benjamin
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Caillou's dad: (texting) caillou is freaking the fuck out
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The Mariners are in a better position right now than at any point in their history. How did we get here? And what happens now that they're coming home?

www.lookoutlanding.com/game-recap/1...
Mariners rock, roll through Blue Jays 10-3
The Mariners have reached new heights and uncharted waters
www.lookoutlanding.com
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Off the top of my head…this might’ve been a game between the top 2
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If I send you this, know I’ve lost my shit
Sal Frelick
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Vaccines are safe and effective.

Autism isn't caused by vaccines, and autistic people and their families deserve our support.

When you want information, ask your doctor.

It's more important than ever for all of us to speak plainly, truthfully, and directly about public health.
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idk, looks like a normal-sized Polanco to me
Screenshot of Jorge Polanco with a score bug that shows “Little (the pitcher)” and Polanco stacked
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Love the game result but now frantically hitting refresh on the umpire scorecard.
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How do you not challenge this?
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"getting fit is so easy, just count your calories bro" some of us are mentally ill, ian
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is that baseball game still going
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This is incredible
LOL the first few seconds of this are pure chaotic joy and it's perfect.
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Marked safe from Kerry Carpenter
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134 big leaguers had 170 or more competitive runs this season and none of them had a lower sprint speed than Josh Naylor.

But look what he does with what he has!
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jim and his wife were behind home plate tonight again as usual
fun random thing from the first game of mariners-tigers: that was jim sinegal, costco founder and of “if you raise the price of the fucking hot dog i’ll kill you” fame, sitting front row with his family
costco founder jim sinegal and his wife janet
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Good morning!!! I don’t expect any of my Seattle friends will be alive to read this ever, but last night gave us two bits of proof that an electric crowd absolutely makes a difference:

1. Skubal didn’t know Naylor was about to steal third because he couldn’t hear anyone

2. Humpy. Enough said.
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we've waited five million years what's a million more innings
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someone on the mariners grounds crew gave him a bucket of dirt before game 5 and he shared it with friends at the bar last night
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your reward for winning the baseball game that never ends is traveling to canada and playing another better team in less than 48 hours
We are in the zone now where whoever wins really does not have time to get hammered after
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everyone except kerry carpenter was 4-for-46 tonight
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Remember, baseball fans: this is what the ghost runner took from you.
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but really the mariners game ops folks are the best in the business
Real talk. Here is what set a series of events into motion that led to the #mariners ALDS victory. 🤣🔱