Bucky Underbelly (Robb)
@buckyunderbelly.bsky.social
Stout, thick-limbed and densely-packed. Like a mailbox made of meat. Pretty erudite for a caveman. Writer/Shiftless Layabout.
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Every episode of Columbo includes a scene where he tells the killer that his wife is a huge fan of their music, acting, cooking, art, etc.
And then he arrests them for murder.
The whole show is all about Columbo destroying all the things his wife loves. Pure emotional terrorism.
And then he arrests them for murder.
The whole show is all about Columbo destroying all the things his wife loves. Pure emotional terrorism.
I have an unslakable hunger for billionaire meat. And it’s growing every day.
December 11, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I have an unslakable hunger for billionaire meat. And it’s growing every day.
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Can A.I. suffer? God, I hope so.
August 26, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Can A.I. suffer? God, I hope so.
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Do people on the internet not know that body mics come with clips that you can pin right to your clothes? They know you don't have to hold them out in front of your mouth, right?
December 3, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Do people on the internet not know that body mics come with clips that you can pin right to your clothes? They know you don't have to hold them out in front of your mouth, right?
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As textures go, I'm okay with ooey. But gooey can go straight to hell.
December 6, 2025 at 8:39 PM
As textures go, I'm okay with ooey. But gooey can go straight to hell.
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When theater house managers want to sound badass.
this interlude was over
December 8, 2025 at 4:08 AM
When theater house managers want to sound badass.
I did not realize there were 1,200 tabloid reporters working the “things nobody ever wanted to think about even once” beat.
“American Canto,” one of the most hyped political books of the year, flopped in bookstores.
Olivia Nuzzi’s ‘Canto’ Sells Just 1,200 Print Copies In First Week
“American Canto,” one of the most hyped political books of the year, flopped in bookstores.
www.forbes.com
December 11, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I did not realize there were 1,200 tabloid reporters working the “things nobody ever wanted to think about even once” beat.
Hell is moist.
December 10, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Hell is moist.
Overperformance? Or is this just how we perform now?
A huge night for Democrats:
—They flip Miami's mayorship.
—They flip a state House district in Georgia that had voted Trump by 13%.
—They keep Albuquerque's mayorship, while the liberal faction flips city council.
—And they get big overperformances (+18 & +22) in 2 Florida specials.
—They flip Miami's mayorship.
—They flip a state House district in Georgia that had voted Trump by 13%.
—They keep Albuquerque's mayorship, while the liberal faction flips city council.
—And they get big overperformances (+18 & +22) in 2 Florida specials.
December 10, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Overperformance? Or is this just how we perform now?
Researchers think T-Rexes had lips.
I'll do you one better. I bet they also had fulsome, vigorous mustaches and sideburns.
I'll do you one better. I bet they also had fulsome, vigorous mustaches and sideburns.
December 10, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Researchers think T-Rexes had lips.
I'll do you one better. I bet they also had fulsome, vigorous mustaches and sideburns.
I'll do you one better. I bet they also had fulsome, vigorous mustaches and sideburns.
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it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society
December 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society
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It may sound radical, but if one guy has so much wealth and power that he can use the large newspaper he owns to publicly threaten to ruin a service we all rely on, presumably as a bargaining tactic to get lower rates, we probably need to tax that guy until he can't do that anymore.
Exclusive: Amazon has long been USPS’s top customer, providing over $6 billion in annual revenue in 2025.
But Amazon may give up its long-standing partnership with USPS to deliver packages itself, which could spell disaster for the mail agency.
But Amazon may give up its long-standing partnership with USPS to deliver packages itself, which could spell disaster for the mail agency.
Amazon explores cutting ties with USPS, building its own delivery network
Amazon looks into expanding its nationwide delivery network and giving up its longstanding partnership with the U.S. Postal Service.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:19 PM
It may sound radical, but if one guy has so much wealth and power that he can use the large newspaper he owns to publicly threaten to ruin a service we all rely on, presumably as a bargaining tactic to get lower rates, we probably need to tax that guy until he can't do that anymore.
