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WheatNOil @wheatnoil.bsky.social · 5h

Pretty sure he’s the one who knights him… or whatever they do in Finland.

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WheatNOil @wheatnoil.bsky.social · 11h

Oilers Legend

zach @laing.bsky.social · 11h

Former Oilers forward Lennart Petrell to have jersey retired in Finland oilersnation.com/news/former-...

Former Oilers forward Lennart Petrell to have jersey retired in Finland

<p>From the streets of Edmonton to the rafters in Helsinki, Lennart Petrell’s name will forever live on. While his tenure with the Edmonton Oilers lasted only 95 games across two seasons, the fo...

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Rick Dhaliwal @dhaliwalsports.bsky.social · 1d

The Abbotsford Canucks have agreed to terms on a contract with Cloverdale native and F Jujhar Khaira.

Should be at practise tomorrow.

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WheatNOil @wheatnoil.bsky.social · 2d

I AM curious about porchetta sandwiches. It appears there’s a Meat & Bread about 500m from me. I’ll see if I can give it a try!

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WheatNOil @wheatnoil.bsky.social · 2d

Hello Vancouver. How do you do?

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Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 2d

The realest sports fan in America-

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WheatNOil @wheatnoil.bsky.social · 2d

Hah, amazing. I never actually saw the new Home Alone but @weirdneal.bsky.social suggested Buzz being ICE and I was like “100% yes”.

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WheatNOil @wheatnoil.bsky.social · 2d

Megan McCallister, Kevin’s oldest sister, became a lawyer who Kevin has to begrudgingly go to for help getting the boy’s parents back. She doesn’t usually take on these kinds of cases but she does so for Kevin. The first step in his reconnection with his family. Megan reveals Buzz now works for ICE.

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WheatNOil @wheatnoil.bsky.social · 2d

Why wouldn’t Kevin just take the boy into his own home to protect him? The boy does not want that. His parents were taken but he’s convinced they’ll return. He just needs to defend his only home until they return. He’s the man of the house now. Kevin gets that.

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WheatNOil @wheatnoil.bsky.social · 2d

100%. And Uncle Frank is full MAGA.

But I think there’s a redemption angle for Buzz here. Not one of the primary ICE agents tasked with catching the kid, at the end he sees the impact. He turns in his badge at the end.

But Uncle Frank dies an unrepentant little jerk.

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WheatNOil @wheatnoil.bsky.social · 2d

Kevin, fraught with issues of trust and abandonment, teaches the boy how to defend his house from the slapstickly incompetent ICE agents to save him, but in the process perhaps the boy also saves Kevin, leading him to finally forgive his estranged family their repeated failures.

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WheatNOil @wheatnoil.bsky.social · 2d

Kevin, having never recovered from his childhood experiences, lives a reclusive life not unlike his older neighbour from the 1st movie.

But when a local boy’s parents’ are kidnapped by ICE, leaving him alone, Kevin realizes he has something he can teach the boy to protect him from the ICE Bandits.

Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 2d

Home Alone, but Kevin does that shit to ICE agents, would make one billion dollars

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Oilersnation.com @oilersnation.bsky.social · 2d

More injuries inbound for Oilers as Kapanen expected to miss up to six weeks

The Edmonton Oilers roster crunch will live to see another day. While tough decisions have been expected to come for the team with a roster presumably getting healthier in the coming weeks — kicking off with Jake Walman returning to the lineup Tuesday against the Ottawa Senators — the Oilers have been dealt another injury…

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CVII @cviibyz.bsky.social · 3d

He bore the curse so the rest of the team didn't

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WheatNOil @wheatnoil.bsky.social · 3d

In a surprise twist, the Jays win despite Guerrero not being a major factor. The Jays win AND the Maple Leafs are still to blame!

WheatNOil @wheatnoil.bsky.social · 3d

What I’m saying is:

If the Jays lose this game, it’s the Maple Leafs fault.

If the Jays win this game, Vladimir Guerrero somehow faced not just the Mariners but the entire karmic history of the Toronto Maple Leafs and still won, which would be more impressive than anything Shohei Ohtani has done.

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WheatNOil @wheatnoil.bsky.social · 3d

He would’ve had to had a better game for that.

As it is, the Jays won ‘despite’ the Leafs!

Eva Holland @evaholland.bsky.social · 3d

Yessssssssss

(And as an aside, did Vlad just un-hex the Leafs? 🤔)

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WheatNOil @wheatnoil.bsky.social · 3d

Those sons of bitches did it!

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WheatNOil @wheatnoil.bsky.social · 3d

George Fucking Springer

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WheatNOil @wheatnoil.bsky.social · 3d

Someone who knows more about baseball: After 4 innings and only 1 run against, what’s the reason for switching out Kirby?

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WheatNOil @wheatnoil.bsky.social · 3d

Okay, change the strategy. Give ‘em one more to make it 4-1. Guaranteed set up for a Guerrero grand slam.

WheatNOil @wheatnoil.bsky.social · 3d

Oh god, the Maple Leafs are going to screw this up for the rest of Canada, aren’t they?

Ben Steiner @bensteiner00.bsky.social · 3d

A wild choice from Vladimir Guerrero Jr. as he arrives at the Rogers Centre in a Toronto Maple Leafs jersey.

Clearly some thinking behind it — but not exactly the Game 7 history you want to be replicating tonight.

Just four hours away now.

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WheatNOil @wheatnoil.bsky.social · 3d

Historically speaking the only people that can destroy the White House are Canadians.

So Trump is once again out here trying to attack a storied Canadian industry. Truly taking the 51st State stuff to an extreme.

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WheatNOil @wheatnoil.bsky.social · 3d

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WheatNOil @wheatnoil.bsky.social · 3d

What I’m saying is:

If the Jays lose this game, it’s the Maple Leafs fault.

If the Jays win this game, Vladimir Guerrero somehow faced not just the Mariners but the entire karmic history of the Toronto Maple Leafs and still won, which would be more impressive than anything Shohei Ohtani has done.

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WheatNOil @wheatnoil.bsky.social · 3d

What I’m saying is:

If the Jays lose this game, it’s the Maple Leafs fault.

If the Jays win this game, Vladimir Guerrero somehow faced not just the Mariners but the entire karmic history of the Toronto Maple Leafs and still won, which would be more impressive than anything Shohei Ohtani has done.

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WheatNOil @wheatnoil.bsky.social · 3d

Every Toronto Based Fan I Follow: I feel much better about this game 7 because it’s not the Leafs!

Vladdy:

Vladimir Guerrero wearing a Toronto Maple Leafs jersey walking into the stadium.

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WheatNOil @wheatnoil.bsky.social · 3d

Oh god, the Maple Leafs are going to screw this up for the rest of Canada, aren’t they?

Ben Steiner @bensteiner00.bsky.social · 3d

A wild choice from Vladimir Guerrero Jr. as he arrives at the Rogers Centre in a Toronto Maple Leafs jersey.

Clearly some thinking behind it — but not exactly the Game 7 history you want to be replicating tonight.

Just four hours away now.

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