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Jeff Burnett @burnettski92.bsky.social · 1m

I’m so scared because there’s a lot of things he’s done I thought he wasn’t allowed to do.

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 7m

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Crab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 21m

My homie that is an ant the size of a human always asks me to crumb all of his food when we eat out. Other than that he's chill, though.

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Jeff Burnett @burnettski92.bsky.social · 1h

This is so great!

I'm so glad you brought up the film also portraying the 1950s in a negative light – So many think RZ is wistfully wishing for the '50s back, but that decade was just better at hiding being awful! George is a peeping-tom! Between BttF, and Gump, RZ thinks america has always stunk!

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Amy Nicholson @theamynicholson.bsky.social · 1h

BACK TO THE FUTURE is the modern era’s zippiest comedy about the collapse of the American dream.

It took me a dozen watches to realize the preservationist bugging Marty to save the clock tower wants to keep it **broken** for the sake of “history and heritage.”

www.latimes.com/entertainmen...

Review: It's the right time to go 'Back to the Future,' blockbustering's most brilliant social satire

Robert Zemeckis' marvelous sci-fi comedy reveals new bits of genius with every rewatch. As social criticism, it's right up there with 'It's a Wonderful Life' and 'Blade Runner.'

www.latimes.com

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Jeff Burnett @burnettski92.bsky.social · 1h

They were so riveted by my story they talk about anything else but it afterwards.

"Thanks for the story, Jeff."

Jeff Burnett @burnettski92.bsky.social · 2h

In all seriousness I didn’t realize how slow and boring I sounded. Should’ve re-recorded a 12th time before sending.

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Jeff Burnett @burnettski92.bsky.social · 2h

WHOA! Who’s the guy with the sexy, smart, datable, castable voice in this first story on this Halloween listener episode of Seth and Josh Meyers’ podcast? youtu.be/JsvtHT91DHc?...

Haunted Houses, A Christmas Tree Costume, & the Christopher Columbus Classic: Listener Episode #17

YouTube video by Family Trips with the Meyers Brothers

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harpy halloween @harpy.party · Jun 27

i should treat myself today and chuck a rock at something

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Jeff Burnett @burnettski92.bsky.social · 6h

So on top of everything Danny missed out on Halloween that year?

Dates in Movies @datesinmovies.bsky.social · 7h

Oct 30th - Jack Torrance and his family arrived at The Overlook Hotel to look after the place over the winter.

📽️📅 The Shining (1980)

2 Screenshots from the movie "The Shining" (1980): First, a man sits at a desk in an office with orange walls, patterned curtains, and a small American flag the subtitle reads, "...that our season here runs from May 15th to October 30th." Second, a group of people walk down a dimly lit hallway with pale green walls and fluorescent lights overhead. They seem engaged in conversation, and the subtitle reads, "...last day's always hectic."

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Dates in Movies @datesinmovies.bsky.social · 8h

Oct 30th 1978 - Michael Myers escaped a psychiatric hospital.

📽️📅 Halloween (1978)

3 Screenshots from the movie "Halloween" (1978): First, a black screen displaying white text that reads "SMITH'S GROVE, ILLINOIS" and "OCTOBER 30, 1978," setting the time and place. Second, a tense scene with a frightened person inside a car, looking up with fear as a hand reaches toward them from outside, the atmosphere dark and rainy. Third, the continuation of the previous shot, emphasizing the expression of terror on the person's face as they brace against the car seat.

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Jeff Burnett @burnettski92.bsky.social · 18h

maybe they shouldn't have stayed up playing so late last night

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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 20h

If you see someone stealing food - no you didn't.

Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 21h

California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits

www.foxla.com

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Jeff Burnett @burnettski92.bsky.social · 20h

And I can’t get work doing anything else because I fucked myself by pursuing creative dreams and now have no marketable skills, and will live at home forever and never become an appealing boyfriend to have and just ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Jeff Burnett @burnettski92.bsky.social · 20h

Probably cool and okay getting up at 5am to lyft for the morning rush commuters doesn’t pay out what is used, and driving more days than ever is working my (newish) car to death requiring more frequent expensive repairs, and now this 🤪🔫

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Mr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social · 1d

Absolutely insane this is happening

Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 1d

I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice.

This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.

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Jeff Burnett @burnettski92.bsky.social · 1d

Quote and post with your favorite reaction gif of all time.

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 1d

the way the new york post talks about zohran

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Jeff Burnett @burnettski92.bsky.social · 1d

Likely thing for him to do

Dates in Movies @datesinmovies.bsky.social · 1d

Oct 29th 1998 - Michael Myers stole Dr Sam Loomis' file on Laurie Strode, before killing his carer and 2 teenagers

📽️📅 Halloween H20: 20 Years Later (1998)

3 Screenshots from the movie "Halloween H20: 20 Years Later" (1998): First, a person is seen walking towards a house with "October 29, 1998" displayed prominently over the scene. Second, a young man wearing a beanie and plaid shirt smiles while talking to a woman, with another person standing behind him, set against a backdrop of greenery. Third, a dark, suspenseful scene shows Michael Myers standing ominously in an open doorway, silhouetted against the night.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 2d

Cookie Monster’s date: Can we talk about something else

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Jeff Burnett @burnettski92.bsky.social · 1d

I startled myself awake from a nightmare about Bugonia — a film I haven’t seen and only watched the trailer once.

Emma Stone screamed and chased me with a knife around a house with a mid-century modern design :(

I kicked her to defend myself and woke up with my foot in the air.

Jeff Burnett @burnettski92.bsky.social · 1d

for my entire life I've disliked the bridge of most songs.

it's annoying the song so drastically changes from the thing I was liking and signed up for when I hit play!

but the bridge of "Nobody's Son" is sooooo much FUN and such a blast! I like forward to it every time.

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Mr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social · 2d

Well at least that's all it was

Tyler King @tyleraking.com · 2d

A truckload of rhesus monkeys from Tulane university escaped after a crash. The university warned they’re highly aggressive toward humans and infected with hepatitis C, herpes, and COVID.

Monkeys on the loose after truck overturns in Heidelberg; public urged to call 911

A truck transporting monkeys from Tulane University overturned on I-59 near Heidelberg, with several monkeys reportedly on the loose posing health risks.

www.wapt.com

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Mr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social · 2d

I do think chatGPT is making at least two generations mentally ill and I don’t say that lightly

Hark! The Music Devouring Snake Edifice Arrives @sassalesvonscales.bsky.social · 2d

Its very strange how like, everything changed for the worst rapidly in the 3 years since it released.

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Jeff Burnett @burnettski92.bsky.social · 2d

I did a sketch in an acting class in spring 2013 where I had to play a barney type children's entertainer. It ends with me spitting up acidic bile on the kids and killing them.

I had to make the costume myself (matching sweats are under my jeans). Was very proud of it. Still am.

Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 2d

Some of you folks have for like some hidden lore behind your profile picture