CVII
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and another thing: im not jetlagged. please dont put in the newspaper that i got jetlagged.
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cviibyz.bsky.social
They didn't mean it maliciously they just never specified 🤣🤣🤣
cviibyz.bsky.social
They have, however, revealed complete ignorance in matters of female reproductive systems
cviibyz.bsky.social
I've been the secret woman in all-dude hockey chats and even in the kind of "boys being boys" culture that can exist in those "chat rooms" no one has said racial slurs or done far-right apologetics.
bluegeorgia.bsky.social
These are some of the leaked messages Young Republicans were sending in group chats.
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
cviibyz.bsky.social
These ones really hit me ~12h after injection in ways that others haven't/hadn't
cviibyz.bsky.social
Yes, if only for the 2011 connection to the name Lapierre
cviibyz.bsky.social
My family was secretly giving me decaf coffee all last week and I am secretly resenting myself for not being able to tell the difference 😂
cviibyz.bsky.social
Supposed to be writing an abstract and end up just editing a Wikipedia page on a Byzantine empress that was VERY MUCH a editorialization of her reign and not the real thing
cviibyz.bsky.social
Why do I need a CV for this opportunity? Can't I just walk in and be the Fonze? Like you know me. What more can I say?
cviibyz.bsky.social
"Would you like to turn on email notifications?"

ABSOLUTELY NOT
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lordjuiblex.bsky.social
I am killing it this morning, if by "it" you mean my soul.
cviibyz.bsky.social
There is dozing on this bus and there is FULLY ASLEEP NO THOUGHTS HEAD EMPTY and I can safely say I did the latter.
cviibyz.bsky.social
It's 3AM in my body and I've been awake for 20 straight hours. AMA.
cviibyz.bsky.social
AHHHHH I'm going to find you when I get home 😄
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hockeyfannibal.bsky.social
Happy to hear a good amount of boos when Coach Q was announced #FlyTogether
cviibyz.bsky.social
CVII would want them to bite him.

Romanos I would not have time for this trifling activity and would be doing something military

Romanos II would be wondering which of the two will poison the other to reign supreme

Then we get some military emperors....
cviibyz.bsky.social
Michael III would naively want to know which of them whips and which of them is whipped (literally).

Basil I would suspect one of the pair is secretly coerced in the relationship.

Leo VI would be very concerned that none of them could have a son now to carry on the legacy
cviibyz.bsky.social
((Furiously Googles))

Ummmm ummm ummm
cviibyz.bsky.social
I fell asleep almost immediately 😆
cviibyz.bsky.social
I have a book literally sitting on my shelf at home of eunuchs in the Islamic empire and I SUSPECT that it's someone in there.

Until I read that though, Constantine VII got REAL excited by the famous double-cut eunuchs
cviibyz.bsky.social
Either they're assholes or they move to Austria five days after I meet them 😭😭😭
cviibyz.bsky.social
Sadly just started a 3h bus trip for the last leg of my journey. No access to coffee 😭
cviibyz.bsky.social
It's 3AM in my body and I've been awake for 20 straight hours. AMA.
cviibyz.bsky.social
Can't believe I once flew back early from a holiday to see a guy only for him to ghost me immediately after. Damn.... past-CVII. Grow a damn spine.
cviibyz.bsky.social
Oh! I can report nothing major has happened today despite me being in an airport!