brooks
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Virgin birth, sure. But *THREE* wise men?? Get real
December 15, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Virgin birth, sure. But *THREE* wise men?? Get real
There’s a moment in Toy Story 3 where the toys wind up in a quicksand-like pit on their way to the incinerator, and they all clutch each other tightly in sheer terror and grief and love and pain and despair, and together come to terms with their absolute impending doom and it’s all very, very dark!!
December 15, 2025 at 1:26 AM
There’s a moment in Toy Story 3 where the toys wind up in a quicksand-like pit on their way to the incinerator, and they all clutch each other tightly in sheer terror and grief and love and pain and despair, and together come to terms with their absolute impending doom and it’s all very, very dark!!
Dolph Lundgren’s full name is Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer Lundgren
December 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Dolph Lundgren’s full name is Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer Lundgren
Need a new season of Black Mirror to give me new ideas for my next startup
December 13, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Need a new season of Black Mirror to give me new ideas for my next startup
Them in the elevator: look at that dude taking his laundry down on a Friday night, not us, we’re on our way to partayyyyy!!!!
Me in the elevator: look at them on their way to party, not me, I’m gonna have the laundry room all to myself!!!!
Me in the elevator: look at them on their way to party, not me, I’m gonna have the laundry room all to myself!!!!
December 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Them in the elevator: look at that dude taking his laundry down on a Friday night, not us, we’re on our way to partayyyyy!!!!
Me in the elevator: look at them on their way to party, not me, I’m gonna have the laundry room all to myself!!!!
Me in the elevator: look at them on their way to party, not me, I’m gonna have the laundry room all to myself!!!!
When the CEO of Chewy puts “Customers First” in his bio, he’s talking about dogs, right?
Puppers? Pupperinos? Good bois and gorls, right? Shnugglebuns first? That’s what he’s saying?
Puppers? Pupperinos? Good bois and gorls, right? Shnugglebuns first? That’s what he’s saying?
December 12, 2025 at 10:27 PM
When the CEO of Chewy puts “Customers First” in his bio, he’s talking about dogs, right?
Puppers? Pupperinos? Good bois and gorls, right? Shnugglebuns first? That’s what he’s saying?
Puppers? Pupperinos? Good bois and gorls, right? Shnugglebuns first? That’s what he’s saying?
The only celebrity death that really crushed me was Mimi Parker from Low
December 10, 2025 at 4:46 PM
The only celebrity death that really crushed me was Mimi Parker from Low
One cool thing about working in B2B marketing is it’s entirely SFW to drive massive pipe, encouraged in fact
December 10, 2025 at 4:11 PM
One cool thing about working in B2B marketing is it’s entirely SFW to drive massive pipe, encouraged in fact
The C.K. in Louis C.K. stands for Charlie Kirk
December 10, 2025 at 3:31 PM
The C.K. in Louis C.K. stands for Charlie Kirk
‘X’ means kiss, so it is cute that all the racist homophobes are on the kiss app 😘
December 9, 2025 at 9:57 PM
‘X’ means kiss, so it is cute that all the racist homophobes are on the kiss app 😘
Scrolling through my feed during my twice-yearly login to Facebook:
-marriage
-marriage
-death
-baby
-second marriage
-NEW PUPPY!
-death
-racist uncle
-baby
-bunch of people you forgot existed wished you happy birthday six months ago for some reason
-marriage
-marriage
-death
-baby
-second marriage
-NEW PUPPY!
-death
-racist uncle
-baby
-bunch of people you forgot existed wished you happy birthday six months ago for some reason
December 9, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Scrolling through my feed during my twice-yearly login to Facebook:
-marriage
-marriage
-death
-baby
-second marriage
-NEW PUPPY!
-death
-racist uncle
-baby
-bunch of people you forgot existed wished you happy birthday six months ago for some reason
-marriage
-marriage
-death
-baby
-second marriage
-NEW PUPPY!
