Kevin Brotzman
@brotz13.bsky.social
He/him. Baltimore, MD. Let's go O's!
Hug your four-legged pals as tight as you can. We just said goodbye to our beloved Valerie (Val), aka Monster, aka Pooper. She brightened our lives for 15 years, and it still feels like it wasn't nearly long enough. I'll see you on the other side, you good, sweet girl. 🖤🤍
November 22, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Hug your four-legged pals as tight as you can. We just said goodbye to our beloved Valerie (Val), aka Monster, aka Pooper. She brightened our lives for 15 years, and it still feels like it wasn't nearly long enough. I'll see you on the other side, you good, sweet girl. 🖤🤍
Context for my last quote post. Austin Hays suuuuucks.
cause right wing baseball players never play the victim
November 16, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Context for my last quote post. Austin Hays suuuuucks.
Here I've been blaming T. Rowe Price for the Orioles' downturn in mid-2024, when it turns out that Austin Hays' weirdly hostile Bibleposting before Pride Night was the true culprit.
Just kidding; it's a "yes, and". 86 the finance bro jersey patches, and whatever you do, don't bring back Mr. Glass.
Just kidding; it's a "yes, and". 86 the finance bro jersey patches, and whatever you do, don't bring back Mr. Glass.
50-30 before, went 41-41 after.
November 16, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Here I've been blaming T. Rowe Price for the Orioles' downturn in mid-2024, when it turns out that Austin Hays' weirdly hostile Bibleposting before Pride Night was the true culprit.
Just kidding; it's a "yes, and". 86 the finance bro jersey patches, and whatever you do, don't bring back Mr. Glass.
Just kidding; it's a "yes, and". 86 the finance bro jersey patches, and whatever you do, don't bring back Mr. Glass.
Current mood:
November 5, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Current mood:
Boy howdy, does this suck. I'm glad @cnet.com let self-described "Potterhead" Abrar Al-Heeti take on this assignment.
Review: Audible and Pottermore Publishing are bringing the Wizarding World to life in an enchanting new way. I got an early listen to their production of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, and was entranced.
I Listened to Audible's 'Harry Potter' Full-Cast Audiobook. It's as Magical as I'd Hoped
Review: Audible and Pottermore Publishing are bringing the Wizarding World to life in an enchanting new way. I got an early listen to their production of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, and was entranced.
cnet.co
November 2, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Boy howdy, does this suck. I'm glad @cnet.com let self-described "Potterhead" Abrar Al-Heeti take on this assignment.
Big day for Craigs.
And source confirms: Craig Albernaz is the pick to become the next Orioles manager www.thebanner.com/sports/oriol...
October 27, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Big day for Craigs.
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Don't you love it when a big account snatches up your picture and doesn't even bother to give you a shout-out for it? I sure fucking do.
Frogs in slowly heating water is a popular allegory for being unaware that you are being destroyed in an incrementally worsening situation.
But I'm drawing hope from the past week that we frogs may be a bit more aware of our situation than those allegorical frogs. #Hop
But I'm drawing hope from the past week that we frogs may be a bit more aware of our situation than those allegorical frogs. #Hop
October 21, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Don't you love it when a big account snatches up your picture and doesn't even bother to give you a shout-out for it? I sure fucking do.
Shane Bieber's mustache is Dave Stieb cosplay, right?
October 21, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Shane Bieber's mustache is Dave Stieb cosplay, right?
I adopted the Brewers as a "second" rooting interest during the Orioles' last tanking period, and Ueck was a big factor. Hope the Crew can finish the job in his memory this October.
October 13, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I adopted the Brewers as a "second" rooting interest during the Orioles' last tanking period, and Ueck was a big factor. Hope the Crew can finish the job in his memory this October.
Spotted on the Roba Family Farms pumpkin walk in North Abington Township, PA. Go Phils!
October 4, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Spotted on the Roba Family Farms pumpkin walk in North Abington Township, PA. Go Phils!
"Thank you, Sarah!" Gotta do the Wiggum voice though. No, I don't live with anyone named Sarah.
October 2, 2025 at 12:30 AM
"Thank you, Sarah!" Gotta do the Wiggum voice though. No, I don't live with anyone named Sarah.
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This organization is so dumb. Obfuscation and secrecy for its own sake. #orioles
Mike Elias said he was promoted to president of baseball operations during the spring of 2025. At the time, that wasn’t a priority to announce, he said.