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That sucks. I can't pay more than $107 billion. I'm on a budget.
December 8, 2025 at 7:20 PM
That sucks. I can't pay more than $107 billion. I'm on a budget.
When theater house managers want to sound badass.
this interlude was over
December 8, 2025 at 4:08 AM
When theater house managers want to sound badass.
Hey, if they've got $73 billion to spend, that means Grampa Sleepy gotta get his beak wet, too.
Trump says he'll be involved in review of Netflix-Warner Brothers deal reut.rs/3Mo2ZmT
Trump says he'll be involved in review of Netflix-Warner Brothers deal
U.S. President Donald Trump said on Sunday that he would have a say whether a proposed merger between Netflix and Warner Brothers should go forward, telling reporters the market share of a combined entity could raise concerns.
reut.rs
December 8, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Hey, if they've got $73 billion to spend, that means Grampa Sleepy gotta get his beak wet, too.
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"For hate's sake... I carol my last breath at thee."
December 7, 2025 at 10:38 PM
"For hate's sake... I carol my last breath at thee."
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I'm not a fancy and sophisticated advertising executive, so it's probably no surprise that I don't quite understand why these coffee commercials want me to believe Steve Carell, John Krasinski and the robot from the Fantastic Four movie are a throuple.
December 4, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I'm not a fancy and sophisticated advertising executive, so it's probably no surprise that I don't quite understand why these coffee commercials want me to believe Steve Carell, John Krasinski and the robot from the Fantastic Four movie are a throuple.
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When you're just fucking DONE with those jagaloons.
December 7, 2025 at 12:26 AM
When you're just fucking DONE with those jagaloons.
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bsky user: oh hey, tis the season, right?
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bsky user: what?
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December 7, 2025 at 3:18 PM
bsky user: oh hey, tis the season, right?
bsky elder: *puts on santa hat* yule hog.
bsky user: what?
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bsky user: what?
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bsky user: oh hey, tis the season, right?
bsky elder: *puts on santa hat* yule hog.
bsky user: what?
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bsky user: what?
bsky elder: *puts festive bow on swole ALF's junk* yule hog.
December 7, 2025 at 3:18 PM
bsky user: oh hey, tis the season, right?
bsky elder: *puts on santa hat* yule hog.
bsky user: what?
bsky elder: *puts festive bow on swole ALF's junk* yule hog.
bsky elder: *puts on santa hat* yule hog.
bsky user: what?
bsky elder: *puts festive bow on swole ALF's junk* yule hog.
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The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
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Free advice: if you find Quentin Tarantino bashing you in the press… repeat after me.
“I was unaware that Harvey Weinstein’s best friend was so critical of me and my work.”
“I was unaware that Harvey Weinstein’s best friend was so critical of me and my work.”
December 7, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Free advice: if you find Quentin Tarantino bashing you in the press… repeat after me.
“I was unaware that Harvey Weinstein’s best friend was so critical of me and my work.”
“I was unaware that Harvey Weinstein’s best friend was so critical of me and my work.”
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I spent too much time today thinking about how fast I'd spend a genie wish on Charles Grodin being the second Amigo in Three Amigos instead of Chevy Chase.
December 7, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I spent too much time today thinking about how fast I'd spend a genie wish on Charles Grodin being the second Amigo in Three Amigos instead of Chevy Chase.
Tarantino has always been an asshole. Honestly, the first time I ever saw him in an interview I couldn't stand him. His repellent demeanor has always ruined his movies for me. I'm not one of those high-minded folks who can "separate the art from the artist." I tried, but never could manage it.
December 7, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Tarantino has always been an asshole. Honestly, the first time I ever saw him in an interview I couldn't stand him. His repellent demeanor has always ruined his movies for me. I'm not one of those high-minded folks who can "separate the art from the artist." I tried, but never could manage it.