Reaves is still in the NHL??!

lol I don’t even remember that

please let us know if there's stuff you'd like fixed/changed

Omg this makes me happy

Aww shucks

I want to support writers and journalists but it's impossible to pay like 20 different people $10/month for their newsletters. The internet sucks now.

I maintain that he gets fired by Christmas

Close enough

I’m having a hard time caring about the Leafs while the Jays are on this run

Well look at that.

Half way there

Buck and Dan in the booth for the Springer Dinger.

Smash cut to the Leafs losing 6-1

Kevin, having never recovered from his childhood experiences, lives a reclusive life not unlike his older neighbour from the 1st movie.

But when a local boy’s parents’ are kidnapped by ICE, leaving him alone, Kevin realizes he has something he can teach the boy to protect him from the ICE Bandits.

Same. Honestly couldn’t tell you. It’s been my entire morning though.

Ohtani isn’t even that good

The Leafs season doesn’t start until the Jays are done

Can we talk about the god dang blue jays

Anyone who doesn’t root for the Jays is a fascist

Jays in 7

He's an avid Joe Rogan listener *crowd boos* with 18 inches of arm side run on his sinker *crowd cheers*

using cutting edge 3D printing technology, scientists have been able to reproduce the voice box of an ancient mummy, and reconstruct what must have sounded like when alive:

Springer gets to rest his knee for four days. Bo's coming back. Scherzer gets extended rest again. Another team that hasn't seen Yesavage yet. Vlad and Ernie and Gausman and Kirk still exist.

There are so many reasons the Jays can win the World Series.

I guess he did it