Jim
@btvjim.bsky.social
Animals. Booze. Music. Burlington, Vermont. Honorary Glaswegian. SCUBA Divemaster. Private pilot. Not necessarily actively.
It’s that time of year again.
December 17, 2025 at 8:43 PM
It’s that time of year again.
Should I report this on SeeClickFix? There’s an almost clear section of bike path! Someone needs to come cover it with snow and get it all packed down and icy. SMDH
December 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Should I report this on SeeClickFix? There’s an almost clear section of bike path! Someone needs to come cover it with snow and get it all packed down and icy. SMDH
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Nothing ruins an introvert’s day like a 4pm appointment
December 17, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Nothing ruins an introvert’s day like a 4pm appointment
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I was hoping to buy the kids a failed sheepdog for Christmas, but they're hard to come by.
December 17, 2025 at 9:26 AM
I was hoping to buy the kids a failed sheepdog for Christmas, but they're hard to come by.
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December 16, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Beer Aisle Scanned For Something Asshole Friend Won’t Mock https://theonion.com/beer-aisle-scanned-for-something-asshole-friend-won-t-m-1823433792/
December 16, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Beer Aisle Scanned For Something Asshole Friend Won’t Mock https://theonion.com/beer-aisle-scanned-for-something-asshole-friend-won-t-m-1823433792/
WOULD.
Ragú Unveils Sensory Deprivation Marinara Tank https://theonion.com/ragu-unveils-sensory-deprivation-marinara-tank/
December 16, 2025 at 7:02 PM
WOULD.
Eastern Pacific. 🤣 Reminds me of the time (pre-smartphone) when I got a bar trivia question “wrong.”
Question: What ocean contains the Azores?
Me: Atlantic.
Trivia guy tallying scores: The correct answer is the Pacific Ocean. 🤦♂️ 🤦♂️ 🤦♂️
I think I got him to reverse his decision.
Question: What ocean contains the Azores?
Me: Atlantic.
Trivia guy tallying scores: The correct answer is the Pacific Ocean. 🤦♂️ 🤦♂️ 🤦♂️
I think I got him to reverse his decision.
December 16, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Eastern Pacific. 🤣 Reminds me of the time (pre-smartphone) when I got a bar trivia question “wrong.”
Question: What ocean contains the Azores?
Me: Atlantic.
Trivia guy tallying scores: The correct answer is the Pacific Ocean. 🤦♂️ 🤦♂️ 🤦♂️
I think I got him to reverse his decision.
Question: What ocean contains the Azores?
Me: Atlantic.
Trivia guy tallying scores: The correct answer is the Pacific Ocean. 🤦♂️ 🤦♂️ 🤦♂️
I think I got him to reverse his decision.
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We are failing our kids
December 16, 2025 at 3:06 PM
We are failing our kids
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I am losing my mind
DO ANY OF THESE JOURNALISTS KNOW THAT VENEZUELA IS NOT ON THE PACIFIC
THAT THE CARIBBEAN SEA DOES NOT TOUCH THE PACIFIC
THAT IN FACT THIS IS WHAT THE PANAMA CANAL WAS BUILT FOR
WTF IS THE EASTERN PACIFIC
PLEASE LOOK AT A MAP
DO ANY OF THESE JOURNALISTS KNOW THAT VENEZUELA IS NOT ON THE PACIFIC
THAT THE CARIBBEAN SEA DOES NOT TOUCH THE PACIFIC
THAT IN FACT THIS IS WHAT THE PANAMA CANAL WAS BUILT FOR
WTF IS THE EASTERN PACIFIC
PLEASE LOOK AT A MAP
December 16, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I am losing my mind
DO ANY OF THESE JOURNALISTS KNOW THAT VENEZUELA IS NOT ON THE PACIFIC
THAT THE CARIBBEAN SEA DOES NOT TOUCH THE PACIFIC
THAT IN FACT THIS IS WHAT THE PANAMA CANAL WAS BUILT FOR
WTF IS THE EASTERN PACIFIC
PLEASE LOOK AT A MAP
DO ANY OF THESE JOURNALISTS KNOW THAT VENEZUELA IS NOT ON THE PACIFIC
THAT THE CARIBBEAN SEA DOES NOT TOUCH THE PACIFIC
THAT IN FACT THIS IS WHAT THE PANAMA CANAL WAS BUILT FOR
WTF IS THE EASTERN PACIFIC
PLEASE LOOK AT A MAP
🙄 I’ve said this about people who don’t “get” prog rock as well: Your brain just isn’t wired for it. That’s fine.
All jazz albums would be improved immeasurably by the removal of everything except the drums. Just listen to the drums. The rest of it is masturbatory, self-indulgent, shapeless, maddening guff. All you need are the drums.
December 16, 2025 at 3:05 PM
🙄 I’ve said this about people who don’t “get” prog rock as well: Your brain just isn’t wired for it. That’s fine.
That’s my covid 🦠 jab done for 2025. I’ve successfully paired with my new 5G phone. GPS/GLONASS enhancements come online once it spreads through my body. 👍
December 16, 2025 at 2:46 PM
That’s my covid 🦠 jab done for 2025. I’ve successfully paired with my new 5G phone. GPS/GLONASS enhancements come online once it spreads through my body. 👍
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Stranger Things should have ended after one season.
December 16, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Stranger Things should have ended after one season.
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"people can be ignorant and still have loving, human qualities" ~ Rob Reiner
December 16, 2025 at 1:50 PM
"people can be ignorant and still have loving, human qualities" ~ Rob Reiner
I just told The Doodle, “You be a good boy, and do what mommy says, unless it’s an illegal order and then you don’t have to do it.”
December 16, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I just told The Doodle, “You be a good boy, and do what mommy says, unless it’s an illegal order and then you don’t have to do it.”
They’re going to invade City Hall Park.
December 16, 2025 at 2:43 AM
They’re going to invade City Hall Park.
I’ve really gotten spoiled with a ceiling/rain shower head. Traditional shower heads are never high enough on the wall. 😤
December 15, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I’ve really gotten spoiled with a ceiling/rain shower head. Traditional shower heads are never high enough on the wall. 😤
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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://theonion.com/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-nation-where-this-regularly-happens-3/
December 15, 2025 at 5:21 PM
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://theonion.com/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-nation-where-this-regularly-happens-3/
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this is one of the most psychotic things Trump has ever posted
December 15, 2025 at 2:52 PM
this is one of the most psychotic things Trump has ever posted
IYKYK 😆
December 14, 2025 at 11:48 PM
IYKYK 😆
@catsofyore.bsky.social We walked our dog up the HSCC driveway and located the nice tag for Fergus. 😔 Very sweet.
December 14, 2025 at 9:00 PM
@catsofyore.bsky.social We walked our dog up the HSCC driveway and located the nice tag for Fergus. 😔 Very sweet.