-death
-racist uncle
-baby
-bunch of people you forgot existed wished you happy birthday six months ago for some reason
Not falling for your rage bait, engagement bait, conversation bait, chicanery bait, phantasmagoria bait, mystique bait, farce bait, friendship bait, amateur bait, master bait, prestidigitation bait, your mendacity bait, or your perspicacity bait.
December 9, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Not falling for your rage bait, engagement bait, conversation bait, chicanery bait, phantasmagoria bait, mystique bait, farce bait, friendship bait, amateur bait, master bait, prestidigitation bait, your mendacity bait, or your perspicacity bait.
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Prediction markets being folded into mainstream news outlets lends them a legitimacy they absolutely have not earned, I know we're all in the business of handwringing over the future of journalism but this should absolutely concern everyone www.businessinsider.com/kalshi-cnbc-...
Prediction giant Kalshi strikes a new media partnership with CNBC, days after its CNN deal
Prediction site Kalshi is partnering with CNBC, days after striking a deal with CNN. Prediction sites are popular but getting regulatory pushback.
www.businessinsider.com
December 8, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Prediction markets being folded into mainstream news outlets lends them a legitimacy they absolutely have not earned, I know we're all in the business of handwringing over the future of journalism but this should absolutely concern everyone www.businessinsider.com/kalshi-cnbc-...
Here you go, I made this for the boomers in your life falling for the slop
December 8, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Here you go, I made this for the boomers in your life falling for the slop
To the Google PM who decided to give the new Google Home/ Nest Mini Gemini voice a sexy little vocal fry, thanks I guess?
December 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
To the Google PM who decided to give the new Google Home/ Nest Mini Gemini voice a sexy little vocal fry, thanks I guess?
This is the most Bay Area joke I’ve ever come up with
December 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
This is the most Bay Area joke I’ve ever come up with
I met a nice gentleman today, feel like he’s going places
December 5, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I met a nice gentleman today, feel like he’s going places
The ‘no white after Labor Day’ thing only applies up until Thanksgiving weekend; come December 1 you go from 🍁 mode to ❄️ mode
December 4, 2025 at 6:30 PM
The ‘no white after Labor Day’ thing only applies up until Thanksgiving weekend; come December 1 you go from 🍁 mode to ❄️ mode
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He is just their little monkey isn't he
December 3, 2025 at 8:37 PM
He is just their little monkey isn't he
When somebody says “you’re one in a million,” what they’re really saying is “there are at least 8,200 people exactly like you, you unoriginal doorknob”
December 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
When somebody says “you’re one in a million,” what they’re really saying is “there are at least 8,200 people exactly like you, you unoriginal doorknob”
Check out this sick playlist of music you literally can’t listen to on Spotify bc every single artist here has pulled their music due to various platform outrages.
Enjoy! music.apple.com/us/playlist/...
Enjoy! music.apple.com/us/playlist/...
Cancel Spotify by Brooks Rocco on Apple Music
Playlist · 11 Songs
music.apple.com
December 3, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Check out this sick playlist of music you literally can’t listen to on Spotify bc every single artist here has pulled their music due to various platform outrages.
Enjoy! music.apple.com/us/playlist/...
Enjoy! music.apple.com/us/playlist/...
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[Joe Rogan emerging from a sensory deprivation tank filled with zebra cum] Actually, cancer is good for you
October 26, 2024 at 4:49 AM
[Joe Rogan emerging from a sensory deprivation tank filled with zebra cum] Actually, cancer is good for you
Spotify Wrapped this, Spotify Wrapped that, maybe you should Spotify Wrap up your involvement with a music service that platforms ICE
December 3, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Spotify Wrapped this, Spotify Wrapped that, maybe you should Spotify Wrap up your involvement with a music service that platforms ICE
Meeting my team for coffee this morning, which means I’m meeting my team for my sixth coffee this morning
December 3, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Meeting my team for coffee this morning, which means I’m meeting my team for my sixth coffee this morning
Posting your Spotify wrapped is like telling someone the story of a dream you had that they weren’t involved in.
December 3, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Posting your Spotify wrapped is like telling someone the story of a dream you had that they weren’t involved in.