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brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 8h

Sorry dogs but when it happens, you’re just going to have to deal with the fireworks.

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brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 1d

Subway Takes but for metal opinions would go so hard, actually.

“Saint Anger is Metallica’s best record.”

“100 disagree!”

/articulately explains why Saint Anger is a masterpiece of postmodern art and will ultimately be what Metallica is remembered for

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brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 1d

Subway Takes but for metal opinions would go so hard, actually.

“Saint Anger is Metallica’s best record.”

“100 disagree!”

/articulately explains why Saint Anger is a masterpiece of postmodern art and will ultimately be what Metallica is remembered for

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brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 1d

Men would rather lease a humanoid robot that’s really just some guy named Miroslav in an Oculus headset in Serbia who does their chores badly than go to therapy

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brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 1d

Nothing frightens the establishment more than a fearless politician with zero kompromat

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brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 2d

Hahaha incredible lol

brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 3d

NYC: Where it costs a lot to live in conservative heads rent-free

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brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 3d

Idk who needs to hear this, but I have just been informed that there is a SLOTH at the Bronx Zoo whose name is *HAN SLOWLO*

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brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 4d

Racist NYC millionaires: I CAN’T BELIEVE HE EATS RICE WITH HIS HANDS!!!!

Racist NYC millionaires at omakase:

A white hand grabbing a piece of Nigiri sushi off a plate

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brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 4d

I Ran For Mayor And All I Got Was Cementing My Reputation Of Being An Islamophobic Sex Pest Scumbag Loser

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brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 4d

Say what you will, but this is thermodynamicly correct

A weight room at a gym with a sign on the wall that says “You look hot when you sweat”

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brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 4d

If Wall*E can pull an Eve, you can ask her out

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brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 5d

It’s better to have Louvred and lost than to never have Louvred before

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brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 5d

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you again! You know how easy it is to fool me, NOT COOL

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brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 5d

Refrigerators refrigerate.
Toasters toast.
Flowers…???

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brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 5d

It’s better to have Louvred and lost than to never have Louvred before

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brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 12d

I’m so glad my San Francisco work trip was booked during San Francisco summer 🫶 weather is ridiculous rn

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brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 13d

Today in ‘We Live In Hell’

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brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 13d

For the latest model so remixed your IP that whoever in the training set shall not perish but have eternal cameos in Sora

brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 13d

As a big fan of coffee I downloaded this app called ‘Grindr’ and it was NOT WHAT I WAS EXPECTING

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