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Sorry dogs but when it happens, you’re just going to have to deal with the fireworks.
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Subway Takes but for metal opinions would go so hard, actually.

“Saint Anger is Metallica’s best record.”

“100 disagree!”

/articulately explains why Saint Anger is a masterpiece of postmodern art and will ultimately be what Metallica is remembered for
Subway Takes but for metal opinions would go so hard, actually.

“Saint Anger is Metallica’s best record.”

“100 disagree!”

/articulately explains why Saint Anger is a masterpiece of postmodern art and will ultimately be what Metallica is remembered for
Men would rather lease a humanoid robot that’s really just some guy named Miroslav in an Oculus headset in Serbia who does their chores badly than go to therapy
Nothing frightens the establishment more than a fearless politician with zero kompromat
Hahaha incredible lol
NYC: Where it costs a lot to live in conservative heads rent-free
Idk who needs to hear this, but I have just been informed that there is a SLOTH at the Bronx Zoo whose name is *HAN SLOWLO*
Racist NYC millionaires: I CAN’T BELIEVE HE EATS RICE WITH HIS HANDS!!!!

Racist NYC millionaires at omakase:
I Ran For Mayor And All I Got Was Cementing My Reputation Of Being An Islamophobic Sex Pest Scumbag Loser
Say what you will, but this is thermodynamicly correct
If Wall*E can pull an Eve, you can ask her out
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It’s better to have Louvred and lost than to never have Louvred before
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you again! You know how easy it is to fool me, NOT COOL
Refrigerators refrigerate.
Toasters toast.
Flowers…???
It’s better to have Louvred and lost than to never have Louvred before
I’m so glad my San Francisco work trip was booked during San Francisco summer 🫶 weather is ridiculous rn
Today in ‘We Live In Hell’
For the latest model so remixed your IP that whoever in the training set shall not perish but have eternal cameos in Sora
As a big fan of coffee I downloaded this app called ‘Grindr’ and it was NOT WHAT I WAS EXPECTING
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The Guitar Hero/Rock Band Era was the zenith of technological progress and we should have just stopped there
A reputation takes years to build and just seconds to ruin, case in point: Game of Thrones
The Guitar Hero/Rock Band Era was the zenith of technological progress and we should have just stopped there
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“Why don't you just make the M4 faster and make 4 be the top number and make that a little faster?”
“Why don't you just make the M4 faster and make 4 be the top number and make that a little faster?”