In terms of a GM under him, he said they may or may not fill that this winter. Under consideration
In terms of a GM under him, he said they may or may not fill that this winter. Under consideration
September 29, 2025 at 5:06 PM
This organization is so dumb. Obfuscation and secrecy for its own sake. #orioles
As always, CB stands for "Could Be".
Final: Orioles 4, Yankees 8
Umpire: CB Bucknor
#MLB #Orioles // #Yankees
#BALvsNYY // #NYYvsBAL
Balls in the zone clips
Strikes out of the zone clips
Video may not be available immediately after the game
Umpire: CB Bucknor
#MLB #Orioles // #Yankees
#BALvsNYY // #NYYvsBAL
Balls in the zone clips
Strikes out of the zone clips
Video may not be available immediately after the game
September 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
As always, CB stands for "Could Be".
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the cultural crisis is straightforward: there are no longer any formal consequences for blatantly anti-social behavior, and the rest of us are constantly just getting lectured that we have to put up with these assholes making our lives worse
Imagine if NPR had actually talked to safe streets advocates for this story and learned how the solutions to drivers killing people is not, in fact, victim blaming
September 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
the cultural crisis is straightforward: there are no longer any formal consequences for blatantly anti-social behavior, and the rest of us are constantly just getting lectured that we have to put up with these assholes making our lives worse
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Ms Olive is sick and we could really use your help! Looks like she needs to have at least one of her salivary glands surgically removed. It's very difficult for her to swallow anything right now. It's scary and I hate it. I've got to get her to the vet ASAP. Plz share!
Donate to Ms Olive Needs Your Help!, organized by James Anderson
This is my girl Ms. Olive, a rescue from BARCS in Baltimore, and she really needs your help. … James Anderson needs your support for Ms Olive Needs Your Help!
www.gofundme.com
September 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Ms Olive is sick and we could really use your help! Looks like she needs to have at least one of her salivary glands surgically removed. It's very difficult for her to swallow anything right now. It's scary and I hate it. I've got to get her to the vet ASAP. Plz share!
Given Tony Mansolino's...discursive speaking style, I shudder to think how he might express himself if anyone thinks to ask him about a pitcher taking his turn on a religious holiday.
I knew Kremer was starting tonight but I didn’t know it’s Rosh Hashanah, just curious why he isn’t being pushed a day or if he chose to still pitch tonight 🤷♀️
September 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Given Tony Mansolino's...discursive speaking style, I shudder to think how he might express himself if anyone thinks to ask him about a pitcher taking his turn on a religious holiday.
Let it be known that I do not endorse the actions and words of any other Kevins.
Report: U.S. Still Leads World With Highest Density Of Kevins https://theonion.com/report-u-s-still-leads-world-with-highest-density-of-1819576406/
September 22, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Let it be known that I do not endorse the actions and words of any other Kevins.
And here's a genuinely funny photo where one of the greatest first basemen of all time looks like he's checking me out.
September 21, 2025 at 12:55 AM
And here's a genuinely funny photo where one of the greatest first basemen of all time looks like he's checking me out.
How can you not be romantic about 84 year-old Boog Powell going ape shit with a garden hose in September of a lost season?
Ryan Mountcastle opens the bottom of the 2nd inning with his 6th home run of the season.
#Orioles lead Yankees 1-0.
#Orioles lead Yankees 1-0.
September 20, 2025 at 4:09 AM
How can you not be romantic about 84 year-old Boog Powell going ape shit with a garden hose in September of a lost season?
What time is it? Time for me to yell at Johnny Olszewski. FFS.
Republicans just pushed a resolution to "honor the life and legacy" of anti-LGBTQ+ rights leader and extremist Charlie Kirk.
Half of the Democrats voted in favor, including transgender representative Sarah McBride.
Half of the Democrats voted in favor, including transgender representative Sarah McBride.
September 19, 2025 at 4:02 PM
What time is it? Time for me to yell at Johnny Olszewski. FFS.
Cody Asche, Tommy Joseph, Sherman Johnson: name 'em and shame 'em. O's need to rebuild their offensive approach from the ground up.
Max Fried produced a career-high-tying 13 strikeouts in seven innings against the Orioles. He allowed three hits and is done at 87 pitches.
Fried forced a whopping 28 whiffs, by far the most in his career
Fried forced a whopping 28 whiffs, by far the most in his career
September 19, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Cody Asche, Tommy Joseph, Sherman Johnson: name 'em and shame 'em. O's need to rebuild their offensive approach from the ground up.
Six pitch inning for the O's offense. Two for each of our hitting coaches!
September 19, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Six pitch inning for the O's offense. Two for each of our hitting coaches!