Bruce Force
@bruceforce.bsky.social
my hobbies are microblogging, reading microblogs and lying down
everything is awful and all I can do is think about cheese
April 29, 2024 at 9:47 PM
everything is awful and all I can do is think about cheese
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the way i eat them i'm bound to choke to death on gummy bears so to maintain my street cred please just tell people i was killed by bears
April 28, 2024 at 12:01 PM
the way i eat them i'm bound to choke to death on gummy bears so to maintain my street cred please just tell people i was killed by bears
Missing the part of the pandemic where it was practically illegal to come near me
April 25, 2024 at 2:56 PM
Missing the part of the pandemic where it was practically illegal to come near me
crazy to think chevy chase's real name is chevrolet chase
April 19, 2024 at 5:52 PM
crazy to think chevy chase's real name is chevrolet chase
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On your deathbed, you will never regret the time you spent shitposting online. It is the offline world that is filled with pain.
April 12, 2024 at 3:30 AM
On your deathbed, you will never regret the time you spent shitposting online. It is the offline world that is filled with pain.
remembering princess diana.
one day she was with us,
and then wham!
she was gone 😥
one day she was with us,
and then wham!
she was gone 😥
April 12, 2024 at 3:15 PM
remembering princess diana.
one day she was with us,
and then wham!
she was gone 😥
one day she was with us,
and then wham!
she was gone 😥
ai can never take my job.
coz I have no job.
coz I have no job.
April 8, 2024 at 3:38 PM
ai can never take my job.
coz I have no job.
coz I have no job.
lol at people with motivation
March 27, 2024 at 2:48 PM
lol at people with motivation
I thought for years that i didn't have free will until i freely changed my mind and decided i did
March 17, 2024 at 6:39 PM
I thought for years that i didn't have free will until i freely changed my mind and decided i did
i'll be binging google till it yahoos
March 13, 2024 at 10:03 AM
i'll be binging google till it yahoos
Don't bring an egg mayonnaise sandwich to a knife fight
March 7, 2024 at 7:35 PM
Don't bring an egg mayonnaise sandwich to a knife fight
been listening to too much brian eno.
someone call an ambience
someone call an ambience
March 2, 2024 at 7:54 AM
been listening to too much brian eno.
someone call an ambience
someone call an ambience
Watching my favourite Bond movie. The one where there is a villain who wants to take over the world and Bond manages to scupper his plans at the last minute
February 26, 2024 at 11:02 PM
Watching my favourite Bond movie. The one where there is a villain who wants to take over the world and Bond manages to scupper his plans at the last minute
imagine if ryan gosling was an actual gosling lmao
February 25, 2024 at 8:03 PM
imagine if ryan gosling was an actual gosling lmao
attended an AA meeting.
recharged my batteries
recharged my batteries
February 24, 2024 at 9:29 PM
attended an AA meeting.
recharged my batteries
recharged my batteries
i'd tell you the secret to making indian flatbread, but i've signed a naan disclosure agreement
February 21, 2024 at 6:32 AM
i'd tell you the secret to making indian flatbread, but i've signed a naan disclosure agreement
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Starting a new book or as I like to call it, fibbing.
February 18, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Starting a new book or as I like to call it, fibbing.
Thinking about boobs while staring at the moon so people think I'm really deep
February 10, 2024 at 7:50 AM
Thinking about boobs while staring at the moon so people think I'm really deep
i've worked out the size of the universe. and it's big. bigger than 100
February 4, 2024 at 1:49 PM
i've worked out the size of the universe. and it's big. bigger than 100
bet the guy who worked all night to invent the wheel fell asleep at the wheel a lot
February 1, 2024 at 6:30 PM
bet the guy who worked all night to invent the wheel fell asleep at the wheel a lot
If reclinable chairs count as drugs, then yes, I'm always on drugs
January 25, 2024 at 2:28 PM
If reclinable chairs count as drugs, then yes, I'm always on drugs
asked myself out on a date.
we chatted all night.
had a lot in common.
things are looking good.
i might be the one.
we chatted all night.
had a lot in common.
things are looking good.
i might be the one.
January 21, 2024 at 10:56 PM
asked myself out on a date.
we chatted all night.
had a lot in common.
things are looking good.
i might be the one.
we chatted all night.
had a lot in common.
things are looking good.
i might be the one.
tattooing someone and saying "whoops a daisy" every 30 seconds
January 19, 2024 at 8:57 PM
tattooing someone and saying "whoops a daisy" every 30 seconds
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I'm going to start putting butterscotch on everything, not just mashed potatoes
January 5, 2024 at 12:23 AM
I'm going to start putting butterscotch on everything, not just mashed potatoes