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Gorrister
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from the old times, when wishing still helped

oops all pronouns . parent . neurospice . hairdresser . exvangelical . abolition . weird li'l guy

the mightiest oaks grow from the richest manure

pfp: Madame Leota from Disney's Haunted Mansion
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Lol! I can't eat wheat or corn, meat is great. The quesadilla burger looks amazing, I might have to recreate it at home with my Siete tortillas.
December 21, 2025 at 4:30 PM
He just knows your back is tired.
December 20, 2025 at 2:11 PM
that was not success
December 20, 2025 at 2:28 AM
SEX CARDIGAN
December 19, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Even I did more hair in my kitchen this month than I have since before kids. Game respects game. Wishing you a stocking full of ibuprofen.
a man in a black vest is pointing at something .
Alt: Animated gif of live action Han Solo saluting casually
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December 19, 2025 at 1:02 AM
This was me until I increased the speed. Now I'm listening to audiobooks at 2-2.5x and I retain better. I also couldn't listen to audiobooks in salon so the stay at home lifestyle change has also facilitated them for me.
December 19, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I've read so much with Libby. There's bookstores on tiktok that prompt their employees asking for "most unhinged" or "things you'd kill to read for the first time again", this was the latter. Have you read Tender Is the Flesh?

Holy crap, a movie?! Kolstad?! HOW and also YES.
December 17, 2025 at 12:03 PM
I still have our VHS copy from the 90s.
December 16, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Learned League is a crazy trivia website where I go up against anywhere from normal schmucks like me to jeopardy champs. It's 6 daily questions for 25 day seasons every quarter. I had a really successful couple of days and got my first day of getting all six right, in like 20+ seasons.
December 14, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I know gerd can cause whole inside-ribcage-area pain. Ugh, I'm sorry. Do NSAIDs help?
December 13, 2025 at 2:48 AM
That's what I call gettin' swole.
December 13, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Is it both sides or one more than the other or only one? Costochondritis (rib cage cartilage inflammation)? Is there swelling? Could you have shingles?
December 13, 2025 at 2:28 AM
(sorry, I love playing social media differential)
December 13, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Do you have endometriosis? Are you hypermobile and maybe your bones are shifting around? Is it your gallbladder?
December 13, 2025 at 2:18 AM
that's exactly what I was trying to find in gifs
December 12, 2025 at 1:56 AM