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Personal account. Unions are good. Climate change is bad but we can fix it.
It would be irresponsible to speculate as to why this happened but he clearly was seen drinking a wine cooler* rather than the official beverage of Ohio University, Natural Light in a can #OUOhYeah www.cbssports.com/college-foot...
*the beverage of Miami of Ohio
*the beverage of Miami of Ohio
Ohio football coach Brian Smith mysteriously placed on leave before bowl game
The Bobcats went 8-4 this season and await their bowl game selection
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December 2, 2025 at 12:31 AM
It would be irresponsible to speculate as to why this happened but he clearly was seen drinking a wine cooler* rather than the official beverage of Ohio University, Natural Light in a can #OUOhYeah www.cbssports.com/college-foot...
*the beverage of Miami of Ohio
*the beverage of Miami of Ohio
Waterfowling and the Eastern Shore gets a track, yeah?
Question: if Sufjan Stevens did an album about your state, what would there be songs about? (sorry, Michigan and Illinois, you have to sit this one out.
I'll go first for Maryland:
1. Baltimore
2. Harriet Tubman
3. The Snallygaster
4. The pursuit of John Wilkes Booth
5. The Chesapeake
6. Crabs
I'll go first for Maryland:
1. Baltimore
2. Harriet Tubman
3. The Snallygaster
4. The pursuit of John Wilkes Booth
5. The Chesapeake
6. Crabs
December 1, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Waterfowling and the Eastern Shore gets a track, yeah?
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we don't have to debate the merits of the bad essay, it was quickly tossed off trash used to target a trans woman with a minor amount of authority
December 1, 2025 at 3:21 PM
we don't have to debate the merits of the bad essay, it was quickly tossed off trash used to target a trans woman with a minor amount of authority
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every trans person i see post about the OU suspension knows that the suspended target is trans & a grad student, & has an innate awareness that this is about purging trans employees. every cis person i see thinks the target is a rando professor & that this is about giving conservatives good grades
December 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
every trans person i see post about the OU suspension knows that the suspended target is trans & a grad student, & has an innate awareness that this is about purging trans employees. every cis person i see thinks the target is a rando professor & that this is about giving conservatives good grades
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Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.
December 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.
Wait till this guy finds out the time difference between the first manned powered flight and walking on the moon
Flawless logic, sir! Makes perfect sense that because video games are improving, we must live in a simulation!
November 30, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Wait till this guy finds out the time difference between the first manned powered flight and walking on the moon
This is the purest distillation of raising a toddler I’ve ever seen
I looked her in the eye and said “baby stop giving crackers to the dog” and she held eye contact and said “ok” as she dropped another one
November 30, 2025 at 8:06 PM
This is the purest distillation of raising a toddler I’ve ever seen
@sarahmackattack.bsky.social overheard in my house this morning:
8 yo: “I am so excited to start our advent calendars. I want to do the Crab Facts one”
8 yo: “I am so excited to start our advent calendars. I want to do the Crab Facts one”
November 30, 2025 at 5:10 PM
@sarahmackattack.bsky.social overheard in my house this morning:
8 yo: “I am so excited to start our advent calendars. I want to do the Crab Facts one”
8 yo: “I am so excited to start our advent calendars. I want to do the Crab Facts one”
The US Air Force is 100% going to shoot down a passenger plane full of people and try to say they were smuggling drugs
Markwayne Mullin: "President Trump has tried to do this through closing down international water. They continue to ship drugs. Now they're starting to fly them into the US through tail numbers that are being disguised as commercial flights or private flights."
November 30, 2025 at 3:02 PM
The US Air Force is 100% going to shoot down a passenger plane full of people and try to say they were smuggling drugs
One time I was filling up while scrolling on my phone and the attendant squawked at me through the radio to tell me to pay attention to the pump, which promptly went back to a poorly made ad at maximum volume
Little TV screens at the gas station pump blaring ads directly in your face as you spend $70 on a tank of gas is enough to radicalize a person
November 30, 2025 at 1:47 PM
One time I was filling up while scrolling on my phone and the attendant squawked at me through the radio to tell me to pay attention to the pump, which promptly went back to a poorly made ad at maximum volume
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November 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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This sale and @theonion.com for $75 are unbelievable steals and you will be angry at yourself for not taking advantage of them
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November 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
This sale and @theonion.com for $75 are unbelievable steals and you will be angry at yourself for not taking advantage of them
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Anyone who does this should be held legally accountable. Any government official who allowed doing this to be legal in their city/state should be held legally accountable for this. No, you can’t actually just tee-hee falling asleep while driving a fucking car. What is wrong with all of these people
November 28, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Anyone who does this should be held legally accountable. Any government official who allowed doing this to be legal in their city/state should be held legally accountable for this. No, you can’t actually just tee-hee falling asleep while driving a fucking car. What is wrong with all of these people
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If you said you were drunk but thankfully you barely drove home without passing out it would be universally agreed you should go to jail. It’s maddening how apparently if you own a Tesla, though, you’re allowed to brag about getting behind the wheel while impaired to the point of unconsciousness.
