of abolition that informs my politics today. Rob Reiner's memory will always be a blessing to so many.
NO
BREAKING
Two people have been found dead at the home of director and actor Rob Reiner.
The LA Fire Department said the ages of the two victims is 78 and 68 which matches the ages of Rob and his wife Michele.
Full Story: bit.ly/497DhMd
Two people have been found dead at the home of director and actor Rob Reiner.
The LA Fire Department said the ages of the two victims is 78 and 68 which matches the ages of Rob and his wife Michele.
Full Story: bit.ly/497DhMd
December 15, 2025 at 2:12 AM
NO
I had my first 9(6) Thursday, and I beat the first place player in my rundle yesterday with perfect defense in Learned League. I always struggle with the season that falls this time of year, but the back half of this one is treating me well enough.
December 13, 2025 at 10:24 AM
I had my first 9(6) Thursday, and I beat the first place player in my rundle yesterday with perfect defense in Learned League. I always struggle with the season that falls this time of year, but the back half of this one is treating me well enough.
I just got the 90s bixie of my dreams by a lady who trained at Toni and Guy in the 90s, and she OG texturized me. AND THEN the checkout lady said, "You have a very The Craft vibe" and I was too stunned by her statuesque beauty and depth of this complement to do anything but beam up at her.
December 12, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I just got the 90s bixie of my dreams by a lady who trained at Toni and Guy in the 90s, and she OG texturized me. AND THEN the checkout lady said, "You have a very The Craft vibe" and I was too stunned by her statuesque beauty and depth of this complement to do anything but beam up at her.
how to lure Godzilla
best bait for Kaiju
move planet into asteroid path instructions
nearest black hole
how long until heat death of universe
how to speed up heat death universe
sinkhole targeting
galactus but only for one city
best bait for Kaiju
move planet into asteroid path instructions
nearest black hole
how long until heat death of universe
how to speed up heat death universe
sinkhole targeting
galactus but only for one city
December 12, 2025 at 2:25 AM
how to lure Godzilla
best bait for Kaiju
move planet into asteroid path instructions
nearest black hole
how long until heat death of universe
how to speed up heat death universe
sinkhole targeting
galactus but only for one city
best bait for Kaiju
move planet into asteroid path instructions
nearest black hole
how long until heat death of universe
how to speed up heat death universe
sinkhole targeting
galactus but only for one city
gonna fling myself into the sea and become sea foam
December 11, 2025 at 11:46 PM
gonna fling myself into the sea and become sea foam
My therapist had a visible empathetic emotional reaction to my crash out today, and it was more validating than any words we exchanged. It's too much.
December 11, 2025 at 1:45 AM
My therapist had a visible empathetic emotional reaction to my crash out today, and it was more validating than any words we exchanged. It's too much.
my next two weeks be like
a man in a purple tuxedo is juggling plates on sticks on a stage
Alt: An animated gif of a man in a purple suit with a bow tie standing behind a table, spinning six plates on thin dowels. One plate falls off the dowel, but the man catches it just in time. The vibes are performance, focus, and time sensitivity.
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 2:44 AM
my next two weeks be like
"Wow, Darth Maul has some bawsome moves!" -5
December 7, 2025 at 11:39 PM
"Wow, Darth Maul has some bawsome moves!" -5
"If I were king, I would play video games all day. That's my inner king." -7
December 7, 2025 at 6:58 PM
"If I were king, I would play video games all day. That's my inner king." -7
All my science fiction reading could never prepare me for how stupid this shit would get.
December 6, 2025 at 9:08 PM
All my science fiction reading could never prepare me for how stupid this shit would get.
The kids' school is making the last TEN DAYS of school all spirit days.
a woman says and like why and like don t
Alt: An animated gif of Cecily Strong as The Drunkest Girl at a Party on SNL's Weekend Update, captioned saying, "And, like, why? And like, don't." Her facial expression registers as disgust and incredulity.
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 9:58 PM
The kids' school is making the last TEN DAYS of school all spirit days.
please sir could I have more spoons
December 4, 2025 at 2:03 AM
please sir could I have more spoons
Wake up babe, old man husband just got older. Happy birthday, @supernatural.wang, I love you so much. (Don't worry about the minions, he's a boomer: he loves them)
a group of minions are watching fireworks with the words happy birthday written above them
Alt: An animated gif of a group of minions sitting and standing on holding chairs, fireworks are going off above their heads with the words "happy birthday!" written above in yellow
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Wake up babe, old man husband just got older. Happy birthday, @supernatural.wang, I love you so much. (Don't worry about the minions, he's a boomer: he loves them)
This is the best laugh I've had all day. All the sinks! A huge walk min!
December 1, 2025 at 9:27 PM
This is the best laugh I've had all day. All the sinks! A huge walk min!
Reposted by Gorrister
I couldn’t remember the names of the two guys in Waiting for Godot so I called them Estrogen and Tarragon and it turns out I was right
December 1, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I couldn’t remember the names of the two guys in Waiting for Godot so I called them Estrogen and Tarragon and it turns out I was right
@scrimshaw.bsky.social Victor Jones is a music you should listen to. If David Bowie was Wesley Willis, if Daniel Johnston fronted Talking Heads? Start with We Go to Russia and Mother Theresa and then the rest of the Zookeeper album.
December 1, 2025 at 3:31 AM
@scrimshaw.bsky.social Victor Jones is a music you should listen to. If David Bowie was Wesley Willis, if Daniel Johnston fronted Talking Heads? Start with We Go to Russia and Mother Theresa and then the rest of the Zookeeper album.
Husbo's super dad power is catching barf in empty/dirty dishes. Sometimes ten seconds too late to keep the mess to zero, but certainly enough to mitigate the worst of the mess. A finger bowl in Swiss Chalet, my empty coffee mug just now.
November 30, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Husbo's super dad power is catching barf in empty/dirty dishes. Sometimes ten seconds too late to keep the mess to zero, but certainly enough to mitigate the worst of the mess. A finger bowl in Swiss Chalet, my empty coffee mug just now.
Reposted by Gorrister
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
Their house is a museum
When people come to see them
They really are a scream
- Edgar Allan Poe
When people come to see them
They really are a scream
- Edgar Allan Poe
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
A tale of a fateful trip—
That started from this tropic port
Aboard this tiny ship.
- Herman Melville
A tale of a fateful trip—
That started from this tropic port
Aboard this tiny ship.
- Herman Melville
Love, exciting and new
Come aboard, we're expecting you
Love, life's sweetest reward
Let it flow, it floats back to you
- Homer, The Odyssey
Come aboard, we're expecting you
Love, life's sweetest reward
Let it flow, it floats back to you
- Homer, The Odyssey
November 27, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Their house is a museum
When people come to see them
They really are a scream
- Edgar Allan Poe
When people come to see them
They really are a scream
- Edgar Allan Poe