Working 36 hours straight on Thanksgiving so Grok says Elon is in better shape than LeBron
November 28, 2025 at 7:09 PM
If you said you were drunk but thankfully you barely drove home without passing out it would be universally agreed you should go to jail. It’s maddening how apparently if you own a Tesla, though, you’re allowed to brag about getting behind the wheel while impaired to the point of unconsciousness.
At this point calling it gutter racism is rude to gutters. This like…latrine racism. Outhouse racism?
this is just gutter racism
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 5:23 PM
At this point calling it gutter racism is rude to gutters. This like…latrine racism. Outhouse racism?
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with the holiday season now officially upon us, it's time to start playing our favorite christmas songs
here's one of mine
here's one of mine
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
with the holiday season now officially upon us, it's time to start playing our favorite christmas songs
here's one of mine
here's one of mine
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Hate weekend starts tomorrow. Get your football guide at defector for the games we’re watching for
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November 28, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Hate weekend starts tomorrow. Get your football guide at defector for the games we’re watching for
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If you’re looking for ideas for sensible shoes that look good with a skirt, the dog show is on.
November 27, 2025 at 5:49 PM
If you’re looking for ideas for sensible shoes that look good with a skirt, the dog show is on.
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everyone knows the number one quality of rigorous, responsible journalism is waiting months and months to reveal urgently newsworthy information until it can cause the most harm in your personal vendettas
November 26, 2025 at 10:53 PM
everyone knows the number one quality of rigorous, responsible journalism is waiting months and months to reveal urgently newsworthy information until it can cause the most harm in your personal vendettas
Getting older is realizing that you shouldn’t have fruity alcoholic drinks because you will have a 9 day hangover because of them
And then drinking them anyways because you only live once and they taste good
And then drinking them anyways because you only live once and they taste good
So many men go through life like that. You can play poker because it's right-coded, you can't enjoy fruity alcoholic drinks because they're women-coded, you can't lick an ice cream cone because it's gay-coded. All day, every day, choosing and judging things based on coding for narrow norms.
November 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Getting older is realizing that you shouldn’t have fruity alcoholic drinks because you will have a 9 day hangover because of them
And then drinking them anyways because you only live once and they taste good
And then drinking them anyways because you only live once and they taste good
This absolutely ends with just a big hole at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave for years and then the next President just builds a bunch of offices there
Exclusive: President Trump has argued with the architect he handpicked to design a White House ballroom over the size of the project, reflecting a conflict between architectural norms and Trump’s grandiose aesthetic.
Trump wants a bigger White House ballroom. His architect disagrees.
The president and James McCrery had argued in recent weeks over the project’s size, with Trump pushing him to expand the ballroom.
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November 26, 2025 at 2:47 PM
This absolutely ends with just a big hole at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave for years and then the next President just builds a bunch of offices there
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Today I’m recommending that NYC’s pension fund boards drop BlackRock and 2 other (out of 49) public markets asset managers due to inadequate decarbonization plans.
Climate risk is financial risk – we need asset managers who will invest responsibly.🧵
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Climate risk is financial risk – we need asset managers who will invest responsibly.🧵
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
NYC’s Lander Recommends Dropping $42 Billion BlackRock Mandate
New York City Comptroller Brad Lander is urging three of the city’s pension funds to drop BlackRock Inc. because of “inadequate” climate plans, the latest move to penalize investment firms for failing...
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November 26, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Today I’m recommending that NYC’s pension fund boards drop BlackRock and 2 other (out of 49) public markets asset managers due to inadequate decarbonization plans.
Climate risk is financial risk – we need asset managers who will invest responsibly.🧵
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Climate risk is financial risk – we need asset managers who will invest responsibly.🧵
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...